Event SFAEW Season 40 - SweetaMania X - Night Two on now!

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They lock up.
okeydoke7 tries a jumping front kick, but Elton John's Wig counters it with an inside cradle.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Elton John's Wig hits a ropeburn on okeydoke7.
Elton John's Wig attempts a faceslam, but okeydoke7 blocks it.
okeydoke7 runs into the ropes.
okeydoke7 hits Elton John's Wig with a kick.
okeydoke7 covers Elton John's Wig.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
okeydoke7 performs a European uppercut against Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig misses with a clothesline.
okeydoke7 hits Elton John's Wig with an elbow.
okeydoke7 uses a dropkick on Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 hits a European uppercut on Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 executes a European uppercut against Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 works the crowd.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind okeydoke7.
okeydoke7 performs a jumping front kick against Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 tags out to The Half Back.
Kennedy Parker enters the ring, but gets cut off.
The Half Back and okeydoke7 whip Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Elton John's Wig with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline.
okeydoke7 leaves the ring.
Elton John's Wig performs a facerake against The Half Back.
Elton John's Wig tries a faceslam, but The Half Back blocks it.
The Half Back whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
The Half Back misses with a kick.
The Half Back hits Elton John's Wig with a shoulderblock.
The Half Back covers Elton John's Wig.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
The Half Back nails Elton John's Wig with a superkick.
The Half Back attempts an earringer, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig tags out to Kennedy Parker.
Kennedy Parker goes for a vertical suplex, but The Half Back blocks it.
The Half Back tags out to okeydoke7.
okeydoke7 and The Half Back hit Kennedy Parker with a double kneelift.
okeydoke7 and The Half Back whip Kennedy Parker into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Kennedy Parker with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash.
The Half Back leaves the ring.
Kennedy Parker performs a bodyslam against okeydoke7.
Kennedy Parker tries a snap suplex, but okeydoke7 counters it with a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
okeydoke7 catches Kennedy Parker in a sleeperhold.
Kennedy Parker makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
okeydoke7 hits Kennedy Parker.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Kennedy Parker kicks okeydoke7.
Kennedy Parker hits okeydoke7.
The crowd erupts.
okeydoke7 hits Kennedy Parker.
okeydoke7 is being booed out of the building.
okeydoke7 hits Kennedy Parker.
okeydoke7 hits Kennedy Parker.
okeydoke7 performs a flying bulldog against Kennedy Parker.
okeydoke7 attempts a tilt-a-whirl powerslam, but Kennedy Parker blocks it.
Kennedy Parker nails okeydoke7 with a Russian legsweep.
Kennedy Parker whips okeydoke7 into the ropes, but okeydoke7 reverses it.
okeydoke7 attempts a dropkick, but Kennedy Parker steps out of the way.
Elton John's Wig enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Elton John's Wig nails okeydoke7 with a Russian legsweep.
Kennedy Parker attempts a flying dropkick, but okeydoke7 steps out of the way.
Elton John's Wig leaves the ring.
okeydoke7 takes Kennedy Parker down with a vertical suplex.
okeydoke7 hits a forearm to the back on Kennedy Parker.
okeydoke7 runs into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker misses with a shoulderblock.
okeydoke7 executes an Asai moonsault against Kennedy Parker.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
okeydoke7 attempts to place Kennedy Parker on the turnbuckle, but Kennedy Parker blocks it.
okeydoke7 kicks Kennedy Parker.
The crowd is vociferously booing okeydoke7.
okeydoke7 kicks Kennedy Parker.
okeydoke7 executes a chop against Kennedy Parker.
okeydoke7 executes a jumping front kick against Kennedy Parker.
okeydoke7 sends Kennedy Parker into the turnbuckle.
okeydoke7 performs a shoulderblock to the midsection against Kennedy Parker.
okeydoke7 hits a shoulderblock to the midsection on Kennedy Parker.
okeydoke7 uses a shoulderblock to the midsection on Kennedy Parker.
okeydoke7 whips Kennedy Parker into the ropes.
okeydoke7 hits a kick to the midsection on Kennedy Parker.
okeydoke7 executes the Thousandweight Kick on Kennedy Parker.
The crowd is vociferously booing okeydoke7.
okeydoke7 goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
okeydoke7 tags out to The Half Back.
The Half Back attempts a kick to the head, but Kennedy Parker
ducks out of the way.
Kennedy Parker runs into the ropes.
The Half Back hits Kennedy Parker with an elbow.
The Half Back covers Kennedy Parker.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
The Half Back whips Kennedy Parker into the turnbuckle.
The Half Back runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Kennedy Parker lifts his knee.
Kennedy Parker attempts a clothesline, but The Half Back counters it with a hiptoss.
Kennedy Parker re-reverses it.
Kennedy Parker runs into the ropes.
The Half Back misses with a kick.
The Half Back nails Kennedy Parker with a Discus lariat.
The chants for The Half Back are deafening.
The Half Back tries the Sunset Driver, but Kennedy Parker blocks it.
Kennedy Parker goes for a back suplex, but The Half Back counters it with a go-behind.
The Half Back hits a lariat on Kennedy Parker.
The Half Back runs into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker hits a belly-to-belly suplex on The Half Back.
The crowd erupts.
Kennedy Parker hits a belly-to-belly suplex on The Half Back.
Kennedy Parker hits a clothesline on The Half Back.
Kennedy Parker uses a DDT on The Half Back.
Kennedy Parker tags out to Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig misses with an elbow.
The Half Back executes a chop against Elton John's Wig.
The Half Back tags out to okeydoke7.
Kennedy Parker enters the ring and lays out The Half Back.
Elton John's Wig and Kennedy Parker whip okeydoke7 into the ropes.
They hit okeydoke7 with a double backdrop.
Kennedy Parker leaves the ring.
Elton John's Wig whips okeydoke7 into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig executes a headbutt to the midsection against okeydoke7.
Elton John's Wig hits a legdrop on okeydoke7.
Elton John's Wig goes for a Russian legsweep, but okeydoke7 counters it with an elbowsmash.
okeydoke7 chops Elton John's Wig.
The boos are resurfacing again.
okeydoke7 chops Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig punches okeydoke7.
The cheers for Elton John's Wig are drowning out the boos.
Elton John's Wig hits okeydoke7.
okeydoke7 chops Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
okeydoke7 chops Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 attempts to place Elton John's Wig on the turnbuckle, but
Elton John's Wig blocks it.
okeydoke7 nails Elton John's Wig with a Burning Hammer.
okeydoke7 uses a slingshot on Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 catches Elton John's Wig in a sleeperhold.
Elton John's Wig manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds.

