Certified Legendary Thread Covid, Life, UFOs, Food, & Wordle :(

[Pistol Night]

Same as parenting

At least jmac doesn’t have some gremlin ravaging his nipples

Not at work anyway..

 

[The Royal Sampler]

During lockdown I didn’t play the piano once

No Bach, no Mozart, no Satie

Probably didn’t help that I’d never played the piano, but you understand what I’m saying

Totally get where you’re coming from, my prowess on the Melody Pop was also of little comfort, when faced with the prospect of seemingly endless lockdowns and restrictions to my lifestyle and liberty.

 

[sr36]

Same as parenting

At least jmac doesn’t have some gremlin ravaging his nipples

Parents are more straight into it. Then 9 months on pause and then the rest of their ******* lives.

 

[jathanas]

This is the s**t. Can I be Australian of the year now?

 

[sr36]

This is the s**t. Can I be Australian of the year now?

Not sure if plugging french wine is what the judges are after. But if the red wine is good enough, surely they'd drop their criteria.

 

[Black_White]

Life. Be in it. Remember Norm? They probably couldn’t run that campaign these days as it would be “triggering”.




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As usual.
Wrong!

Life Be In It campaign returns to Australian screens

One of Australia’s most well known TV campaigns, Life Be In It, has returned to Australian screens with a focus on health, sport and recreation, work, education and community.The announcement:A group of Norm’s closest friends have recreated the iconic original TV ads, originally envisioned by...

mumbrella.com.au

 

[sr36]

As usual.
Wrong!

Life Be In It campaign returns to Australian screens

One of Australia’s most well known TV campaigns, Life Be In It, has returned to Australian screens with a focus on health, sport and recreation, work, education and community.The announcement:A group of Norm’s closest friends have recreated the iconic original TV ads, originally envisioned by...

mumbrella.com.au

As usual.
Beguiling charm!

 

[Black_White]

As usual.
Beguiling charm!

Just stating the facts.
I know that upsets you.
Bonus.

 

[sr36]

Just stating the facts.
I know that upsets you.
Bonus.

What do you mean? I'm beguiled.

 

[Fat Jesus]

What do you mean? I'm beguiled.

Charming in a deceptive way

 

[jmac70]

Are you guys only one day without kids and then straight into it?

Yep

 

[sideswipe]

As usual.
Wrong!

Life Be In It campaign returns to Australian screens

One of Australia’s most well known TV campaigns, Life Be In It, has returned to Australian screens with a focus on health, sport and recreation, work, education and community.The announcement:A group of Norm’s closest friends have recreated the iconic original TV ads, originally envisioned by...

mumbrella.com.au

Haha. Five gets you seven the white collar regional cubicle has a fattie in the chair.


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[WalterBlaknWhte]

As usual.
Wrong!

Life Be In It campaign returns to Australian screens

One of Australia’s most well known TV campaigns, Life Be In It, has returned to Australian screens with a focus on health, sport and recreation, work, education and community.The announcement:A group of Norm’s closest friends have recreated the iconic original TV ads, originally envisioned by...

mumbrella.com.au

Good to have you on the job B_W

sideswipe thinks he can type any dross because Chief once worked for him

 

[sideswipe]

Good to have you on the job B_W

sideswipe thinks he can type any dross because Chief once worked for him

Even other dugongs are starting to call you out.


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[jmac70]

Even other dugongs are starting to call you out.


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What kind of smoker have you got mate?
I’m trying to convince my wife to let me get one.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

What kind of smoker have you got mate?
I’m trying to convince my wife to let me get one.

Maybe get your wife to call Sidey’s wife

What could go wrong ?

 

[sideswipe]

What kind of smoker have you got mate?
I’m trying to convince my wife to let me get one.

Why not just ask me who is my favourite child?

Firstly, easier to seek forgiveness after, than permission before.

All a question of budget. There is no such thing as a perfect bbq(except maybe the Kalamazoo Hybrid at $132k - if Mrs Jmac says yes to that, I will take her off your hands). So many options you need to DYOR. Yesterday I had 8 ppl over for dinner - used the oven, Beefeater gas bbq and chiminea for cooking things. Basically to goad Mrs Side into calling me a f-wit. She delivered.

