Win Prizes Bay 13 Meltdown Of The Year 2025 - Nominations Open

[zackah]

Ok flogs lets do this. Post your 3-2-1 nominations for the 2025 MOTY preferably with a link so we can lulz at their shame, and when I can be arsed I'll get a poll happening

3 time winner Saveloy Rockstar will be hard to beat as always, but he faces tough competition from V23 & Elmer_Hauser & lets face it pretty much every carltank flog

As always the winner gets a nice shiny pizza badge

Have at it and melt nom away...

inb4 Geelong Dynasty

 

[T2B_]

Will votes for zackah be counted?

 

[zackah]

Will votes for zackah be counted?

I am a moderator. They will not

 

[Chronz]

I have been waiting patiently for this fred to nominate Grin for the biggest meltdown in bigfooty history.

Meltdown - Fixture deep dive: Geelong (with bonus Jeremy Cameron stats)

CollingSHIT and BITCHmond meltdown over little old Geelong? Yep, this round has been legendary. EVERY result going our way.

www.bigfooty.com

I started a fred to bait Cats flogs but instead caught Grin on a bad day it seems. He thought because I tagged him and a few other tuggers, it was some Richminnow troll and went off the deep end in a paranoid tirade for the ages.

1/ Don't be so f*ing obsessed with Richmond and Richmond supporters.
2/ Don't tag every Richmond supporter who posts on the bay when you come up with a shit idea for a thread that's got nothing to do with Richmond.
3/ Your not our rival. Your rivals are other equally little, non Melbourne parasite teams like Port, Gold Coast and GWS.
4/ If Richmond were in the finals, history tells us that little Geelong wouldn't be going very far, despite your drug cheating, salary cap cheating, cheat ground cheating, umpire bias cheating, rule change cheating, soft fixture cheating etc. etc.
5/ Geelong has the least loyal, most pea hearted supporters in the AFL who abandon their club quicker that a Corey Enright 300th at the first sniff of challenging times.

Soz. It just shits me when the AFL manages to manufacture some unearned success for these little parasite clubs that no one cares about, their supporters start thinking of themselves as equals. As if Geelong lives matter or something.

Soz Chronz,
You're a Richmond obsessed Collingwood supporter, not a Richmond obsessed Geelong supporter. Similar breed.
I guess I just wasn't interested in you enough to read any of your details.

Your anger at my neglect and blatant disrespect is completely justified. Even though Collingwood lives matter no more than Geelong ones, I sincerely apologise for making you feel unimportant. That reality bomb must have been deeply distressing.

It continued on until he slowly realised the true premise of the fred. Beautiful!

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I am nominating springvale_mackers aka The Infamous Honest Taxpayer flog who spent way to much time constructing that pathetic Encylopedia Dramatica entry about a celebrity Perma bant poster here.

He is so easy to rile up.

 

[zackah]

Jazny's Jye Menzie recruit I pretend I like him now melt deserves a nom

 

[the avoca drover]

V23 , too many melts to mention just one, a serial melter is V23

 

[STPer18]

CarLOLton.

 

[zackah]

WA ROO 's melt in the Lachie Neale

9

Lachie Neale

Age

32

Ht

177cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.0

5star

K

11.5

4star

HB

15.5

5star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.7

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

28.3

5star

K

13.9

5star

HB

14.4

5star

M

4.6

4star

T

4.0

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

12.0

3star

K

4.6

2star

HB

7.4

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.0

3star

CL

0.4

3star

fred when Elmer_Hauser baited him with a Trump photo was pretty good.

Though to appreciate the melt in its fullest you would need to be able to read the mashes (plural)

 

[springvale_mackers]

I am nominating springvale_mackers aka The Infamous Honest Taxpayer flog who spent way to much time constructing that pathetic Encylopedia Dramatica entry about a celebrity Perma bant poster here.

He is so easy to rile up.

Fair call.
I’m done here.
Thanks everyone for your time, genuinely appreciate it.
Massive shout out to the hard working folks that front up every day and contribute to our society. You are what makes this country great. A country built on blood, sweat and tears that continues to grow stronger.
Of course , who can forget the diggers. You are the reason we are able to live like we do and your actions at Gallipoli shall never be forgotten.
Lest we forget.
Very blessed to live in this peaceful, democratic country.
Thank you all
Springvale Mackers out.

