Autopsy 2026 Rd 5 Carlton vs Adelaide Blues lose but show plenty.

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Quarter Time
7.4.46 - 6.3.39

Half Time
8.6.54 - 12.6.78

3 Quarter Time
9.8.62 - 14.8.92

Full Time
12.14.86 - 17.12.114
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[Broadside]

Great effort deserved better. Umpiring utterly disgraceful.

 

[Gokz]

Just not up to it

Frustrating

 

[SolGoodman]

Umpiring an absolute degrace, that can't be understated, the last two weeks have been farcical from the maggots in green.

That being said, this game had triple digit flogging written all over it, yet I'm sitting here at full time thinking we genuinely could've actually won tonight.

Didn't expect to be proud tonight but here we are.

 

[Stamos]

One of the worst, most biased umpired games I’ve ever seen

 

[outabounds]

Thoughts


Umpiring a complete disgrace.


Adelaide were allowed to throw the ball around without sanction.


The ARC rule is a blight on the game.


We look better with Smith on the ball and Evans out of the backline, why did this not happen earlier?


Harry and Kemp disappoint me .


Why does Cerra get a game in front Hewett?


Bring on our new coach . 2026 a total waste of a season.

 

[We may never win again]

Umpires should be lining up behind Vossy at centrelink after that

 

[teknodeejay]

If Voss is still there going into next week I wouldn’t begrudge people boycotting going to watch Collingwood rub our noses in the misery that is this club.

 

[RAPPA]

Dismantled again in one quarter.

 

[Chemical]

BOG was number 23 from the umpiring fraternity. Absolute flog like most of the Crows players and fans

 

[TENACIOUS]

**** the ARC…

 

[SkyhorseTamer]

Change the thread name. Cripps went superhuman and Walsh benefited in the first quarter. The rest was the same old systemless crapola. Amazingly awful moments for players and system and plan and approach and blah blah blah. Obliterated. Rain and they just cruised after half time. Literally played 2 SPARE behind the ball for most of the second half.

Turned it into a training run for them.

Embarrassing.

 

[Jatz]

There were some good signs there.

The win never felt likely and the rain probably helped but there was some positive signs there.

Unfortunately too many of our players are unable to string 4 quality quarters together.

 

[Soapy V]

Meh

AFL are ruining the game

 

[jj1978]

Awful game. 5 minutes of falling asleep cost us again. Players going missing again. Nothing positive to be honest. Not buying this brave stuff.

 

[Stamos]

Umpires should be lining up behind Vossy at centrelink after that

Should be lining up against a wall

 

[Red_man2008]

Outside the 5 free kicks in a row while Cripps was on the bench the boys played much better than the last few weeks. This effort in previous weeks would have us on 3-1 rather than 1-3. Umpires terrible but not the difference.

 

[Wickzki]

I love you all.

28 points was closer than I thought it would be. Thought the Crows would be better than that.

Umpiring was diabolical. Voss needs to lose his shit in the post match. Not the decisive difference this week but bad enough to put in a complaint and cop the fine.

 

[Jatz]

Oh and welcome back Nick Haynes

26

Nick Haynes

Age

33

Ht

192cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.4

4star

K

11.4

4star

HB

4.9

4star

M

6.2

5star

T

1.6

4star

MG

326.8

4star

D

17.4

4star

K

13.9

5star

HB

3.5

2star

M

8.0

5star

T

1.5

2star

MG

326.8

5star

D

7.8

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.2

4star

. I think we’re much better with him in the side. Will be even better when Weiters joins him next week.

 

[RAPPA]

No more Crowbots in Gather Round. We shouldn’t have to play them again for another 20 years. Fixturing can gagf

 

[SolGoodman]

Reckon Vossy has huge regrets having Crippa on the bench to the start to 2nd term.

We are absolutely wasting Jagga right now though, better second half but a shadow of the player we saw in preseason and the first couple of games.

 

[NavySteel]

Absolutely dogged by umpiring.

The game was 100% closer than that score line.

I loved th effort all game and the propensity to try new things.

HAD we played with this intent we would be 3 wins.
The oplaywrs did not go into their shells today and were playing against 27 opposition tonight

I really, really want the club to come out with some strength on what has occurred with officiating tonight. Show some spine. We won’t, but it should be done

 

[passmark]

Not only are we terrible.
We play a terrible brand.
We have a truly awful board of rich campaigners,
And we have almost nothing to be excited about .

Tassie or Freo memberships looking mighty attractive .

 

[Jacks Seething Rage]

It might be the playing group.

But we won't know for sure until we find a new coach...because it's definitely the coach.

 

[NavySteel]

Reckon Vossy has huge regrets having Crippa on the bench to the start to 2nd term.

We are absolutely wasting Jagga right now though, better second half but a shadow of the player we saw in preseason and the first couple of games.

5-0 clearance to them in start of second. 3 from non-frees