State of Origin Series XIV Round 4 - South Australia vs Vic Metro @ Adelaide Oval

[philreich]

Maybe it’s a security matter that we’re not meant to be talking about. I hear that there are “bad people” on the streets there. Or so the Prime Minister said anyway.

Well the place is full of Victorians, which is a bit of a problem.

 

[cooney]

Me either. Hoppers Crossing is very similar.

Not from there either

 

[Pugsley]

Not from there either

You sound homeless.

 

[KohPhi]

Who will be the poor misfortunate sod I'll be getting my second BOG against?

I'm still recuperating after my dose of leather poisoning in the ruck last game.

 

[sausageroll]

Who will be the poor misfortunate sod I'll be getting my second BOG against?

I'm still recuperating after my dose of leather poisoning in the ruck last game.

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You have a leather penis?

 

[KohPhi]

You have a leather penis?

Where do you think I got my nickname "beef jerky" from?

....well it alternates between that and 'sex machine' but that's a whole different story.

 

[sausageroll]

Where do you think I got my nickname "beef jerky" from?

....well it alternates between that and 'sex machine' but that's a whole different story.

Oh. I assumed that nickname was a result of actions rather than texture.

 

[KohPhi]

Oh. I assumed that nickname was a result of actions rather than texture.

Well a decent coating of Savlon cream an hour before the game keeps it supple and moist whilst helping my ruck craft..

 

[okeydoke7]

Regrettably, I’ve spent more nights than I’d care to admit on Hindley St, Adelaide.

I’ve seen the best and worst of that city.

Good on these posters for connecting to the internet though.

 

[Pugsley]

I've been sprinkling anti wrinkle cream on my nuts for 6 months and it hasn't been working.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Regrettably, I’ve spent more nights than I’d care to admit on Hindley St, Adelaide.

I’ve seen the best and worst of that city.

Good on these posters for connecting to the internet though.

No you haven't ....otherwise you would not have made this statement .....nothing good happens in Hindley Street, and the rest of the city is like operating in a telephone booth

 

[philreich]

No you haven't ....otherwise you would not have made this statement .....nothing good happens in Hindley Street, and the rest of the city is like operating in a telephone booth

I heard a rumour that your farewell party from the Dragons was held in a phone box .

 

[sausageroll]

Regrettably, I’ve spent more nights than I’d care to admit on Hindley St, Adelaide.

So, are you still homeless and living on a different footpath? Or are you living in a shelter now?

 

[WaynesWorld19]

I heard a rumour that your farewell party from the Dragons was held in a phone box .

Correct, as I was the only one to turn up ......the telephone box address, should have provided a clue huh ?

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

There are precisely 3 South Australians who have ever made a positive impact on the world, namely Paul Kelly, Shaun Micallef, and Stephen Kernahan.

Sadly, none of them are here in this thread, instead, we get to play the dregs of the SFA's posters...

Craig Bradley not good enough for you? He only played 375 games, won 2 flags, won 3 B&Fs, captained your club and made your team of the century.

Big win required here Metro, I for once don't fancy being shoved into one of these:

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Anywhere north of Gepps Cross and south of Gawler is not part of civilisation. That's where most of the murders occurred, plus Bunting was a Queenslander. Fact checking is important before commencing in banter.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Craig Bradley not good enough for you? He only played 375 games, won 2 flags, won 3 B&Fs, captained your club and made your team of the century.

Anywhere north of Gepps Cross and south of Gawler is not part of civilisation. That's where most of the murders occurred, plus Bunting was a Queenslander. Fact checking is important before commencing in banter.

Alright

Fact check #1

True or false:

South Australians are unaware of the pronunciation of lego.

 

[sausageroll]

Alright

Fact check #1

True or false:

South Australians are unaware of the pronunciation of lego.

Unaware? Or just don't give a shit?

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Alright

Fact check #1

True or false:

South Australians are unaware of the pronunciation of lego.

True.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

True.

Fact check #2

True or false:

South Australia as a state is about as interesting as a dishcloth.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Fact check #2

True or false:

South Australia as a state is about as interesting as a dishcloth.

False, we have radioactive desert.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

NaturalDisaster, here's a fact check.

True or false:

As great as it is for footy, the MCG is a bog average cricket ground and AO shits on it from skies above.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

NaturalDisaster, here's a fact check.

True or false:

As great as it is for footy, the MCG is a bog average cricket ground and AO shits on it from skies above.

Maybe

AO gets uncouth, drunken cricket bogans brawling though.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I can't wait to kick 6 goals on spookism at CHF.

 

[spookism]

I can't wait to kick 6 goals on spookism at CHF.

Mate, I'm on track for team of the tournament.
You'll be just another, much smaller feather in my cap.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Mate, I'm on track for team of the tournament.
You'll be just another, much smaller feather in my cap.

I've improved each game I've played, tearing you up will just be my natural progression.