 

[V23]

V23 , too many melts to mention just one, a serial melter is V23

Shut up, D/H. You’re just falling for zackah‘s propaganda.

 

[zackah]

Shut up, D/H. You’re just falling for zackah‘s propaganda.

You kinda just proved his point

 

[V23]

You kinda just proved his point

Not even a little. I’m like an eagle soaring high above you bottom-feeders.

 

[zackah]

Not even a little. I’m like an eagle soaring high above you bottom-feeders.

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[the avoca drover]

Shut up, D/H. You’re just falling for zackah‘s propaganda.

Nice melt again f/head.

 

[WA ROO]

WA ROO 's melt in the Lachie Neale fred when Elmer_Hauser baited him with a Trump photo was pretty good.

Though to appreciate the melt in its fullest you would need to be able to read the mashes (plural)

You will be moderating the SRP soon

 

[Grin]

I have been waiting patiently for this fred to nominate Grin for the biggest meltdown in bigfooty history.

Meltdown - Fixture deep dive: Geelong (with bonus Jeremy Cameron stats)

CollingSHIT and BITCHmond meltdown over little old Geelong? Yep, this round has been legendary. EVERY result going our way.

www.bigfooty.com

I started a fred to bait Cats flogs but instead caught Grin on a bad day it seems. He thought because I tagged him and a few other tuggers, it was some Richminnow troll and went off the deep end in a paranoid tirade for the ages.




It continued on until he slowly realised the true premise of the fred. Beautiful!

Most awesome meltdown ever
This one's in the bag

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

You will be moderating the SRP soon

I am actually bant from the SRP for my political views.

Also i have been suspended/severely reprimanded here for posting inflammatory stuff, zackah and Dinsdale definitley are not leftist apologists. They try remain as politically neutral/centre as possible

You would be sorely mistaken/naive if you think they favour one side over the other.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Fair call.
I’m done here.
Thanks everyone for your time, genuinely appreciate it.
Massive shout out to the hard working folks that front up every day and contribute to our society. You are what makes this country great. A country built on blood, sweat and tears that continues to grow stronger.
Of course , who can forget the diggers. You are the reason we are able to live like we do and your actions at Gallipoli shall never be forgotten.
Lest we forget.
Very blessed to live in this peaceful, democratic country.
Thank you all
Springvale Mackers out.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

3. zackah 21 years of Essendong fail have utterly destroyed him Melts like the little bitch he is on a weekly basis, dishes out fred locks, fred bans and days off like they’re going out of fashion and will make a difference to him being the laughing stock of the Bay

2. Elmer_Hauser the only thing more hilarious than his drunken meltdown rants against Aussie icons from Don Bradman to the Gallipoli diggers are his hungover crocodile tear retractions and promises to be better, which usually last a week at best

1. V23 obsessive little flog who literally cannot resist melting over anything which isn’t surprising given he’s never seen a Carltank flag in his entire life

Will votes for zackah be counted?

No, because he’s the biggest on the Bay and would lose his shit

 

[the avoca drover]

I am actually bant from the SRP for my political views.

Also i have been suspended/severely reprimanded here for posting inflammatory stuff, zackah and Dinsdale definitley are not leftist apologists. They try remain as politically neutral/centre as possible

You would be sorely mistaken/naive if you think they favour one side over the other.

 

[zackah]

1. zackah 21 years of Essendong fail have utterly destroyed him Melts like the little bitch he is on a weekly basis, dishes out fred locks, fred bans and days off like they’re going out of fashion and will make a difference to him being the laughing stock of the Bay

2. Elmer_Hauser the only thing more hilarious than his drunken meltdown rants against Aussie icons from Don Bradman to the Gallipoli diggers are his hungover crocodile tear retractions and promises to be better, which usually last a week at best

3. V23 obsessive little flog who literally cannot resist melting over anything




No, because he’s the biggest on the Bay and would lose his shit

Another year another Sav MOTY melt

The fourpeat is on

 

[V23]

I nominate anyone who’s ever replied to any of my posts on the Bay

 

[catscratchfever]

1, 2 & 3 go to Sausage Flogger - take your pick, just about everything he ever posts is a nuclear meltdown

#fatspanishw&nker #fatspanishwaiter

 

[frggr]

I am nominating springvale_mackers aka The Infamous Honest Taxpayer flog who spent way to much time constructing that pathetic Encylopedia Dramatica entry about a celebrity Perma bant poster here.

He is so easy to rile up.

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