 

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okeydoke7 hits a knee to the face on Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 attempts a European uppercut, but Elton John's Wig ducks out of the way.
Elton John's Wig whips okeydoke7 into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig performs a kick to the midsection against okeydoke7.
Elton John's Wig whips okeydoke7 into the ropes, but okeydoke7 reverses it.
okeydoke7 misses with a kick.
Elton John's Wig misses with a clothesline.
Elton John's Wig hits okeydoke7 with a shoulderblock.
Elton John's Wig hits a kick to the midsection on okeydoke7.
Elton John's Wig gets a sleeperhold on okeydoke7.
okeydoke7 is struggling to reach the ropes.
okeydoke7 gets ahold of the ropes after 5 seconds.
Elton John's Wig whips okeydoke7 into the ropes, but okeydoke7 reverses it.
Elton John's Wig hits okeydoke7 with a kick.
Elton John's Wig performs a Hotshot against okeydoke7.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Elton John's Wig locks okeydoke7 in a sleeperhold.
okeydoke7 inches his way towards the ropes after 5 seconds.
Kennedy Parker enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Elton John's Wig and Kennedy Parker hit okeydoke7 with a double vertical suplex.
Kennedy Parker leaves the ring.
Elton John's Wig whips okeydoke7 into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig tries a headbutt to the midsection, but okeydoke7
counters it with a kick to the head.
okeydoke7 is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
okeydoke7 hits a Burning Hammer on Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 hits a chop on Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 executes a kneelift against Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 executes a dropkick against Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 covers Elton John's Wig.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
okeydoke7 takes Elton John's Wig down with a powerslam.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
okeydoke7 tags out to The Half Back.
The Half Back and okeydoke7 whip Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
They hit Elton John's Wig with a double clothesline.
The Half Back and okeydoke7 hit Elton John's Wig with a double bodyslam.
The Half Back and okeydoke7 hit Elton John's Wig with a double chop.
Kennedy Parker enters the ring and throws okeydoke7 out of the ring.
Elton John's Wig and Kennedy Parker hit The Half Back with a double vertical suplex.
Kennedy Parker leaves the ring.
Elton John's Wig catches The Half Back in a chokehold.
The Half Back is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Half Back breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
The Half Back tries a superkick, but Elton John's Wig ducks out of the way.
Elton John's Wig uses a Russian legsweep on The Half Back.
The Half Back springs to his feet.
The Half Back hits a Saito suplex on Elton John's Wig.
The chants for The Half Back are deafening.
The Half Back covers Elton John's Wig.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Half Back whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits The Half Back with a kick.
Elton John's Wig executes a swinging neckbreaker against The Half Back.
Elton John's Wig whips The Half Back into the ropes, but The Half Back reverses it.
The Half Back uses a superkick on Elton John's Wig.
The Half Back performs a Discus lariat against Elton John's Wig.
The Half Back executes a Saito suplex against Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Half Back goes for a senton, but Elton John's Wig moves out of the way.
Elton John's Wig whips The Half Back into the ropes.
The Half Back hits Elton John's Wig with a kick.
The Half Back hits a rolling elbowsmash on Elton John's Wig.
The crowd erupts.
The Half Back nails Elton John's Wig with a lariat.
The Half Back nails Elton John's Wig with an earringer.
The Half Back runs into the ropes.
The Half Back misses with a clothesline.
The Half Back misses with an elbow.
Elton John's Wig hits The Half Back with a shoulderblock.
Elton John's Wig goes for a piledriver, but The Half Back blocks it.
The Half Back goes for a Saito suplex, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a facerake.
Kennedy Parker enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
okeydoke7 enters the ring and lays out Kennedy Parker.
okeydoke7 leaves the ring.
The Half Back attempts a spinebuster slam, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a kneelift.
Elton John's Wig performs an armbreaker against The Half Back.
Elton John's Wig goes for a vertical suplex, but The Half Back blocks it.
The Half Back runs into the ropes.
The Half Back hits Elton John's Wig with a shoulderblock.
The Half Back attempts a sliding lariat, but Elton John's Wig moves out of the way.
Elton John's Wig whips The Half Back into the ropes, but The Half Back reverses it.
The Half Back misses with a clothesline.
The Half Back hits Elton John's Wig with a kick.
The Half Back executes a basement dropkick against Elton John's Wig.
The Half Back nails Elton John's Wig with a slingshot somersault splash.
The crowd is giving The Half Back a standing ovation.
The Half Back executes the Legendary Lariat on Elton John's Wig.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
The Half Back attempts a sliding lariat, but Elton John's Wig moves out of the way.
Elton John's Wig performs a forearm to the back against The Half Back.
Elton John's Wig starts pulling his own hair out.
The crowd is vociferously booing Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig executes a facerake against The Half Back.
Elton John's Wig performs a headsmash into the turnbuckle against The Half Back.
Elton John's Wig whips The Half Back into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig misses with a clothesline.
The Half Back misses with a clothesline.
The Half Back misses with a clothesline.
Elton John's Wig misses with a clothesline.
Elton John's Wig locks The Half Back in a sleeperhold.
The Half Back gets ahold of the ropes after being locked up for 10 seconds.
Elton John's Wig hits a headbutt on The Half Back.
Elton John's Wig whips The Half Back into the ropes, but The Half Back reverses it.
Elton John's Wig tries a swinging neckbreaker, but The Half Back
counters it with a side suplex.
The Half Back tags out to okeydoke7.
okeydoke7 and The Half Back hit Elton John's Wig with a double chop.
The Half Back leaves the ring.
okeydoke7 attempts to place Elton John's Wig on the turnbuckle, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
okeydoke7 tries a vertical suplex, but Elton John's Wig reverses it.
Elton John's Wig hits a forearm to the back on okeydoke7.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
okeydoke7 misses with a kick.
okeydoke7 hits Elton John's Wig with an elbow.
okeydoke7 is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
okeydoke7 grabs a hold of Elton John's Wig's face.
okeydoke7 tears away on his face.
okeydoke7 has drawn blood.
okeydoke7 lets go of Elton John's Wig's face and slaps him.
okeydoke7 executes an elbowdrop against Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Elton John's Wig
counters it with a side suplex.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
okeydoke7 misses with an elbow.
Elton John's Wig hits okeydoke7 with a shoulderblock.
Elton John's Wig uses a swinging neckbreaker on okeydoke7.
Elton John's Wig slides out of the ring.
He grabs a road sign.
Elton John's Wig takes a swing at okeydoke7 with the road sign, but he gets out of the way.
okeydoke7 snatches the road sign from him.
okeydoke7 takes a swing at Elton John's Wig with the road sign, but he gets out of the way.
Elton John's Wig snatches the road sign from him.
Elton John's Wig hits him with the road sign.
The crowd is wildly cheering Elton John's Wig with only a few scattered boos audible.

