Official Match Thread Season 40: Second Semi Final: Mount Buller Demons versus Ophidian Old Boys at the Snow Dome

[philreich]

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A mate of mine takes great delight in annoying the crap out of telemarketers when they ring his nursery. He got a call from one one day, and completely ignored what the person had to say. He says, "What sort of plant do you want?"

Clearly annoyed, the telemarketer says, "I don't want any ****ing plants."

Undeterred, my mate says, "Well why did you ring me then?", and he hangs up.

 

[All Aust]

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Warren is the answer

What is the joke?



This type of Robin is the answer
What is the joke?

 

[philreich]

Reckon the Demons will win this one by 6 goals.

In the immortal words of Ted Bullpitt (Kingswood Country), "Someone should blow jackster83 up."

 

[Dingster]

I like you. I may keep you.

 

[philreich]

Warren is the answer

What is the joke?


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This type of Robin is the answer
What is the joke?

Reminds me that alcohol is never the answer. Alcohol is the question - YES is the answer!!!

 

[Gralin]

Reckon the Demons will win this one by 6 goals.

 

[Gralin]

Wosh is in the bunker. No reception!

Probably under a blanket next to the fire sharpening some knives for Sunday

 

[Dingster]

Probably under a blanket next to the fire sharpening some knives for Sunday

My video footage picks up everything.

 

[philreich]

My video footage picks up everything.

Those eyes - makes me think that if one were to get on the wrong side of that moggy, it might end in a CATastrophic outcome.

 

[philreich]

Exciting news - Hawks v Roys has reached page 4.

 

[Gralin]

Exciting news - Hawks v Roys has reached page 4.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Reminds me that alcohol is never the answer. Alcohol is the question - YES is the answer!!!

If alcohol is the answer, you're asking the right question!!

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

 

[Yakker]

Keep it zipped, Gralin

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Leave it Pugsley

 

[philreich]

What's red, and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

What's red, and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

 

[philreich]

What's red, and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Old Boys and Girls let's all sit around the fireplace with our cigars and tipple and bask in the glow of knowing in a few days we are going to rip the heart out of the Demons and eliminate them from the finals.

 

[sabso]

Wosh is in the bunker. No reception!

Admins and bunkers, say no more

 

[philreich]

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed and a toothbrush.

 

[Pugsley]

Leave it Pugsley

Fair call mate.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed and a toothbrush.

 

[All Aust]

What's red, and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

I keep this in mind should I be a spectator on the hill at a Port v Pies soiree.