Media My beginnings with the SFA... The whole story.

[Sausages]

I hope people will realise I spend most of my time tired and either cleaning up shit or spit and vomit or just vomit.

Elements of your CV presented here give an insight into why the Bombers HR department felt you were exactly what they were after, made all the more illustrative in light of the plethora of threads and overall quality of posting by other Bombers players.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Think she's supposed to be a teenage girl so I'd probably backtrack a little on that if I were you

She looked legal....

 

[AceAndy]

Gee this has really gotten under your skin, huh EJW. I suspect you've been scarred by a young child or niece watching this a few too many hundred times.

How do you know? I have many faces.

EFA. Like a bloody niffler with shiny objects, Andy! Can't help youself.

I do like shiny objects but what the heck is a niffler ?

 

[Footypie32]

Congratulations CazC30 on the birth of your beautiful baby girl. I wish her health and happiness.


This is officially the only nice thing I will ever say to you.

 

[Dingster]

Supports Luton. Should have been a clue. Sorry Wonders I xxxxed up.

Elton Johns Wig

 

[Golumless]

So this was SFA meets whiny facebook post. This was truly a crossover no one needed.

 

[MWPP]

SFA meets whiny FB post. This was truly a crossover no one needed.

Would you prefer a Star Wars /LOTR crossover Chewwy?

 

[Golumless]

Would you prefer a Star Wars /LOTR crossover Chewwy?

I'm personally ok with no crossovers at all.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Supports Luton. Should have been a clue. Sorry Wonders I xxxxed up.

Elton Johns Wig

 

[Agent93]

Supports Luton. Should have been a clue. Sorry Wonders I xxxxed up.

Elton Johns Wig

Just in case it's not obvious, Dingster's new side hustle is flogging terrible Queenslander beer.

 

[Dingster]

Just in case it's not obvious, Dingster's new side hustle is flogging terrible Queenslander beer.

The tourists are ignorant but have deep pockets.

 

[Sab22]

How long before posters start mocking this thread

 

[Golumless]

How long before posters start mocking this thread

I can't see it happening personally. Is way too well thought out to mock.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Hmm, a media thread about the Bombers?
This is a original idea and I can not see this turning into a shitfight.

Again ...just a Press Statement ....no reason why it needs to turn into another Bombers Bash

 

[Pugsley]

Look I understand you're sharpening the knife, but that's a pretty harsh way to talk about Tony Lynn 15.

We call it combat training.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

I can't see it happen personally. Is way too well thought out to mock.

Well said Golum

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Who ghost writes all this shit? All sounds the same.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Elements of your CV presented here give an insight into why the Bombers HR department felt you were exactly what they were after, made all the more illustrative in light of the plethora of threads and overall quality of posting by other Bombers players.

We thought our posting was a touch conservative ...we needed to increase our female to male ratio's (again elite thinking) ...and add some spark to our overall posting

 

[AceAndy]

Bad luck Bombers looks like you have been superseded by a far superior My beginnings with the SFA ... The whole story thread.

 

[Matty411]

I do like shiny objects but what the heck is a niffler ?

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Bad luck Bombers looks like you have been superseded by a far superior My beginnings with the SFA ... The whole story thread.

Not at all ....the other thread is simply a tweet

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Elements of your CV presented here give an insight into why the Bombers HR department felt you were exactly what they were after, made all the more illustrative in light of the plethora of threads and overall quality of posting by other Bombers players.

Fabulous and scathing post. Be wary though that continued sensitivity to the nuances of the League will likely bring about accusations that you are an alias. Better to appear unable to read and parse information like the rest of us idiots for at least two months.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

J bombs are not appreciated... And neither is being a dick!!!

You are now my arch nemesis.

Jaegerbombs are awesome and always appreciated by myself.

 

[Sausages]

Fabulous and scathing post. Be wary though that continued sensitivity to the nuances of the League will likely bring about accusations that you are an alias. Better to appear unable to read and parse information like the rest of us idiots for at least two months.

Well - I first encountered Mobbs when he operated under a different nom-de-plume on the the old (circa '97) IRC Lions channel. We used to have good chats there. I even have a picture of him in a Fitzroy book - with pants on. I joined BF years before my current username and created this profile when I couldn't recall my log in details for that profile

The nuances of the League are multi-layered, true - I've only dipped my toes in this week, but all in all it's been fun And as for complaints that I'm an alias - well, depending on who that is matched with, could be either an insult or compliment Alas, I am just humble Sausages, for being this awesome (#seewhatIdidthere?) is a full time undertaking and I have no wish to dim my own lights

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Well - I first encountered Mobbs when he operated under a different nom-de-plume on the the old (circa '97) IRC Lions channel. We used to have good chats there. I even have a picture of him in a Fitzroy book - with pants on. I joined BF years before my current username and created this profile when I couldn't recall my log in details for that profile

The nuances of the League are multi-layered, true - I've only dipped my toes in this week, but all in all it's been fun And as for complaints that I'm an alias - well, depending on who that is matched with, could be either an insult or compliment Alas, I am just humble Sausages, for being this awesome (#seewhatIdidthere?) is a full time undertaking and I have no wish to dim my own lights

Apparent blindness to the kdavva74/JDC contention, excellent cover.