 

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Elton John's Wig puts okeydoke7 in a chokehold.
okeydoke7 reaches the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Elton John's Wig performs an armbreaker against okeydoke7.
Elton John's Wig uses a kneelift on okeydoke7.
Elton John's Wig hits him with a road sign.
The road sign is broken in half.
Elton John's Wig throws okeydoke7 out of the ring.
Elton John's Wig jumps onto him with an elbow suicida.
Kennedy Parker comes over to make it two-on-one.
The Half Back comes over and lays out Kennedy Parker.
okeydoke7 and The Half Back hit Elton John's Wig with a double kneelift.
okeydoke7 executes an elbowsmash against Elton John's Wig.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
okeydoke7 reenters the ring.
Elton John's Wig follows him back in.
okeydoke7 goes for a Hotshot, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a lariat.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
okeydoke7 hits a bodyslam on Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 performs a bodyslam against Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits a swinging neckbreaker on okeydoke7.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits okeydoke7 with a kick.
Elton John's Wig catches okeydoke7 in a choke against the ropes.
okeydoke7 is valiantly trying to break the hold.
okeydoke7 manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.
Elton John's Wig gives the sign for the Mandible Claw.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on okeydoke7.
okeydoke7 is struggling to reach the ropes.
okeydoke7 tries to escape the hold.
okeydoke7 breaks the hold after 13 seconds.
okeydoke7 executes the Thousandweight Kick on Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is wildly cheering okeydoke7 with only a few scattered boos audible.
okeydoke7 goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
okeydoke7 throws Mike Uppet out of the ring.
Mike Uppet is out cold.
okeydoke7 hits Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 hits Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig kicks okeydoke7.
The crowd is wildly cheering Elton John's Wig with only a few scattered boos audible.
okeydoke7 hits Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 hits a Burning Hammer on Elton John's Wig.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Mike Uppet crawls back into the ring.
Mike Uppet shakes off the pain.
okeydoke7 nails Elton John's Wig with a Russian legsweep.
okeydoke7 hits an elbowdrop on Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 works the crowd.
okeydoke7 executes a Burning Hammer against Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 hits a DDT on Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 hits a kick to the midsection on Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 executes the Thousandweight Kick on Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
okeydoke7 whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits okeydoke7 with a kick.
Elton John's Wig covers okeydoke7.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Elton John's Wig whips okeydoke7 into the ropes.
okeydoke7 hits Elton John's Wig with a kick.
The Half Back enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
okeydoke7 and The Half Back hit Elton John's Wig with a double bodyslam.
The Half Back leaves the ring.
okeydoke7 whips Elton John's Wig into the turnbuckle, but Elton John's Wig reverses it.
Elton John's Wig runs shoulder-first into the corner, but okeydoke7 lifts his knee.
okeydoke7 executes a knee to the face against Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 tags out to The Half Back.
Kennedy Parker enters the ring, but gets cut off.
okeydoke7 goes for a dropkick, but Elton John's Wig steps out of the way.
okeydoke7 leaves the ring.
Elton John's Wig executes a ropeburn against The Half Back.
Elton John's Wig chops The Half Back.
Elton John's Wig kicks The Half Back.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Elton John's Wig whips The Half Back into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig performs a kick to the head against The Half Back.
Elton John's Wig nails The Half Back with a Hotshot.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Elton John's Wig tries a ropeburn, but The Half Back blocks it.
The Half Back runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig executes a kick to the head against The Half Back.
Elton John's Wig tries a Hotshot, but The Half Back counters it with a lariat.
The Half Back goes for a superkick, but Elton John's Wig ducks out of the way.
Elton John's Wig performs a Hotshot against The Half Back.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Elton John's Wig tries a Hotshot, but The Half Back counters it with a lariat.
The Half Back attempts a German suplex, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig executes a ropeburn against The Half Back.
Elton John's Wig executes a forearm to the back against The Half Back.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on The Half Back.
The Half Back is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Half Back is barely hanging in there.
Mike Uppet asks The Half Back if he's still there.
The Half Back nods.
Mike Uppet asks The Half Back if he should stop the fight.
The Half Back shakes his head.
Mike Uppet asks The Half Back if he's had enough.
The Half Back shakes his head.
Mike Uppet tells The Half Back to respond or he'll stop the fight.
The Half Back nods.
The Half Back isn't moving anymore.
Mike Uppet checks The Half Back's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
The Half Back fights his way out of the hold after 59 seconds.

