Player Watch #19: Xavier Taylor – Pick 11

[Proper Gander]

What kind of couch do you guys have?

Three seater, 15 yo “everything must go” from a liquidation sale. Grey-blue with a tasteful stripe. Wine stain under cushion (Snoopy and Woodstock pattern).

 

[Bluelegs]

Me too

 

[Demon trucker1000]

I will bet absolutely anything I was better at footy than Demon trucker1000
No way a bloke who gossips about Oliver in his spare time could find his foot with a pill. Therefore my opinion is worth more

Which football

 

[Demon trucker1000]

Couch expert? Aren't you the bloke sitting there potting AFLW? Criticism of the girls comp is fine but let's not apply double standards yeah?

Criticising the standard of the women's football league is a lot different to actually insulting someone personally, all players try hard, and have made a huge achievement in playing AFL and AFLW footy, but for someone to question someone's bravery, when they have never been in that situation is a low blow.

 

[Topkent]

Criticising the standard of the women's football league is a lot different to actually insulting someone personally, all players try hard, and have made a huge achievement in playing AFL and AFLW footy, but for someone to question someone's bravery, when they have never been in that situation is a low blow.

My nose hasn't worked properly for years after getting it caved in putting me head over the pill, am I qualified to speak on bravery chief

 

[Bluelegs]

Criticising the standard of the women's football league is a lot different to actually insulting someone personally, all players try hard, and have made a huge achievement in playing AFL and AFLW footy, but for someone to question someone's bravery, when they have never been in that situation is a low blow.

I am once again asking you to tag me, coward.

Never said anything about his bravery. He was not a composed footballer. Second guessed himself and froze when he had the football.

 

[Topkent]

I am once again asking you to tag me, coward.

Never said anything about his bravery. He was not a composed footballer. Second guessed himself and froze when he had the football.

I am he was a piss weak jelly back spineless invertebrate

 

[Topkent]

Bluelegs

 

[Topkent]

LOL
The irony after riding his high horse around

 

[PerfectFooty]

LOL
The irony after riding his high horse around
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Probably wasn't the smartest play to mouth off at a retiring mod in their retirement thread while they're still a mod

 

[mrmonkey]

I'm still trying to work out what was happening, he was having a go at Bluelegs but quoted me. My point was more lamenting the fact we picked Toumpas over Wines who was fantastic on debut. I think most on here wanted Wines pre draft and as point out Toump didn't even reach 50 games and Wines is nearing 300. I also pointed out he wasn't the only the only one that had a bad game and mentioned Pedersen who had a bad moment but definitely proved his worth. Anyway I think it's best to move on and talk about Taylor.

 

[Daemon]

Is this the harvest snaps thread?

 

[Demon 16]

What is the difference between a sofa and a couch?

 

[Proper Gander]

My nose hasn't worked properly for years

Okay so this is quite interesting.

Is the problem with smelling, breathing? It can’t be missing a fashion model contract because slightly irregular features can be a selling point these days.

 

[Proper Gander]

Probably wasn't the smartest play to mouth off at a retiring mod in their retirement thread while they're still a mod

Oh my. He really did. It’s been quite a day

 

[Proper Gander]

What is the difference between a sofa and a couch?

Good question.

Is sofa an American term that has crept into the vernacular? Like sidewalk and basement?

I must know now

 

[Proper Gander]

Update: I was wrong on this. AI told me a bunch of other stuff I didn’t understand though.

Demontrucker would probably know though

 

[Demon 16]

My nose hasn't worked properly for years

This would surprise me very much TK.

 

[Demon 16]

Good question.

Is sofa an American term that has crept into the vernacular? Like sidewalk and basement?

I must know now

I don’t know.

But I’m a beanbag expert and I have an ottoman that I put my feet up on when I’m really firing.

These couch experts honestly. Hopeless..

 

[Topkent]

Okay so this is quite interesting.

Is the problem with smelling, breathing? It can’t be missing a fashion model contract because slightly irregular features can be a selling point these days.

Both, I can push me nose completely flat now cause my septum got smashed with an elbow and then we taped it back across me face to keep playing so it reset flat and across. My septum basically touched the outside of me nose on the one side so I can't breath properly

That was bottom age U18s

 

[Demon Attack]

So TopMango is literally a mouth breather?

 

[Topkent]

This would surprise me very much TK.

Hey hey those were prescribed WayneCarey

 

[markm106]

Not sure if it was reported but apparently Taylor told Essendon in an interview that he didn’t rate their backline. Maybe a reason they took Farrow over him. I really thought Essendon were going Taylor.

 

[Canary]

Surely a sofa is a couch which converts into a bed.

 

[Proper Gander]

I can push me nose completely flat now

This is the first time I have said this in all seriousness:

You must be fun at parties