Autopsy 2026 Rd 4 Carlton vs North Melbourne: What is this sport anymore?

[The Old Dark Navy's]

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[Gethelred]

For those who need to get something off their chest:

Roast Thread 'Inner Feral Fan Unleashed - Warning - Unbridled, passionate, and objectionable opinions within'

Feb 7, 2020

Hi di ho good feralrinos.

I remember years ago, there was a column in Inside Football where a feral fan and a positive fan would trade opinions about team's performances.

It got me thinking about our rules about player abuse and persistent negative agendas and how we moderate them to keep discussions enjoyable for the majority.

My solution is to have a dedicated feral fan thread where Carlton supporters can post with spur of the moment passion and frustration, without the moderation and without the arguments and calling out that dominates our match threads and so forth.

I'm not saying...

• The Old Dark Navy's
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For those who need to plumb the depths:

Hot Topic Thread 'Chicken Little thread - 2026 edition'

Apr 2, 2023

We have us an Opinions thread, we have us a List Management thread (one could argue we have eleven list management threads) and we have a series of Rumour threads.

Now, let's have us a thread which plumbs the depths, where the truly despairing reside.

Come forth, ye chicken littles for 2023!

• Gethelred
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• Forum: Carlton

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For discussion of the coach:

Hot Topic - Michael Voss - Coaching in 2026. Should he remain beyond that?

I personally don't want him replaced, but there are so many of you who do. Tell us who and why?

www.bigfooty.com

And, finally, for something we were in dire need of:

Mongrel - who has it who doesn't ? Does it Matter?

I noticed a nice chart put up by a poster and Carlton was amongst the lowest scoring in fines and suspensions this year. Some say how nice to support such a lovely bunch of nice boys. I say BULLSHIT - we are short of mongrel BIG TIME. These blokes have some mongrel in them and the rest should...

www.bigfooty.com

Remember, we're all Carlton supporters here. You owe it to your fellow supporters - all of us hurting - to be kind to one another.

To those opposition fans thinking their contribution too valuable to be left unsaid or their humour too amusing to go unheard, consider whether it is truly worthwhile. There will be zero tolerance today.

Let's play nicely from here.

 

[Faz 2000]

That was text book how to lose a game in the last quarter.

 

[FlowersByIrene]

I don't know why I still feel so sick after every loss.

It's fully suspected.

And yet every time I am bathed in sadness.

I cannot do this.

 

[BeijingBlue]

We have to accept the fact that Carlton is just not very good. Too many players not up to it. Can't see it getting much better in the short term. Just a mess.

 

[bluemahogany]

Will Hayward

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Will Hayward

Age

27

Ht

186cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.6

3star

K

6.6

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

3.4

3star

T

2.8

4star

G

1.1

4star

D

9.0

2star

K

4.3

2star

HB

4.7

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.7

4star

G

0.7

4star

D

9.4

3star

K

6.2

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

3.4

5star

G

1.4

5star

hang your head in shame, absolute ****ing mercenary of the highest order

 

[David Sylvian]

Cut and paste last weeks comments

 

[Chism]

This club just decimates me week in week out.

 

[KnaveyBlue]

Hayward having a good laugh with Zurhaar. Great look.

 

[T2B_]

Well that sucked

 

[ctwenty1]

Wouldn’t be so disappointed with this game had we not lost to Melbourne.

 

[SkyhorseTamer]

Yep. Lazy Harry let Parker go late and do that lace out goal assist, can't say out of legs - Parker's ancient. Thats a minimum standard and responsibility which is repeatedly allowed to occur. Sack Voss he doesn't do fundamentals. His players are still playing without confidence. Thats not a talent issue it's a commitment and mentality issue. He's had 5 years to make this team buy in and play for each other and play for navy blue. They don't.


Also drop Harry. For a month.

 

[WalshYouLegend]

Ironically, this is the best Carlton have played this year with a four quarter effort. Unlucky to lose Weiters and lose the game in the end.

 

[Slats]

 

[Juddalenko]

Silver lining: maybe this is good for the long term.

I’m just rolling my eyes, shrugging, and getting on with the long weekend.

Enjoy time with your family Blues fans. Hope they were able to raise some funds for those in need.

 

[Blue4Life]

the two Ollie’s in the backline are disgusting

 

[mochacinolatte]

 

[TheBlueCampaigner]

I’m done until he’s gone.

 

[kreuze_missile]

Good news is we won’t need to pay a premium for Cody Walker. Top 2 pick incoming.

 

[Mop]

Not a Carlton fan but a semi regular visitor and a friend.

You’re close lads and ladies. So close.
Weitering doesn’t get concussed you win.
Even three or four of those soft / non existent frees not being paid against you, you win.

Still. Voss doesn’t know how to close a game, so therefore your players don’t.

New coach and you’ll be right.

As always, look after each other Blues

 

[The_BigFella]

It’s hardly surprising the midfield was getting overrun. It was obvious in the preseason that we needed to get more creative with how we set it up. Even I can see that, so I’m genuinely baffled how the coaches can’t.

 

[V23]

Massive rebuild needed. Need to turn over 80% of the list.

 

[Cowboyblues]

Again

 

[Stig O'Hara]

2 weeks running we’re 20 points up mid way through the last & then totally swamped.

Losing JW didn’t help much.

Coach is always the first to cop it, but let’s be honest, our players have not bought in one bit.

You just don’t give up 3 goal leads like that.

 

[Blue_Fusion]

Mate **** these players, I keep telling ya's we're shit.

Seriously North we're garbage today and still got the job done.