 

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The Half Back runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits The Half Back with a shoulderblock.
Elton John's Wig uses a ropeburn on The Half Back.
Elton John's Wig uses a vertical suplex on The Half Back.
The crowd is vociferously booing Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
The Half Back and Elton John's Wig get hit with a double clothesline.
The Half Back executes the Legendary Lariat on Elton John's Wig.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
The Half Back attempts a rolling elbowsmash, but Elton John's Wig ducks out of the way.
Elton John's Wig uses a kick to the midsection on The Half Back.
Elton John's Wig attempts a bodyslam, but The Half Back blocks it.
The Half Back tags out to okeydoke7.
Kennedy Parker enters the ring and lays out The Half Back.
Elton John's Wig and Kennedy Parker whip okeydoke7 into the ropes.
They hit okeydoke7 with a double kick to the midsection.
Kennedy Parker leaves the ring.
Elton John's Wig uses a Russian legsweep on okeydoke7.
Elton John's Wig hits okeydoke7.
The crowd is wildly cheering Elton John's Wig with only a few scattered boos audible.
Elton John's Wig punches okeydoke7.
Elton John's Wig hits okeydoke7.
okeydoke7 chops Elton John's Wig.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
okeydoke7 kicks Elton John's Wig.
The Half Back enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Half Back attempts a lariat, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Kennedy Parker tries a rolling reverse cradle, but The Half Back reverses it.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Elton John's Wig enters the ring, but gets cut off.
The Half Back and okeydoke7 hit Kennedy Parker with a double chop.
Elton John's Wig gets back up and lays out okeydoke7.
Kennedy Parker and Elton John's Wig whip The Half Back into the ropes.
They hit The Half Back with a double kick to the midsection.
Elton John's Wig leaves the ring.
Kennedy Parker performs a vertical suplex against The Half Back.
Kennedy Parker performs an enzuigiri against The Half Back.
Kennedy Parker performs a clothesline against The Half Back.
Kennedy Parker runs into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker misses with a clothesline.
The Half Back hits Kennedy Parker with an elbow.
The Half Back executes a chop against Kennedy Parker.
The Half Back nails Kennedy Parker with a lariat.
The Half Back executes a standing shooting star press against Kennedy Parker.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
The Half Back goes for a bridging pumphandle suplex, but Kennedy Parker blocks it.
Kennedy Parker hits a vertical suplex on The Half Back.
Kennedy Parker tries a bodyslam, but The Half Back counters it with a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Half Back kicks Kennedy Parker.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Half Back.
Kennedy Parker kicks The Half Back.
Kennedy Parker punches The Half Back.
The chants for Kennedy Parker are deafening.
The Half Back kicks Kennedy Parker.
The Half Back hits a chop on Kennedy Parker.
The Half Back chops Kennedy Parker.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Half Back.
Kennedy Parker punches The Half Back.
The crowd is behind Kennedy Parker all the way.
Kennedy Parker chops The Half Back.
Kennedy Parker punches The Half Back.
Elton John's Wig enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
okeydoke7 enters the ring and throws Elton John's Wig out of the ring.
okeydoke7 leaves the ring.
The Half Back hits a snap mare on Kennedy Parker.
The Half Back tags out to okeydoke7.
Elton John's Wig enters the ring and throws The Half Back out of the ring.
Elton John's Wig goes for a kick to the head, but okeydoke7 blocks it.
The Half Back nails Elton John's Wig with a Saito suplex.
okeydoke7 uses a kick to the head on Elton John's Wig.
The Half Back goes for a back suplex, but Elton John's Wig ducks out of the way.
Elton John's Wig leaves the ring.
Elton John's Wig hits a double arm DDT on The Half Back.
Elton John's Wig gives the sign for the Mandible Claw.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on The Half Back.
The Half Back is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Half Back is writhing in pain.
Mike Uppet asks The Half Back if he should stop the fight.
The Half Back shakes his head.
The Half Back tries to fight the pain.
The Half Back is barely hanging in there.
Mike Uppet asks The Half Back if he's had enough.
The Half Back shakes his head.
Mike Uppet tells The Half Back to respond or he'll stop the fight.
The Half Back nods.
Mike Uppet tells The Half Back to respond or he'll stop the fight.
The Half Back nods.
Mike Uppet asks The Half Back if he should stop the fight.
The Half Back shakes his head.
The Half Back is close to passing out from the pain.
Mike Uppet checks The Half Back's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up!
The Half Back fights his way out of the hold after 48 seconds.
The Half Back executes the Legendary Lariat on Elton John's Wig.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
The Half Back tags out to okeydoke7.
Kennedy Parker enters the ring and lays out The Half Back.
Kennedy Parker leaves the ring.
Elton John's Wig uses a forearm to the back on okeydoke7.
Elton John's Wig throws okeydoke7 out of the ring.
Elton John's Wig goes through the ropes.
Kennedy Parker comes over to make it two-on-one.
The Half Back comes over, but gets cut off.
Kennedy Parker uses a clothesline on okeydoke7.
Elton John's Wig uses a back suplex on okeydoke7.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Kennedy Parker comes over to make it two-on-one.
