Certified Legendary Thread Covid, Life, UFOs, Food, & Wordle :( Part 2

[granniewolf]

Actually a really cute twink approached me when I was in town today. I was rocking my best Yellowstone look, which seems to bring twinks running like moths to a candle for some reason.

He offered me sex but wanted me to help him publicise a new cleaning product he had developed or some shit. I of course declined due to my strong morals and willpower.

Almost as strong as Twinkiefresh (tm) the super strong bathroom cleaner, with no harsh bleach or chlorine. Now available in lemon scented or vanilla!

Am curious as to what was the quid pro quo?

 

[Ludovico]

Am curious as to what was the quid pro quo?

Quid pro quo? As I said there was no quid pro quo as I could not accept sex in exchange for endorsements of random cleaning products due to my strong moral character.

Strong like Twinkiefresh Ultra (TM) - now also with kitchen formula, perfect for your dishwasher. I tested it on the skulls of my enemies and they came up sparkling clean and with a slight citrus scent that reminds you of Spring!

 

[sr36]

Actually a really cute twink approached me when I was in town today. I was rocking my best Yellowstone look, which seems to bring twinks running like moths to a candle for some reason.

He offered me sex but wanted me to help him publicise a new cleaning product he had developed or some shit. I of course declined due to my strong morals and willpower.

Almost as strong as Twinkiefresh (tm) the super strong bathroom cleaner, with no harsh bleach or chlorine. Now available in lemon scented or vanilla!

I've been wondering for a while and I could google it, but am scared about what results I'd get. What the **** is a twink? An answer in words rather than images would be appreciated.

 

[manicpie]

I've been wondering for a while and I could google it, but am scared about what results I'd get. What the **** is a twink? An answer in words rather than images would be appreciated.

Harry styles

 

[granniewolf]

Quid pro quo? As I said there was no quid pro quo as I could not accept sex in exchange for endorsements of random cleaning products due to my strong moral character.

Strong like Twinkiefresh Ultra (TM) - now also with kitchen formula, perfect for your dishwasher. I tested it on the skulls of my enemies and they came up sparkling clean and with a slight citrus scent that reminds you of Spring!

hmmmmmmmmmm

 

[granniewolf]

I've been wondering for a while and I could google it, but am scared about what results I'd get. What the **** is a twink? An answer in words rather than images would be appreciated.

I am so glad you asked

 

[Tadpole]

Wordle 1,733 4/6

 

[granniewolf]

Today 18/3/26

Wordle 1,733 4/6

 

[Ludovico]

My splint is off my wrist and I am dangerous as ****.

Heading into the gym to punch out some gratuitous weights, slam down a bowl of boy kibble, and harvest a twink.

 

[NMBB]

This supreme, utter delicacy qqinsisted on posting itself - now I can't delete it ...



Cheeseboard Christmas tree recipe https://share.google/U5LhNuYfzCUOUi6wD

 

[Tadpole]

Wordle 1,734 4/6

 

[granniewolf]

Today 19/3/26

Wordle 1,734 4/6

 

[granniewolf]

My splint is off my wrist and I am dangerous as ****.

Heading into the gym to punch out some gratuitous weights, slam down a bowl of boy kibble, and harvest a twink.

Don't overdo it.

 

[granniewolf]

This supreme, utter delicacy qqinsisted on posting itself - now I can't delete it ...

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Cheeseboard Christmas tree recipe https://share.google/U5LhNuYfzCUOUi6wD

It's missing basil.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

 

[Tadpole]

Wordle 1,735 5/6

 

[granniewolf]

Today 20/3/26

Wordle 1,735 3/6

 

[Pistol Night]

It's missing basil.

 

[granniewolf]

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Don't mention the war!!

 

[WanderingDude]

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Be careful. Be sensitive. The BBC have banned the Germans episode for racial/PC reasons. There was a fallout between Cleese and the BBC.

 

[granniewolf]

Be careful. Be sensitive. The BBC have banned the Germans episode for racial/PC reasons. There was a fallout between Cleese and the BBC.

Trump didn't mind bringing up Pearl Harbour to the Japanese PM.

 

[gouki88]

Trump didn't mind bringing up Pearl Harbour to the Japanese PM.

It was impressively tone deaf even by his own low standards

 

[JuniorB]

It was impressively tone deaf even by his own low standards

The light is on, but there's nobody home...

 

[Ludovico]

End of week cleanser.

I present a cute donkey eating an orange. one for you leon123

 

[Tadpole]

It was impressively tone deaf even by his own low standards

Just when you think he can go no lower.