apart from running campaigners down what can he do ?
poor disposal
cant kick over 25 m
and never kicks goals
Averages a goal a game in finals. Similar to Jamie Elliott. But Maurice also averages an assist per final. Elliott nowhere near that.
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apart from running campaigners down what can he do ?
poor disposal
cant kick over 25 m
and never kicks goals
are u still rooting campaigners wives in the au ltd these days ?
Is that you Rex?Couldn't get a root in a brothel.
I tried.
Is that you Rex?
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Even when he runs oppo players down and gets the free or loose ball he immediately turns it over.apart from running campaigners down what can he do ?
poor disposal
cant kick over 25 m
and never kicks goals
Unlikely to ever meet a chick, so it's ok.Skincolourist at very worst.
Maurice is my favourite player by the way. Mates reckon if I ever meet a chick she will run a long second to Maurice.
So it's ok.
Yes! He’s a terrible footballer. Chases hard but has no other AFL traits. I’d rather Ralph-smith and Sonsie and they’re both crap.apart from running campaigners down what can he do ?
poor disposal
cant kick over 25 m
and never kicks goals
LaughableQuite easily one of our most important players
Bullshit. Where did u get those stats?Averages a goal a game in finals. Similar to Jamie Elliott. But Maurice also averages an assist per final. Elliott nowhere near that.
You have stop trying to chat them up and start paying, you cheapskate.Couldn't get a root in a brothel.
I tried.
You have stop trying to chat them up and start paying, you cheapskate.

All the metrics suggest notMy killer good looks should be enough.![]()

Damn.![]()
Red that as 'cheesecake'. Now feel like cheesecake. Maybe with cream.You have stop trying to chat them up and start paying, you cheapskate.
The way to man's heart is through his stomach and what hangs from it, apparently.Red that as 'cheesecake'. Now feel like cheesecake. Maybe with cream.
Still plenty of upside then?apart from running campaigners down what can he do ?
poor disposal
cant kick over 25 m
and never kicks goals
We need to move him on at the end of the year if it's more of the same.apart from running campaigners down what can he do ?
poor disposal
cant kick over 25 m
and never kicks goals
He's played one final.Averages a goal a game in finals. Similar to Jamie Elliott. But Maurice also averages an assist per final. Elliott nowhere near that.
He's played one final.
Elliott 15.
I know who'd I rather be.

and all elliots finals are asterisksElliott's average age in finals is about 29. Maurice's is 19.
Maurice is a finals specialist.
Elliott has 4 ratings above 9.1 in 15 finals.
Maurice's only final produced a rating of 12.6. It took Elliott until his 14th final aged 33 to produce a higher rating than that in a final.
In finals, you can have Elliott. I will take Maurice.![]()
and all elliots finals are asterisks
any umpirewood finals achievements should be taken with a grain of saltElliott 8 times as many free kicks in finals compared to Maurice. Total asterisk.
any umpirewood finals achievements should be taken with a grain of salt