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Not-a-cluey Best FOOTBALL RELATED RUMOUR you have heard from someone you trust 2025 Part 3 - Many lies and bullshit in here. Please read OP before posting

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We were in rare form in that era thinking of excuses to cover shit up. Dogs and frisbees were when we jumped the shark
Michael Talia "lost his phone"...
 

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I accidentally put sugar on my hot chips one day. It happens
heck, I did this a million years ago on a school excursion to Sovereign Hill, mum gave me like $5 spending money or thereabouts got meself some hot chippo's and a can of Coke, only realized what I was doing when a mate pointed it out to me, ruined an already shit day at Sovereign Hill.
 
heck, I did this a million years ago on a school excursion to Sovereign Hill, mum gave me like $5 spending money or thereabouts got meself some hot chippo's and a can of Coke, only realized what I was doing when a mate pointed it out to me, ruined an already shit day at Sovereign Hill.
My young fella when he was about 2 grabbed an olive off a platter one day thinking it was one of those little solid Easter eggs. The look of sheer horror, confusion and panic on his face was epic. I was too busy pissing myself to explain his error for a while. He’s a bit flighty around Easter now. Probably thinks the Easter Bunny is a campaigner
 
My young fella when he was about 2 grabbed an olive off a platter one day thinking it was one of those little solid Easter eggs. The look of sheer horror, confusion and panic on his face was epic. I was too busy pissing myself to explain his error for a while. He’s a bit flighty around Easter now. Probably thinks the Easter Bunny is a campaigner
Amazing how much wasabi sauce looks like avocado to a 2-year-old too, as my young bloke discovered one day 🤣
 
I recall overhearing some junkies on the train some years ago.

Young couple on heron were getting some insights from an older junkie who had just got some methadone at his clinic.

The young bloke said "thanks champ" and the older one gave him a meandering lecture about how thats a severe insult in gaol. Didn't catch exactly why.

Just before I got off, he smilingly told the younger bloke "they're gonna do things to you in gaol you won't believe".

I sometimes wonder what happened to those people. I have a fair idea, its a bit sad.
Methadone, cotton balls in the mouth.

Then sell it or swap for heroin or for a favour.
 

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Methadone, cotton balls in the mouth.

Then sell it or swap for heroin or for a favour.
I almost miss the days of catching my connecting bus from the Footscray bus interchange and walking over dozens of little pieces of cut up balloon.
 
Lets just say their is more then 1 way to reach the Big O ive been told
How did you come across this? Seems like something that wouldn’t be getting out in the open
 
They got a reduced sentence because the club lied and said they were not using a PED, but coke that just happened to contain a banned drug that helps them shed weight and build muscle.
It was such a laughable excuse, nobody actually believed it, but the boys club all ran with the cover up.

About as believable as Warnie's mum giving him a diuretic.
Why so obsessed with this?

They racked a few lines and temporarily fcuked their careers. Fair bump, play on etc.
 

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Geez the Off Season Angst among posters is really starting to ramp up now.....
super GIF
 
I'm concerned we haven't heard from Elixuh in a while. He hasn't been the same since Dew left.

Don’t assume my gender you ** ****** ** I’ll ** ******** you. ** **** lamb kebab.
 

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