Scandal Lachie Neale affair

[the avoca drover]

I'm reading this rubbish (why? Bob only knows,) watching the cricket and Gilly starts crapping on about botox too. What have you people done???

Do you reckon Isa Guha has any botox?

 

[ferball]

She is attractive. She would be far more attractive if she stopped doing shit to her face.

Very few men expect women to do all they do to their faces. Women drive it.

Ive not met one guy in my entire life who finds duck lips hot. Or the distant, non responsive stare of botox hot. Facial expressions matter.

Not looking like a baboon's arseh*le matters.

Women don't drive it. Some women who profit from the body image psychosis industry might, that's about it.

 

[Whats a Battle]

It’s a bit cliche, but the distortive effect of the introduction of social media will be studied for centuries.

I understand that people can do whatever they like to their own bodies. But surely they must realise it looks awful?

 

[Saint12]

Tess is a fan of Tongue

I clearly posted this in the wrong thread...will delete lol

 

[ferball]

Do you reckon Isa Guha has any botox?

I really don't care.

She's a better commentator than most tv footy morons tho.

 

[ferball]

Is Isa hotter than Tess? What do we grade on?

Knowing what she's talking about?

 

[PowerfulPies2023]

Before she had work done I think she looked great. Now, not so much.

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Seriously, if you saw that lying on your arm the morning after picking her up in a dimly lit bar and taking her back to her place, you'd chew your arm off so as not to wake her up while trying to leave.

She looks lik shes 45

 

[PowerfulPies2023]

polymath LEAVE TESS ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TasSixer]

Footy journalists are dog shit and are basically paparazzi to the players most of the time but now here's a real story with some spice to it and where are they?

Useless campaigners. Is Beau Lachie's or not? Is Tess really that hot? Has Lachie been putting Tess' bins out?

Give us the real news you scrubs.

 

[PowerfulPies2023]

Footy journalists are dog shit and are basically paparazzi to the players most of the time but now here's a real story with some spice to it and where are they?

Useless campaigners. Is Beau Lachie's or not? Is Tess really that hot? Has Lachie been putting Tess' bins out?

Give us the real news you scrubs.

Lol! Yep some are a protected species. They'll do anything to not make the game or the AFL look bad. Hidden positive drug tests etc. w***ers.

 

[PowerfulPies2023]

This thread needs to be certified
Cyber detectives
Cosmetic surgeons
Family court lawyers
Beauty pageant judges
Tabloid journalists
Coupled with the big questions
How many kids does Rat Neale actually have?
Which kids choose which club for father son?
What does Ben think of it all?

Didn't you hear? Ben joined a rock group. Ben Folds Five.

 

[Toump Ass]

Is Beau Lachie's or not?

A lot of posters crying "hOw coME JooLeS DiNd'T KnOW!?!?!?" but I'm yet to see anyone a side-by-side comparison. Surely someone here can put a picture up of beau and lachie and point out all the obvious similarities while the cricket's on?

 

[Yellow Feathers]

Very **** behaviour

 

[subtropicalhawk]

polymath LEAVE TESS ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Polymath - nah I want a Polymarket to bet on the OF release date!

 

[bresker]

In Ireland, where I'm from, the girls apply giant fake eyelashes and Donald Trump fake tan, in some sort of attempt to make them appear much less attractive than they actually are.

Then again, I cant work out if 20 something Aussie clothing fashion is meant be ironically bad, or if the wearer doesn't own a mirror or gets dressed every day in a pitch dark room.

 

[GoEaglesGoSGIO]

Sorry about the quality but I’m zooming in like **** here.

Anyway, I present to you a father, 2 sons and some other bloke

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Whatever surgery anyone has had both clearly need laser eye surgery first and foremost

How did anyone miss this between the 2 of them?

 

[Viceregal]

It’s a bit cliche, but the distortive effect of the introduction of social media will be studied for centuries.

Only as a secondary referent listed in some sources as one of the causes of the fall of the silent civilisation that flourished over large parts of the world from approx 1980 through to the beginning of the most recent dark age.

Sources are sketchy as it believed that the people of the time were able to write, store, and retrieve information using meteorological phenomena but the ability to access the information has been lost for now (although studies in cloud crying are showing promise).

It has long been a matter of archaeological angst that we know more of life.in ancient Sumeria than we do of the Silents ... and what information we do have seems senseless to us lacking context ... eg no one knows what an Insta is, why people would write books about their faces (or why others woud read them), or why they seemed to pay their least productive members the most.

Fortunately we still have sky ball to keep us entertained from that period (even if nobody in this dah knows what an 'AFL' is or why maggots were traditionally considered an essential element of it.

 

[Xtreme]

Ive not met one guy in my entire life who finds duck lips hot. Or the distant, non responsive stare of botox hot. Facial expressions matter.

That and hair weaves/extensions.... if you've got short hair ROCK IT. Hair extensions make people look like drowned rats.

 

[TasSixer]

A lot of posters crying "hOw coME JooLeS DiNd'T KnOW!?!?!?" but I'm yet to see anyone a side-by-side comparison. Surely someone here can put a picture up of beau and lachie and point out all the obvious similarities while the cricket's on?

Alright here's your comparison. Where's Maury Povich?

 

[Borussia Teeth]

"Seriously, if you saw that lying on your arm the morning after picking her up in a dimly lit bar and taking her back to her place, you'd chew your arm off so as not to wake her up while trying to leave."

Hmmmm

In terms of pure looks - Tess is hot right now... The aging and the effects of Botox are starting to hit, but she is still hot. The lips are off putting yes but...

You have to remember she is out of her real prime, Tess would be mid 30's and has had a kid...

A lot of women (and men) don't age well after their mid twenties (or after 21)...

Jules is hot too especially at 35...



ALSO

Comparing her to other AFL WAGs is kinda hard as a lot of WAGs would be in their mid 20's with zero kids...

I'm not sure about your age, but the previous picture you posted shows young girls, probably between the ages of 18 to 21. It looks like a group of Mormon missionaries, too, as they typically conduct missionary work around that age range of 18 to 21.

This picture would kinda be her prime years of youth...

Again I want to stress that a lot of BOTH women and men don't age well after their mid twenties (or after 21)...


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Can we find out more about the far right girl?

 

[mpal6]

No. I don't have a family.

Which is why I find it so baffling/aggravating that a man around my age who is lucky enough to have one would do what he did.

 

[PowerfulPies2023]

Can we find out more about the far right girl?

That's Tess. The real Tess. Before cosmetic surgery.

 

[Unfazed]

I've done more stalking than i should admit and as far as I can tell tess and Jules have only shared a social sphere from about 18 months ago so Neale probably isn't the father of Tess's kid. and his tattoo isn't on photos from 2024 flag so more likely in honour of his son with Jules - who also has a bow in her IG bio. I'm disappointed too.

 

[Paul Medhurst]

I've done more stalking than i should admit and as far as I can tell tess and Jules have only shared a social sphere from about 18 months ago so Neale probably isn't the father of Tess's kid. and his tattoo isn't on photos from 2024 flag so more likely in honour of his son with Jules - who also has a bow in her IG bio. I'm disappointed too.

The only connection I can make between their son (can’t even remember his name) and the bow and arrow is he’s a Sagittarius. Some people are into that kind of thing

 

[Paul Medhurst]

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Alright here's your comparison. Where's Maury Povich?

As much as we love to speculate, going by these photos, I feel all the Lachie-esque features - the round face, the mouth shape, the eye shape, the turned up nose, the dark hair - these could all very well be from Tess.

Dare I say it but this may all just be one big coincidence