If you can swing it, go ceramic. I love my Big Green Egg(Large is plenty big enough) but if you are a loser like jathanas, go a Primo.

I also love my Weber Performer. If the budget is tighter go for a Weber Premium. You can do anything on them, especially if you get a $50 Kone which can get them super hot - just more of a challenge to maintain temperature compared with ceramics. I reckon Webers are underrated by a lot of people because they have been misused by so many.

Take a look at what Schuey can do with one.

https://youtube.com/@SchueysBBQ

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[sideswipe]

Maybe get your wife to call Sidey’s wife

What could go wrong ?

Did you notice jmac didn’t ask, “hey Walt, what gandy little steamer do you use to cook things that aren’t meat?”?


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[jmac70]

Why not just ask me who is my favourite child?

Firstly, easier to seek forgiveness after, than permission before.

All a question of budget. There is no such thing as a perfect bbq(except maybe the Kalamazoo Hybrid at $132k - if Mrs Jmac says yes to that, I will take her off your hands). So many options you need to DYOR. Yesterday I had 8 ppl over for dinner - used the oven, Beefeater gas bbq and chiminea for cooking things. Basically to goad Mrs Side into calling me a f-wit. She delivered.

If you can swing it, go ceramic. I love my Big Green Egg(Large is plenty big enough) but if you are a loser like jathanas, go a Primo.

I also love my Weber Performer. If the budget is tighter go for a Weber Premium. You can do anything on them, especially if you get a $50 Kone which can get them super hot - just more of a challenge to maintain temperature compared with ceramics. I reckon Webers are underrated by a lot of people because they have been misused by so many.

Take a look at what Schuey can do with one.

https://youtube.com/@SchueysBBQ

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Great advice mate. We’re getting a louvred roof over the back deck so will be spending lots of time out there.

I reckon she’ll come around once she sees the potential. Like the sound of an egg

 

[sr36]

What kind of smoker have you got mate?
I’m trying to convince my wife to let me get one.

I think your wife will say no.

 

[jathanas]

Why not just ask me who is my favourite child?

Firstly, easier to seek forgiveness after, than permission before.

All a question of budget. There is no such thing as a perfect bbq(except maybe the Kalamazoo Hybrid at $132k - if Mrs Jmac says yes to that, I will take her off your hands). So many options you need to DYOR. Yesterday I had 8 ppl over for dinner - used the oven, Beefeater gas bbq and chiminea for cooking things. Basically to goad Mrs Side into calling me a f-wit. She delivered.

If you can swing it, go ceramic. I love my Big Green Egg(Large is plenty big enough) but if you are a loser like jathanas, go a Primo.

I also love my Weber Performer. If the budget is tighter go for a Weber Premium. You can do anything on them, especially if you get a $50 Kone which can get them super hot - just more of a challenge to maintain temperature compared with ceramics. I reckon Webers are underrated by a lot of people because they have been misused by so many.

Take a look at what Schuey can do with one.

https://youtube.com/@SchueysBBQ

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I refuse to get parochial over a BBQ but will direct people's attention to the fact that your investment is named "egg", and it's green.

The Primo, awesome name aside is a majestic mo-fo:

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Did you notice jmac didn’t ask, “hey Walt, what gandy little steamer do you use to cook things that aren’t meat?”?


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Last night in Spain

Jamon with a sprig of parsley is considered vegano

 

[sr36]

Last night in Spain

Jamon with a sprig of parsley is considered vegano

A friend of mine, who hails from beef and lamb farmers, is vego. When she goes home her parents make a big accommodation for her by serving chicken, because "it's not meat".

 

[jathanas]

A friend of mine, who hails from beef and lamb farmers, is vego. When she goes home her parents make a big accommodation for her by serving chicken, because "it's not meat".

Greeks view lamb the same way.

 

[Fat Jesus]

What kind of smoker have you got mate?
I’m trying to convince my wife to let me get one.

Wood fired ovens are great.
You either get it built or buy one.
Italian place in Bell Street West Heidelberg sells them.
Once it's fired up it stays hot for a couple of days.
You can cook a whole lamb or make homemade pizza.
Put it outdoors with some shelter from the rain and you can cook all year round.