The Half Back comes over, but gets cut off.
Kennedy Parker performs a clothesline against okeydoke7.
Elton John's Wig puts okeydoke7 in a sleeperhold.
Kennedy Parker executes a dropkick against okeydoke7.
Elton John's Wig hits a back suplex on okeydoke7.
Kennedy Parker uses a clothesline on okeydoke7.
Elton John's Wig locks okeydoke7 in a sleeperhold.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on okeydoke7 on the concrete floor.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
Elton John's Wig whips okeydoke7 into the guardrail.
Elton John's Wig takes okeydoke7 down with a bodyslam.
Elton John's Wig whips okeydoke7 into the guardrail.
Elton John's Wig nails okeydoke7 with a Russian legsweep.
Elton John's Wig uses an elbowsmash on okeydoke7.
Kennedy Parker comes over to make it two-on-one.
Kennedy Parker performs a spinning leg lariat against okeydoke7.
Elton John's Wig gets a sleeperhold on okeydoke7.
The Half Back comes over, but gets cut off.
Elton John's Wig and Kennedy Parker hit okeydoke7 with a double bodyslam.
Mike Uppet counts: 2.
Elton John's Wig uses a Russian legsweep on okeydoke7.
Elton John's Wig whips okeydoke7 into the guardrail.
Elton John's Wig throws okeydoke7 into the guardrail.
Elton John's Wig executes a Hotshot against okeydoke7.
Mike Uppet counts: 3.
Kennedy Parker comes over to make it two-on-one.
The Half Back comes over and lays out Kennedy Parker.
They're brawling inside the ring area.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They're brawling inside the ring area.
Kennedy Parker comes over to make it two-on-one.
The Half Back comes over, but gets cut off.
Kennedy Parker uses a dropkick on okeydoke7.
Elton John's Wig performs a back suplex against okeydoke7.
The Half Back gets back up and lays out Kennedy Parker.
The crowd is giving The Half Back a standing ovation.
okeydoke7 and The Half Back hit Elton John's Wig with a double back suplex.
okeydoke7 whips Elton John's Wig into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
okeydoke7 hits a vertical suplex on Elton John's Wig.
Mike Uppet counts: 4.
okeydoke7 shoves Elton John's Wig into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Half Back comes over to make it two-on-one.
The Half Back hits a Discus lariat on Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 and The Half Back hit Elton John's Wig with a double vertical suplex.
Kennedy Parker comes over and lays out The Half Back.
Elton John's Wig knocks okeydoke7 into the ringsteps.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Kennedy Parker comes over to make it two-on-one.
The Half Back comes over, but gets cut off.
Elton John's Wig and Kennedy Parker hit okeydoke7 with a double Russian legsweep.
The Half Back gets back up and lays out Kennedy Parker.
The Half Back executes a kick to the head against Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 puts Elton John's Wig in a sleeperhold.
okeydoke7 shoves Elton John's Wig into the guardrail.
okeydoke7 uses a swinging neckbreaker on Elton John's Wig.
Mike Uppet counts: 5.
okeydoke7 clears the announcers' table.
okeydoke7 sets up Elton John's Wig on the announcers' table.
okeydoke7 tries to drive Elton John's Wig through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it.
Elton John's Wig takes okeydoke7 down with a back suplex.
Mike Uppet counts: 6.
Elton John's Wig runs okeydoke7 into the ringsteps.
Mike Uppet counts: 7.
Kennedy Parker comes over to make it two-on-one.
The Half Back comes over and lays out Kennedy Parker.
The Half Back uses a lariat on Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 hits a back suplex on Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 sets up Elton John's Wig on the announcers' table.
okeydoke7 executes an elbowdrop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The boos are resurfacing again.
okeydoke7 whips Elton John's Wig into the guardrail.
okeydoke7 performs a forearm to the back against Elton John's Wig.
Mike Uppet counts: 8.
The Half Back comes over to make it two-on-one.
The Half Back performs a superkick against Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 performs a back suplex against Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 and The Half Back hit Elton John's Wig with a double kneelift.
The Half Back executes a superkick against Elton John's Wig.
okeydoke7 gets a sleeperhold on Elton John's Wig.
Kennedy Parker comes over and lays out The Half Back.
The crowd is behind Kennedy Parker all the way.
Elton John's Wig takes okeydoke7 down with a double arm DDT.
Kennedy Parker comes over to make it two-on-one.
The Half Back comes over and lays out Kennedy Parker.
okeydoke7 shoves Elton John's Wig into the guardrail.
Mike Uppet counts: 9.
okeydoke7 shoves Elton John's Wig into the guardrail.
The Half Back comes over to make it two-on-one.
Kennedy Parker comes over to brawl with The Half Back.
All four men are brawling inside the ring area.





ShaunDuggan sprints down to ringside.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is armed with a chair.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Elton Johns Wig and okeydoke7 with the chair.
Shaun Freakin" Duggan rams Kennedy Parker and The Half Back into the guardrail.
Mike Uppet calls for the bell.
The verdict: A Double Disqualification!

The match is ruled a Draw. Time of match: 0:35:52.
Sim Rating: ****


Mike Uppet tries to restrain Shaun Freakin' Duggan, but he gets hit with a chair.

Shaun Freakin' Duggan grabs a mic.


SFD: WHERE THE **** IS MY MATCH, PHENOM?!

Haven't we been through this shit before?

