Rumour Ricky Nixon selling dodgy footballs?

[Knees of Ben Allan]

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Wow. That, much like his other gags, has gone down like a lead balloon. So he wakes up on New Years Day in his single bed within a halfway house, bar fridge buzzing by his ear and can barely see the floor for all of the empty Mother cans and rubber servo footies with “Dusty” scribbled on them, then has an ephiphany to be like the funniest person in the world: Jimeoin. And he isn’t even that, he is more:

“Next Elle McPherson”. Sure, mate. Picture of this sexual conquest:

 

[GWT6]

Haha yeah $8 knock off NBA jersey, pure class!

Nup - he's got 100 genuine ones signed by Dyson Daniels to commemorate his MIP and All-Defence first team.

That's right - genuine Atlanta singlet, signed Diyen Daniels #15 - only $500 each.

 

[ApplecrossWC]

More gold from Rick. Keyboard warriors and haters in this thread take note

 

[markm106]

What’s chicken up to now? Anyone bothered to listen to the poddy?

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

Meth related psychosis?

 

[uranium_death]

I hope Doris the nurse looks after him.

 

[Fruit]

Said he slipped over in the shower. I know they aren’t going to take him out to an ambulance in the nude but not sure they would be dressing him in the same polo shirt that he always has on. Putting a polo shirt on over his head and shoulders seems to defeat the purpose of strapping someone to a stretcher to minimise movement

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

Said he slipped over in the shower. I know they aren’t going to take him out to an ambulance in the nude but not sure they would be dressing him in the same polo shirt that he always has on. Putting a polo shirt on over his head and shoulders seems to defeat the purpose of strapping someone to a stretch to minimise movement

Strap him down so the drugs don't make him hurt himself or the first responders

 

[markm106]

PSOs also involved.

 

[Mentallo]

Maybe he was cleaning the shower....
Yeah nah.

 

[ApplecrossWC]

Get well soon Chicken, don’t know why people are questioning slipping in the shower, it happened to [PLAYERCARD]Josh Gibson[/PLAYERCARD] too

 

[MisterB]

Needs Nurse Ratched

 

[PowerfulPies2023]

I have seen allegations on social media that Flying Start/Ricky Nixon have been selling signed footballs from the Dees premiership side, that were not actually signed by the players. The footballs have a "certificate of authenticity" with Ricky Nixon's signature on it.

Apparently one of the give aways was that "Charlie Spargo" put a number 8 with his signature.


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Looks legit

 

[Shane Heard]

Yes ..he really is the Peter Foster of our times.

 

[Rail King]

They're very similar. Pathological liars without a shred of remorse for anything they do.
I don't know if Foster is a drug addict, but Chicken clearly is and is totally out of control.

 

[PerfectFooty]

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What’s chicken up to now? Anyone bothered to listen to the poddy?

Instead of explaining the reason directly in this post before anything circulates, PLEASE BE SURE TO CHECK THE 'YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS PODCAST HOSTED BY SAM NEWMAN, AVALIBLE ON SPOTIFY

 

[The Blue Max]

Maybe he was cleaning the shower....
Yeah nah.

with Meth S

 

[uranium_death]

I think Ricky is full of crap - as most do.
He seriously needs help and to accept that nobody is buying any of his BS.
He needs to understand that people are watching him life his life as they do a car crash in slow motion.

People are laughing at him, not with him.

I don't want him (or anybody) becoming a suicide statistic.