It’s time to break down the disastrous Chad Wingard trade

[Catsmaninamerica]

Your a idiot

*you’re - as in “you are”

Maybe have mummy proof read your (not you’re - see how this works?) posts? Perhaps see if she’ll (as in “she will”) give you some extra pocket money if you get all your grammar and syntax right when you’re (as in you are) doing your (not “you’re” on this occasion) Internet trolling.

 

[Laphroaig]

Clutching at straws, Hawthorn would never EVER Dank up their training like the Catters or Bombers

I'm calling bullshit right there.

The great man Hird told us he was seduced into becoming a filthy rotten drug cheat because he KNEW that Hawthorn was doped to the eyeballs.

James strikes me as an intelligent, measured and honorable man; so I am inclined to believe him.

Threepeat*

 

[Alphonse_]

Chad Wingard's career at Hawthorn will fizz out similarly to how Carmelo Anthony's did at the New York Knicks.

Chad's problems ain't his hamstring but his ticker (or lack thereof)

 

[Laphroaig]

Chad's problems ain't his hamstring but his ticker (or lack thereof)

Would have been a better fit at Melbourne....

 

[Xtreme]

I'm calling bullshit right there.

The great man Hird told us he was seduced into becoming a filthy rotten drug cheat because he KNEW that Hawthorn was doped to the eyeballs.

James strikes me as an intelligent, measured and honorable man; so I am inclined to believe him.

Threepeat*

Hird was sold a lemon by Dank/Charters etc etc

Hawthorn has never been on the gear, not even in the 80's when Sheedy accused the Hawks of doing the same.

Good luck Bluebaggers, you've not won a flag since 95 and it looks like it'll be a few decades before you finally break the wooden spoon tradition and finish 17th instead.

 

[Laphroaig]

Hawthorn has never been on the gear, not even in the 80's when Sheedy accused the Hawks of doing the same.

Hird tells us otherwise.

And since he was a doping player and a doping coach, he has considerable expertise in the subject.

Whereas you only have gushing fanboi ignorance...

 

[Alphonse_]

Hird was sold a lemon by Dank/Charters etc etc

Hawthorn has never been on the gear, not even in the 80's when Sheedy accused the Hawks of doing the same.

Good luck Bluebaggers, you've not won a flag since 95 and it looks like it'll be a few decades before you finally break the wooden spoon tradition and finish 17th instead.

BOOOOOOO

 

[Alphonse_]

Hird tells us otherwise.

And since he was a doping player and a doping coach, he has considerable expertise in the subject.

Whereas you only have gushing fanboi ignorance...

We all know the likes of Dermie and Dipper were on some kind of gear in the 80's, even if they weren't performance enhancers (at least on field)

 

[William Wonka]

*you’re - as in “you are”

Maybe have mummy proof read your (not you’re - see how this works?) posts? Perhaps see if she’ll (as in “she will”) give you some extra pocket money if you get all your grammar and syntax right when you’re (as in you are) doing your (not “you’re” on this occasion) Internet trolling.

Sigh.

chelseacarlton im afraid I have to trouble you for some aids for this pop up sprinkler.

 

[Laphroaig]

Sigh.

chelseacarlton im afraid I have to trouble you for some aids for this pop up sprinkler.

Only Big 4 Clubs are entitled to make Aids requests.

Expansion Clubs like Hawthorn and Gold Coast should keep to their lowly place and merely pray for Aids.

 

[William Wonka]

Only Big 4 Clubs are entitled to make Aids requests.

Expansion Clubs like Hawthorn and Gold Coast should keep to their lowly place and merely pray for Aids.

chelseacarlton you're a religious gent.
Do you accept Aids prayers?

 

[Laphroaig]

chelseacarlton you're a religious gent.
Do you accept Aids prayers?

Am yet to meet the lad, but my sense of it is that prayers accompanied by sacrificial offerings of brown liquor and quality powders and herbs may have a higher chance of success.

 

[William Wonka]

Am yet to meet the lad, but my sense of it is that prayers accompanied by sacrificial offerings of brown liquor and quality powders and herbs may have a higher chance of success.

Sacramental offerings are a given

 

[chelseacarlton]

chelseacarlton you're a religious gent.
Do you accept Aids prayers?

I will pray to Cthulhu and The Hitch for guidance on this one!

 

[chelseacarlton]

Am yet to meet the lad, but my sense of it is that prayers accompanied by sacrificial offerings of brown liquor and quality powders and herbs may have a higher chance of success.

Not a fan of the brown liquor.
Rizz, chards, Pinot and Grenache.
But what really floats me is Sake,Junmai, ginjo, daiginjo I don’t care, just put some raw pescatorial in front of me with an ice cold dish to serve and a bottle of it!
Coke and pot as well!

 

[Ricketz]

Hird was sold a lemon by Dank/Charters etc etc

Hawthorn has never been on the gear, not even in the 80's when Sheedy accused the Hawks of doing the same.

Good luck Bluebaggers, you've not won a flag since 95 and it looks like it'll be a few decades before you finally break the wooden spoon tradition and finish 17th instead.

Lol, Brereton not on the gear in the 80's. Who the **** are you trying to kid? I saw him snort lines with my grandma.

 

[Xtreme]

Lol, Brereton not on the gear in the 80's. Who the **** are you trying to kid? I saw him snort lines with my grandma.

You have zero proof Catflog

Tell your story walking

 

[Ricketz]

You have zero proof Catflog

Tell your story walking

I was there! Her name is Agnes, d/h.

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

Sigh.

chelseacarlton im afraid I have to trouble you for some aids for this pop up sprinkler.

Pop up! join date. 2016 for You. Mummy let you have a bigfooty account as a reward for starting high school you illiterate campaigner?

 

[chelseacarlton]

*you’re - as in “you are”

Maybe have mummy proof read your (not you’re - see how this works?) posts? Perhaps see if she’ll (as in “she will”) give you some extra pocket money if you get all your grammar and syntax right when you’re (as in you are) doing your (not “you’re” on this occasion) Internet trolling.

Your a idiot
Enjoy your Anzac Aids!

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Would have been a better fit at Melbourne....

Melbourne is the new destination club. Don’t wanna train? **** it boys have the day off. CBF playing? Stay at home and play fortnite.

 

[chefmeister]

So Wingard is the reason why Hodge was forcibly retired, only to re emerge at the Lions?
Wingard for Burton and Hodge.... LOLOLOL. Thats some trade

Don’t forget giving one of the greatest ball extractors we’ve ever seen - Sam Mitchell - the arse just to fit JOM into the cap.

Sam ****ing Mitchell.

LMFAO

Chad had calf and hamstring issues over the summer going through the pre season itself.

Yet you went all guns ‘n arrows to pick this injury prone has-been up. At least he’s been able to afford some new ink with the extra coin you’re coughing up for him.

Are your recruiters completely clueless or just simply following Clarko’s boneheaded directions to halt the slide?

Who is to blame?

 

[Trouto]

Sigh.

chelseacarlton im afraid I have to trouble you for some aids for this pop up sprinkler.

It really is a piss poor "i got no come back" come back....

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

Your a idiot
Enjoy your Anzac Aids!

“You’re” - as in you are.
Not “your”

It’s really not that hard. As for the DM you sent me, “you’re” as soft as butter.

 

[Reppie]

“You’re” - as in you are.
Not “your”

It’s really not that hard. As for the DM you sent me, “you’re” as soft as butter.

Yore point is well made.