You ignored all my pleas for a No. 1 Contenders last season, and now you're doing the exact same thing on the eve of the final SFAEW show!

God ****ing damnit, do the right thing, and make that World Championship match a Triple Threat with-


Before Shaun Freakin' Duggan can finish his rant, the lights go out...


...


...


...Some familiar theme music begins to play...


...


...





...And a familiar face appears on the entrance ramp as the lights go back up.







IT'S BOOOOOOONNNNNNNNZZZZZZZZZZZ!


Shaun Freakin' Duggan's faces turns pale.

Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the crowd.

Bonz looks at the chaos from the ramp, laughing.




Well...I think Duggan has one more Dream Match on his hands later this week.

Speaking of-I'll see you all on Friday and Saturday for SFAEW's Last Dance: SweetaMania X Nights One and Two.




One Show Remains.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

TRUMAN#1 storms down to the ring.

He takes his seat at the contract table.

His face isn't filled with sadness and remorse like the last time he signed a match contract to fight serial_thrilla.

His expression is steely.

His eyes are cold.





serial_thrilla marches to the ring.

He takes his place at the opposite side of the contract table.

He locks eyes with Truman#1.

Both men have the same harsh expression on their faces.


T#1: You want to talk about why we're here?


s_t: Simple answer. Because you thought being in a successful double act wasn't enough for you.

When you threw me off that ladder, I knew our friendship was over. I'd had my suspicions when you kept botching my plans in those Scythe matches, but I had no idea how deep your conspiracy ran.


Truman#1 shakes his head.


T#1: Three words for you, Serial:

Bull.

****ing.

Shit.

You wanna know what this is?


Truman#1 points at a scar on his cheek.


T#1: That's what your "friendship" did to me.

I've lost count at all the times you slapped me around this season.

I hoped our bond was deep enough that you'd see how much you were hurting me, physically and mentally.

Now all that's left of the greatest friendship in wrestling is scar tissue and a broken heart...

...but not a broken man.

We may never be friends again, but I still believe that deep down, under all the anger issues, that you are a fundamentally good man, Serial.

If I have to beat the monster that you've become again out of you...


Truman#1 signs the contract.


T#1: ...Then so be it. I will make you quit to make you see the light.




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serial_thrilla starts laughing.


s_t: Really Bono? How underwhelming.

I thought a second round with you inside Hell in a Cell would be more fitting.


serial_thrilla looks back down at the contract.


s_t: Although...I am undefeated in I Quit matches.


serial_thrilla takes out the same pen he used to sign his SFAEW 100 Hell in a Cell match contract with Truman#1.

It's still stained with Truman#1's blood.

serial_thrilla smirks.

He stabs himself in the palm with the pen.

serial_thrilla signs the match contract in his and Truman#1's blood.

serial_thrilla leaves the ring.


s_t: One more thing, Bono.

I want to make sure as many eyes as possible are on your ultimate loss.

I've had a little chat with Phenom, and he's managed to give us the best spot on the card that we could get:

We're main eventing Night One.​

If this doesn’t end with both simultaneously quitting and realizing that they are best friends after all then this is bullshit

 

[Braklet]

The winners are Braklet and King Tenz. Time of match: 0:20:10\
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


Braklet and King Tenz cackle as they roll out of the ring, celebrating all the way back up the ramp.

Great job, King Tenz!

Hey Scythe and cooney, WOOOOOOOO!

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How the hell did our victory get relegated to housekeeping chores?!?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

 

[The Half Back]

We want a rematch Phenom. I wanna pin Corporate Kennedy clean.

 

[okeydoke7]

Over booked if I’m honest

Get some of these mid-carders out of here.

Also, time to introduce a new competitor who mirrors Mr Iguana.

 

[cooney]

Great job, King Tenz!

Hey Scythe and cooney, WOOOOOOOO!



How the hell did our victory get relegated to housekeeping chores?!?

Boooo

 

[PhenomenalV1]

This weekend:




The Final Showcase of the Mortals


The Ultimate Spectacle in Simulated Sports Entertainment



For the very last time:





SweetaMania X









Yes, we're only a couple of days away from the end of this monstrosity.


We've got twenty-one massive matches across two nights to look forward to.


Here's what's in store:




Night One: Friday






Kicking off the final show, Tonga Bob's goaded TheInjuryFactory into facing him in the final Festivus Feats of Strength showdown!






With The Enforcement all pointing the finger at each other over their recent failures, BigChippa52, Gralin and Falconista will square off in a Triple Threat over outright leadership of the faction!






James Colorado, omgfridge and Orange crush are no strangers to defending the Trios Championships. For their final title defence, they're facing something of an old trio that never took off in wrestling as much as they did in posting: KohPhi's managed to get Tony Lynn 15 and TheCoach16 out of Banhammer Prison on day release for one last hurrah!






With the end on the horizon, long time tag partners Dingster and MWPP will test their wrestling acumen against each other as an amicable split to their alliance in the ring.






Speaking of Il Famiglia, we've got a couple of showcase tag matches over the weekend as little throwbacks to SFAEW factions past and present.

In the Friday Tag Showcase, Il Famiglia's JoshWoodenSpoon and Ocha905 take on the reunited Demolition Squad of Ant Bear and Grav!






There's a pile of unwashed plates in the tavern sink, and neither Tigerturbulance or Mrs Turbo are particularly thrilled with that development.

Luckily, they've been able to squeeze themselves onto the final SFAEW card by wrestling for the right not to do the dishes.







I couldn't let the final SweetaMania go by without one last match against my personal G.O.A.T. of the Sweet F.A., Loonerty.






Betrayal. Respect. Third mob movie cliche.

