Player Watch #17: Riley 'Stiffy' Hardeman

[The Dingrel]

The most common one was Toes, because they’re so far up the bosses arse that’s all you can see of them.


Not to be confused with our great moderator of course

Bloke I once knew as "Toes", was because he was 3 foot lower than a particular C word.

 

[Val Keating]

Any C- sections......the bloke who avoids labour??

Haven’t heard that one but I’ll use it

 

[RightWingRoo]

A mate used to work with a bloke nicknamed "Council" because he stood around not doing much.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

 

[roos_fanatic08]

Would go a long way to fixing our transition woes if this bloke and FOS became the two generals across half back.

Two players with the composure and skill to open the game up and create counter attacks!

 

[iloveireland]

I really want Hardeman to reach his potential. He could be special as a player and as a leader

 

[The Nostradamus]

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

 

[Chip Scab1]

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Looks bigger.

We need him to be excellent, I think he is.

 

[Passmore]

Was he inspired by Darcy Wilson's big muscles?

 

[Merlin007]

Was he inspired by Darcy Wilson's big muscles?

now you're just being provocative

 

[Hojuman]

Gun. Got the Spud Firrito's written all over him.

 

[ferball]

Looks bigger.

We need him to be excellent, I think he is.

Maddie filter!!

 

[Chip Scab1]

Maddie filter!!

She has said there wasn't. I'd assume she knows her own gear, I know you do!!

He's WA junior skipper, he'll know what's required, hopefully.

 

[ferball]

She has said there wasn't. I'd assume she knows her own gear, I know you do!!

He's WA junior skipper, he'll know what's required, hopefully.

The maddie filter isn't a literal filter.

Its a reference to what happens in her head when she creates that art.

 

[Lomas]

The maddie filter isn't a literal filter.

Its a reference to what happens in her head when she creates that art.

I thought it was just a nod to Maddie’s ability to capture the players at their best?

 

[Chip Scab1]

The maddie filter isn't a literal filter.

Its a reference to what happens in her head when she creates that art.

I only deal with actuality.

I don't have time for feelz or wants or beliefs!!!

 

[Lomas]

I only deal with actuality.

I don't have time for feelz or wants or beliefs!!!

Atheist!!

 

[ferball]

I thought it was just a nod to Maddie’s ability to capture the players at their best?

Yes. That's exactly what it is.

 

[King Corey]

Ok.

As the proud inventor of the "Maddie Roids Filter" nomenclature, it was intended to describe the often flattering depictions of player physiques.

Not to question or query Maddie's nouse or image doctoring in any way.

Good day Sir.

 

[Chip Scab1]

Atheist!!

For accuracy we should probably go anti-theist.

As atheist isn't a strong enough word for my feelz, Lomas.

I'm happy to hitch my jalopy to that of Christopher Hitchens, Lawrence Strauss and the like, to me (not that you or any other probable believer should care) they make sense to me, science makes sense to me.

The "God of the Gaps-schtick" does not and cannot to a rational human being. Just can't. There's a dude who lives in the clouds who cares about me and the amount of pork products I consume, who I **** and in what position?! Really. Ok.

If you say so lol

(My mum was a believer, would go to her place of worship on a Sunday, my partner is a true-believer) my daughter is a Catholic, I actually take her to Church on a Sunday.

 

[the big lebowski]

For accuracy we should probably go anti-theist.

As atheist isn't a strong enough word for my feelz, Lomas.

I'm happy to hitch my jalopy to that of Christopher Hitchens, Lawrence Strauss and the like, to me (not that you or any other probable believer should care) they make sense to me, science makes sense to me.

The "God of the Gaps-schtick" does not and cannot to a rational human being. Just can't. There's a dude who lives in the clouds who cares about me and the amount of pork products I consume, who I **** and in what position?! Really. Ok.

If you say so lol

(My mum was a believer, would go to her place of worship on a Sunday, my partner is a true-believer) my daughter is a Catholic, I actually take her to Church on a Sunday.

Who are you Chip Scab1?

You should write a book

 

[zoomba23]

Ok.

As the proud inventor of the "Maddie Roids Filter" nomenclature, it was intended to describe the often flattering depictions of player physiques.

Not to question or query Maddie's nouse or image doctoring in any way.

Good day Sir.

'Question' implies that you already think very highly of her image doctoring

 

[Chip Scab1]

Who are you Chip Scab1?

You should write a book

lol

Most people who had what I had are full vegetables, but I was coming off a higher base (so I am now a bit of spokesman and lecture giver for peeps coming off an ABI, spend most of my days trying to get people from thinking suicidal thoughts to the glorious mental position of being a generic Norf fan).

Life is pretty boring these days, let's be honest. No doubt I'd be a statistic if it weren't for my daughter.

 

[the big lebowski]

lol

Most people who had what I had are full vegetables, but I was coming off a higher base (so I am now a bit of spokesman and lecture giver for peeps coming off an ABI, spend most of my days trying to get people from thinking suicidal thoughts to the glorious mental position of being a generic Norf fan).

Life is pretty boring these days, let's be honest. No doubt I'd be a statistic if it weren't for my daughter.

My wife has an ABI.

She was also very fortunate

But still it has profoundly changed us