Autopsy 2026 Rd 1 Carlton vs Richmond - 4 points but alarm bells still ringing

[Sharks On A Plane]

What can you say really, another appalling showing. Just a joke of a team in so many facets.

Thought McGovern had one of his better games, was probably the difference in the end, important in key moments.

Ollie Hollands one of the all-time stinkers, seriously what is he bringing to the team?

Fogarty has thankfully put himself in the "never again" basket after that, even Voss can't pick him again.

Enjoyed Smith's first quarter and not much else.

 

[trac]

I hate this team and I hate that I barrack for them. They’re so diabolically shite.

 

[Wickzki]

Lewis Young

33

Lewis Young

Age

27

Ht

202cm

Wt

99kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.6

3star

K

7.5

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.6

4star

MG

197.9

3star

D

4.0

1star

K

3.0

1star

HB

1.0

1star

M

3.0

3star

T

0.0

1star

MG

26.0

1star

D

14.4

4star

K

8.2

4star

HB

6.2

4star

M

6.4

5star

T

2.0

4star

MG

181.6

3star

-- absolute rubbish free kick at the end made up for with a beautiful saving mark and flew the flag better than anyone


Mitch McGovern

11

Mitch Mcgovern

Age

31

Ht

190cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.1

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

2.9

3star

M

4.6

4star

T

2.2

4star

MG

189.8

3star

D

7.6

2star

K

6.5

3star

HB

1.1

1star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.9

3star

MG

179.6

3star

D

10.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.0

5star

MG

218.0

4star

-- contributed much more significantly forward early. Went back and chipped in at the death

Zac Williams --when everybody else on the park was lacking composure at goal nailed the match winner. Came back after that scary knock

Lachie Fogarty

3 out of 4 is really good. Well done lads.

 

[BringFevBack2021]

Ok poo game but Cripps is not ready to retire guys everyone relax now

 

[TheBlueCampaigner]

We should petition the AFL to shorten the game to 45 minutes. We’d be premiers for sure.

 

[NavySteel]

Voss fist-pumping on the sidelines with 7 seconds to go was just embarrassing

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Apparently Voss is planning on moving Young off Lynch sometime next Tuesday....

Is Weitering the new Scarlett? Doesn't get the toughest matchups.

 

[gandaal]

A broken club with a broken team playing broken footy

 

[Markyd]

Hollow win

 

[BringFevBack2021]

Lewis Young -- absolute rubbish free kick at the end made up for with a beautiful saving mark and flew the flag better than anyone


Mitch McGovern -- contributed much more significantly forward early. Went back and chipped in at the death

Zac Williams --when everybody else on the park was lacking composure at goal nailed the match winner. Came back after that scary knock

Lachie Fogarty

3 out of 4 is really good. Well done lads.

He had 11 shots on Young

 

[you yang blues]

I just want to b happy! Why won’t u let me be happy?

So true!!!

 

[YeoShuey]

On the positive side, it's a win where we lost 14 of the last 17 against them. A side we don't match up well against.

 

[TheKing101]

Deadset ****ing needed the bye.

After 2 games fk me

 

[Beer n Skittles]

How good was first half carlton though?

 

[Red Bull]

View attachment Dirty Harry - Clint Eastwood - Stick It In Your Ass.mp4

 

[RedFury]

 

[NavySteel]

They are way too happy with themselves after that effort.

1 goal on a half of football.

1.

 

[SolGoodman]

Quick shout out to some usual whipping boys, thought Gov and Williams were good tonight.

 

[Wickzki]

How good was first half carlton though?

If only premiership points were awarded on a half basis we'd be top 4.

 

[T2B_]

I can't bring myself to barrack for us to lose... but man it would have made things interesting re: Voss.

Anyway, take the 4 points and putting the memory far out of my mind.

 

[Pablito]

1 goal in the second half says it all.

Only held on due to their inaccuracy.

Positives: Jagga, Walsh, Florent, Hewett, Carroll, Williams

Negatives:
2 rucks ain't working.
Second half again was shocking.
Front half looks really weak. Like worst in the competition weak.

 

[serenityNow]

Utterly embarrassing. Fell in against a mob in year 2 of a rebuild because Lynch couldn't kick.

Nothing's changed from last year....nothing at all. Voss can't coach.... we're just wasting time.

 

[JustOneTime]

Give me high hopes for the season...not. Thanks Lynch for the helping hand.

 

[Will_Hayward]

Never in doubt.

 

[BluesByNature]

Watch the name calling of players and coaches please people.

I think you should give Michael Voss a red card! At least a warning surely