After an increasingly paranoid tony violently kicked por_please_ya out of Il Famiglia, they've been on a slow moving collision course for SweetaMania. Who gets out of this one without putting on the concrete shoes?






They've been brawling all over for the last couple of weeks, so now Barrybran and FootyGuy13 will take on Hatchy1992 and Blaze Storm in a Falls Count Anywhere match!






It's the biggest match in the history of both the Intercity and Hardcore Championships.

Respective champions Scythe and cooney are locked in a heated rivalry. The C-Dog has held his Hardcore Championship since last SweetaMania, becoming the longest reigning Hardcore Champ in the process. He's outright owed a shot for a second belt.

Meanwhile, Scythe has seemingly entered a mysterious alliance with thewizardmelon...what role will he play on Friday night?




And in the main event of Night One:






The greatest tag team in Sweet.

The greatest wrestling rivalry in Sweet.

Two side of the same coin. serial_thrilla and TRUMAN#1's long and winding road ends here. It's been nearly 6 seasons since they first teamed up.

Then they violently split up.

They went their separate ways.

Then, fate brought them back together, somehow staying together longer than they'd been apart.

However...serial_thrilla's unbridled rage at losing the Intercity Championship has sent him spiralling toward a dark place.

Bono is determined to not let his best friend become a monster again.

Friday night, they face each other in the final chapter of their story...and it's an I Quite match.





Night Two: Saturday






The Premiership Scramble is back for one last ride!

T2B_, DragoDelph and Strigoi of Dragons FFC take on Mobbs, fitzroybowiedog and Mooch of Roys FFC to determine SFAEW's final endorsement!






Couldn't be an anniversary SweetaMania without a Battle of the Duds! This time around, AnUltimateRessie and @GWSGoose clash to determine who the worst wrestler in SFAEW actually is!






In the Saturday Tag Team Showcase, DemurePrincess and Raz of the Bombers take on Callums_Guns and Headless of the Hawks!






The Brothers of Distortion implode one last time!

The Filth Wizard and pantskyle fought in the first ever SFAEW World Championship match. It's only fitting that they fight one last time at the final show.






Wosh has been another SFAEW veteran, and for her last ever match...we couldn't find a fitting opponent.

So we've pulled a generic brony in off the street. No subtext here, man.






The Majestic's had enough with BRAB and his Order of Moral Compasses, and things have finally blown up! They'll be facing off at the Showcase of the Mortals!






Our favourite Ophidian Bad Boys Braklet and King Tenz are facing their biggest test yet: damicky and HARPSichord have buried the hatchet, and they're on the hunt for Musical Cheese's fourth tag title reign!






By rights, we shouldn't be seeing these two facing off at the final SweetaMania.

Kennedy Parker retired as admin, and got thrown out of SFAEW after losing to Elton.

The Half Back simply disappeared without a trace, and got bundled out by the nWo.

But then...Halfy came back. He climbed his way back into the World Title scene...only for KP and his hatred of Half Back's past as an inactive with a push to interfere.

Here they stand, about to face off in a No Holds Barred match on SFAEW's last day. How poetic.






ShaunDuggan's been fighting in Dream Matches all season...and he's won every single match billed as such so far.

This time though, he might be in for a difficult run.

Bonz has come back (again!) for one last match (again!).

Can Duggan find a way to stop the unstoppable?




And in the final main event of SFAEW:






It's all been leading to this.

Elton Johns Wig, the man with more separate World Championship reigns than any other wrestler.

okeydoke7, a man who's been banging his head against the brick wall barriers to success.

The Whining Wino and Mister One Thousand have the honour of being SFAEW's last men standing...but who walks out of the Farcehouse as the Eternal SFAEW World Heavyweight Champion?




See you this weekend.​

 

[Gralin]

This weekend:




The Final Showcase of the Mortals


The Ultimate Spectacle in Simulated Sports Entertainment



For the very last time:





SweetaMania X









Yes, we're only a couple of days away from the end of this monstrosity.


We've got twenty-one massive matches across two nights to look forward to.


Here's what's in store:




Night One: Friday




View attachment 2494317

Kicking off the final show, Tonga Bob's goaded TheInjuryFactory into facing him in the final Festivus Feats of Strength showdown!




View attachment 2494305

With The Enforcement all pointing the finger at each other over their recent failures, BigChippa52, Gralin and Falconista will square off in a Triple Threat over outright leadership of the faction!




View attachment 2494300

James Colorado, omgfridge and Orange crush are no strangers to defending the Trios Championships. For their final title defence, they're facing something of an old trio that never took off in wrestling as much as they did in posting: KohPhi's managed to get Tony Lynn 15 and TheCoach16 out of Banhammer Prison on day release for one last hurrah!




View attachment 2494304

With the end on the horizon, long time tag partners Dingster and MWPP will test their wrestling acumen against each other as an amicable split to their alliance in the ring.




View attachment 2494303

Speaking of Il Famiglia, we've got a couple of showcase tag matches over the weekend as little throwbacks to SFAEW factions past and present.

In the Friday Tag Showcase, Il Famiglia's JoshWoodenSpoon and Ocha905 take on the reunited Demolition Squad of Ant Bear and Grav!




View attachment 2494313

There's a pile of unwashed plates in the tavern sink, and neither Tigerturbulance or Mrs Turbo are particularly thrilled with that development.

Luckily, they've been able to squeeze themselves onto the final SFAEW card by wrestling for the right not to do the dishes.





View attachment 2494311

I couldn't let the final SweetaMania go by without one last match against my personal G.O.A.T. of the Sweet F.A., Loonerty.




View attachment 2494314

Betrayal. Respect. Third mob movie cliche.

