Sydney is such a ****weak club (premiership edition)

[irel]

Go on...

Have a crack

Don't be cheeky. I’m not getting caught in that mess.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

I've seen some footage tonight of another couple of Swans fans getting arrested at the end of the game. Pissweak Swans fans who can't handle their liquor

Usually full of brie & Chardy not chips & Bundy... Just hits different.

 

[M Malice]

Surely the Swans can do us a solid and beat the Kittens today.... piss weak club if not.

 

[Grasshopper17]

Good to see Geelong have only taken about half a quarter to work out Sydney's corridor handball game.

Piss weak.

 

[Grasshopper17]

And of course the entirety of the rest of their game plan we already knew was pissweak. Hence their ladder position.

 

[Grasshopper17]

Nick Blakey

22

Nick Blakey

Age

26

Ht

196cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.9

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

2.9

3star

M

2.3

2star

T

2.4

4star

MG

189.1

3star

D

8.1

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.9

1star

M

2.1

2star

T

2.6

4star

MG

189.1

3star

D

7.2

2star

K

5.2

2star

HB

2.0

2star

M

1.2

2star

T

1.2

3star

also pretty pissweak when forced to play on someone with more than 5 games experience.

 

[Grasshopper17]

So many pissweak missed tackles costing goals.

 

[Tom14]

Good summary of Chad Warner

1

Chad Warner

Age

24

Ht

185cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.0

2star

K

4.5

2star

HB

2.5

2star

M

1.5

2star

T

1.5

3star

CL

0.0

1star

D

7.0

1star

K

4.5

2star

HB

2.5

2star

M

1.5

2star

T

1.5

2star

CL

0.0

1star

D

7.0

2star

K

4.5

2star

HB

2.5

3star

M

1.5

2star

T

1.5

4star

CL

0.0

1star

's pissweak career this:

Look forward to him cutting the margin from 46 to 30 in the 4th quarter!

 

[Grasshopper17]

And of course the entirety of the rest of their game plan we already knew was pissweak. Hence their ladder position.

Credit to Dean Cox however. He has added "kick long down the throat of a bloke with a headband" to said game plan. Still pissweak tho.

 

[M Malice]

 

[Grasshopper17]

Tom Papley

11

Tom Papley

Age

29

Ht

177cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

9.1

4star

HB

5.0

4star

M

3.7

4star

T

3.2

5star

G

1.5

5star

D

12.3

3star

K

8.9

4star

HB

3.4

2star

M

4.5

4star

T

1.5

2star

G

2.4

5star

D

13.4

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

3.4

4star

T

3.4

5star

G

1.6

5star

playing for a 50 and then spraying the shot. Pissweak.

 

[Grasshopper17]

Sydney will fall behind by 32 early in the last quarter and just roll over and give up, and their "fans" will all leave early cos it's no good for the 'gram. Pissweak. A real team would come back and kick 3 goals in the last minute to only just lose.

 

[pOleK]

Good summary of Chad Warner's pissweak career this:

Look forward to him cutting the margin from 46 to 30 in the 4th quarter!

Now we wait

 

[LionsMaw]

Our girls kicked 17.3 to get 105 against freo. Sydney's girls had 8 more shots on goal, 15.13, and still didn't get the highest score so far this round.

PISS WEAK

 

[ChickenSalt]

Brisbane is so pissweak that you only won your last two grand finals by a combined 107 points. Couldn’t even make it a 10 goal average. Pissweak effort.

 

[Jivlain]

Brisbane is so pissweak that you only won your last two grand finals by a combined 107 points. Couldn’t even make it a 10 goal average. Pissweak effort.

All those red time goals in the last very concerning

 

[Elixuh]

All those red time goals in the last very concerning

You generally start the next game how you finished the last. Not good.

 

[Tom14]

You generally start the next game how you finished the last. Not good.

Don't get beat by what you know Fages.

 

[scoman]

Brisbane is so pissweak that you only won your last two grand finals by a combined 107 points. Couldn’t even make it a 10 goal average. Pissweak effort.

I bet you were flattered when Geelong went full Sydney mode in the final quarter. Imitation being the best form of flattery and all that.

 

[.Shotties.]

I bet you were flattered when Geelong went full Sydney mode in the final quarter. Imitation being the best form of flattery and all that.

Watching that surge in the second half was, without doubt, the weirdest schadenfreude I have experienced in my life.

 

[ChickenSalt]

Half your team would rather get suspended than face us. Pretty pissweak.

 

[Membling]

Brisbane is so terrible that they can't even complete a three-peat from 2023-25 and have to wait a year...

Think this is how it goes...

 

[Elixuh]

Sydney’s so pissweak they’ll still play their full forward line against our entirely suspended/injured backline.

If Sydney wants to be piss strong they’ll rest their tall forwards (except for McDonald, he can play).

 

[dlanod]

Half your team would rather get suspended than face us. Pretty pissweak.

Has Papley gone on a diet over the offseason?

 

[Toffee Lion]

Sydney are pissweak, we all know that.

But if they lose this, oh boy. The pissweak levels will be off the charts.