Norf Nobody Nifes himself.

[William Wonka]

Pretty much what it says on the tin:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/couple...e/news-story/e409c1c8c26bf4a4e16e9a79405762bf

L O Lnorf!

 

[Hamingja]

Maybe they felt guilty using the mental health cover up excuse after Majak so come up with this bs instead.

 

[the avoca drover]

Never heard of Sam Turdin, is he a new recruit?

 

[A Cut Above]

If finding creative ways to get injured netted Premiership points we'd be crowning Norf February Premiers

 

[Former Decathlete]

There have been thousands of people aho have played AFL football but I have never heard this one before.

 

[Del183359]

Never heard of Sam Turdin, is he a new recruit?

Sounds like an unpleasant surprise in the men’s toilet

 

[Sprout]

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

This sounds like Buddy's groin, Beams' quad and Harley's calf...

 

[Mofra]

De Goey's dog probably grew an opposable thumb and staged a break-in.

 

[Bender_]

Was said player messing with one of Snake_Baker's shivs?

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

I believe he had a run in with Tom Mitchell:

 

[Hamingja]

Even if he was opening a package like that he couldn't do a 10 week injury.