After an increasingly paranoid tony violently kicked por_please_ya out of Il Famiglia, they've been on a slow moving collision course for SweetaMania. Who gets out of this one without putting on the concrete shoes?




View attachment 2494302

They've been brawling all over for the last couple of weeks, so now Barrybran and FootyGuy13 will take on Hatchy1992 and Blaze Storm in a Falls Count Anywhere match!




View attachment 2494310

It's the biggest match in the history of both the Intercity and Hardcore Championships.

Respective champions Scythe and cooney are locked in a heated rivalry. The C-Dog has held his Hardcore Championship since last SweetaMania, becoming the longest reigning Hardcore Champ in the process. He's outright owed a shot for a second belt.

Meanwhile, Scythe has seemingly entered a mysterious alliance with thewizardmelon...what role will he play on Friday night?




And in the main event of Night One:




View attachment 2494312

The greatest tag team in Sweet.

The greatest wrestling rivalry in Sweet.

Two side of the same coin. serial_thrilla and TRUMAN#1's long and winding road ends here. It's been nearly 6 seasons since they first teamed up.

Then they violently split up.

They went their separate ways.

Then, fate brought them back together, somehow staying together longer than they'd been apart.

However...serial_thrilla's unbridled rage at losing the Intercity Championship has sent him spiralling toward a dark place.

Bono is determined to not let his best friend become a monster again.

Friday night, they face each other in the final chapter of their story...and it's an I Quite match.





Night Two: Saturday




View attachment 2494299

The Premiership Scramble is back for one last ride!

T2B_, DragoDelph and Strigoi of Dragons FFC take on Mobbs, fitzroybowiedog and Mooch of Roys FFC to determine SFAEW's final endorsement!




View attachment 2494309

Couldn't be an anniversary SweetaMania without a Battle of the Duds! This time around, AnUltimateRessie and @GWSGoose clash to determine who the worst wrestler in SFAEW actually is!




View attachment 2494301

In the Saturday Tag Team Showcase, DemurePrincess and Raz of the Bombers take on Callums_Guns and Headless of the Hawks!




View attachment 2494316

The Brothers of Distortion implode one last time!

The Filth Wizard and pantskyle fought in the first ever SFAEW World Championship match. It's only fitting that they fight one last time at the final show.




View attachment 2494307

Wosh has been another SFAEW veteran, and for her last ever match...we couldn't find a fitting opponent.

So we've pulled a generic brony in off the street. No subtext here, man.




View attachment 2494308

The Majestic's had enough with BRAB and his Order of Moral Compasses, and things have finally blown up! They'll be facing off at the Showcase of the Mortals!




View attachment 2494322

Our favourite Ophidian Bad Boys Braklet and King Tenz are facing their biggest test yet: damicky and HARPSichord have buried the hatchet, and they're on the hunt for Musical Cheese's fourth tag title reign!




View attachment 2494315

By rights, we shouldn't be seeing these two facing off at the final SweetaMania.

Kennedy Parker retired as admin, and got thrown out of SFAEW after losing to Elton.

The Half Back simply disappeared without a trace, and got bundled out by the nWo.

But then...Halfy came back. He climbed his way back into the World Title scene...only for KP and his hatred of Half Back's past as an inactive with a push to interfere.

Here they stand, about to face off in a No Holds Barred match on SFAEW's last day. How poetic.




View attachment 2494306

ShaunDuggan's been fighting in Dream Matches all season...and he's won every single match billed as such so far.

This time though, he might be in for a difficult run.

Bonz has come back (again!) for one last match (again!).

Can Duggan find a way to stop the unstoppable?




And in the final main event of SFAEW:




View attachment 2494318

It's all been leading to this.

Elton Johns Wig, the man with more separate World Championship reigns than any other wrestler.

okeydoke7, a man who's been banging his head against the brick wall barriers to success.

The Whining Wino and Mister One Thousand have the honour of being SFAEW's last men standing...but who walks out of the Farcehouse as the Eternal SFAEW World Heavyweight Champion?




See you this weekend.​

Me Chippa and Falc brawling?

 

[serial_thrilla]

PhenomenalV1 with me and TRUMAN#1 at the end of Night 1:

 

[Gralin]

PhenomenalV1 with me and TRUMAN#1 at the end of Night 1:

I've physically been in this scenario and I long term ended up with the person making me kiss someone else.

 

[serial_thrilla]

I've physically been in this scenario and I long term ended up with the person making me kiss someone else.

Bodes well for me and PhenomenalV1.

 

[Gralin]

Bodes well for me and PhenomenalV1.

I'm in your corner

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Wow PhenomenalV1 really bringing about a blast from the past making Juggalo Balla Wosh's opponent here.

 

[The Half Back]

Wow PhenomenalV1 really bringing about a blast from the past making Juggalo Balla Wosh's opponent here.

Gives a whole new meaning to “Hell in a cell”.

 

[cooney]

Woooooo

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Wow PhenomenalV1 really bringing about a blast from the past making Juggalo Balla Wosh's opponent here.

He's still not allowed within 6.1m of a woman.

 

[The Half Back]

He's still not allowed within 6.1m of a woman.

Or a Westfield.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Wow PhenomenalV1 really bringing about a blast from the past making Juggalo Balla Wosh's opponent here.

Gives a whole new meaning to “Hell in a cell”.

He's still not allowed within 6.1m of a woman.

I feel like I know waaaay too much about ol' Juggs indiscretions despite him being very much before my time in the SFA.

 

[The Half Back]

I feel like I know waaaay too much about ol' Juggs indiscretions despite him being very much before my time in the SFA.

It's public record mate, just jump on the Queensland courts website and you'll know every unsettling detail.

 

[BigChippa52]

is he an actual convicted felon or something?