Autopsy 2026 Round 0 Carlton vs Sydney Don't ask me, I don’t know either

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Quarter Time Scores
2.2.14 - 0.3.3

Half Time Scores
4.4.28 - 2.6.18

3 Quarter Time Scores
8.6.54 - 14.9.93

Full Time Scores
10.9.69 - 20.12.132



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[Gethelred]

For those who need to get something off their chest:

Roast Thread 'Inner Feral Fan Unleashed - Warning - Unbridled, passionate, and objectionable opinions within'

Feb 7, 2020

Hi di ho good feralrinos.

I remember years ago, there was a column in Inside Football where a feral fan and a positive fan would trade opinions about team's performances.

It got me thinking about our rules about player abuse and persistent negative agendas and how we moderate them to keep discussions enjoyable for the majority.

My solution is to have a dedicated feral fan thread where Carlton supporters can post with spur of the moment passion and frustration, without the moderation and without the arguments and calling out that dominates our match threads and so forth.

I'm not saying...

• The Old Dark Navy's
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For those who need to plumb the depths:

Hot Topic Thread 'Chicken Little thread - 2026 edition'

Apr 2, 2023

We have us an Opinions thread, we have us a List Management thread (one could argue we have eleven list management threads) and we have a series of Rumour threads.

Now, let's have us a thread which plumbs the depths, where the truly despairing reside.

Come forth, ye chicken littles for 2023!

• Gethelred
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• Forum: Carlton

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For discussion of the coach:

Hot Topic - Michael Voss - Coaching in 2026. Should he remain beyond that?

I personally don't want him replaced, but there are so many of you who do. Tell us who and why?

www.bigfooty.com

And, finally, for something we were in dire need of:

Mongrel - who has it who doesn't ? Does it Matter?

I noticed a nice chart put up by a poster and Carlton was amongst the lowest scoring in fines and suspensions this year. Some say how nice to support such a lovely bunch of nice boys. I say BULLSHIT - we are short of mongrel BIG TIME. These blokes have some mongrel in them and the rest should...

www.bigfooty.com

Remember, we're all Carlton supporters here. You owe it to your fellow supporters - all of us hurting - to be kind to one another.

To those opposition fans thinking their contribution too valuable to be left unsaid or their humour too amusing to go unheard, consider whether it is truly worthwhile.

Let's play nicely from here.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

 

[Beer n Skittles]

I did ask for the season not to end in round 1 again this year…

Nah not ready to completely write the year off just yet but that wasn’t great

 

[kreuze_missile]

That Pitto/Riedy ruck combo was something.

 

[SolGoodman]

An 18.6 to 6.5 second half leaves us with not a whole lot of good stuff to take out of this game.

Walshy solid, Pitto about as good as he could have done, Lord tried, Dean showed a bit, Florent not bad. Jagga will build.

My biggest worry is scoring this season, I reckon about 2-3 of our goals were clean kicks to a player on the lead? That simply won't hold up, Byrne at the very least has to come in for mine.

Crippa was a massive disappointment for me tonight, both in ability and as a leader. Pitto and Reidy doesn't work, gets Derks in for Young and move forward. Ainsworth will be out X Factor this season.

Let's actually use this as a transition year, embrace it.

Who knows what might happen but right now we are still carrying the ghost of old Carlton.

 

[BluesByNature]

113 - 29 since the 5th minute mark of the 3rd term. Absolute joke. Completely unprepared. I am on the record saying stick with him but this type of performance is tantamount to severe misconduct. Should be unemployed before he lands back in Melbourne.

Imagine what would happen if Collingwood did this, (year after ****ing year but fotget that for a minute and take this on its merits)

 

[DZ4]

The more things change the more they stay the same.

Nothing wrong with losing especially to a good side but losing in the fashion that we always do is just depressing. An AFL side should never concede 12 goals in a quarter.

 

[Blue_Fusion]

Never thought I'd say this... but I cross my fingers that Pittonet doesn't get injured

 

[TheBlueCampaigner]

At least we have the bye coming up soon. Something to look forward to.

 

[Broadside]

I genuinely thought we’d be a surprise packet this season - in a good way.

 

[NavySteel]

Reckon 4/5 changes for next week on the table. Florent might get some time off too for the Heeney thing

 

[xDQ82x]

Loved the new game style.

Would love to know their thoughts on how you let thru 75 points in a QTR.

But that hurts how do we fix the mental.

 

[mochacinolatte]

 

[Soapy V]

Devastated

This is worse than first game last year. I give up

 

[outabounds]

Why would they be cuddling that traitor?

 

[RAPPA]

2nd on the ladder baby!

 

[Wickzki]

Impressive first signs from Jagga and Harry Dean.

Love you all.

 

[ITCHY EYEBALLS]

Pressure dropped off after h/t = not fit enough = mentally weak.
To slow in the midfield = throw kitchen sink at Butters/Bailey

 

[SkyhorseTamer]

when do Tassie start playing. I want to watch a club and feel hope

 

[Chemical]

It sucked but it wasnt too bad. Judge them 10 games in. Don't be reactive, it gets us nowhere. The commentators were that bad I was nearly going to change channel to listen to Daisy Pearce. Bring on Richmond.

 

[Blue By Blood]

I don't think we can't keep picking guys like Gov and Williams and to a lesser extent Fog and Young and expecting a better result. I like a few of those guys but we need to move past them if we are serious about building this team up again. Cowan, Carroll (hopefully both back next week) Byrne, Derksen, F. Young etc need to be given a go as they are the future and add excitement.

 

[BlueTongue]

Never thought I'd say this... but I cross my fingers that Pittonet doesn't get injured

Pitto was outstanding. That said Grundy more than doubled their hitouts combined

 

[Beyond Blue]

I did ask for the season not to end in round 1 again this year…

Nah not ready to completely write the year off just yet but that wasn’t great

Didn’t even make it to round one this year.

 

[Drexl 31]

Voss may go as soon as next round....if we lose. Hopefully we will.