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    If current players weren’t playing footy..

    What would they be doing? Ben King - pr0n star Zak Jones - Plumber Joe Daniher - School janitor Tex Walker - Garbageman Max Gawn - Barista Patrick Dangerfield - Lobbyist Jaeger O’Meara - Abercrombie and Fitch model Jake Stringer - Bottle shop attendant Bailey Fritsch - Hair dresser Tim Membrey...
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    Not-a-cluey Aaron Naughton

    Unhappy at the Dogs and may be involved in a three-way trade between Fremantle, Melbourne and his current club which will see him at the Demons in 2023.
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    Recommitted Aaron Naughton [re-signed for EIGHT years!]

    Unhappy at the Dogs and may be involved in a three-way trade between Fremantle, Melbourne and his current club which will see him at the Demons in 2023.
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    Things that came out after Carlton’s last Premiership

    The Nintendo 64 Flatscreen TV’s MP3 players DVD’s O.J Simpsons Trial Toy Story PlayStation Windows 95
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    Game Day Ugly-Hogan’s Heroes vs Sons of Mediocrity

    Meh. Minnows.
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    That Losing Feeling

    Hi all, It’s been that long that I’ve seriously forgotten what it feels like, as a supporter, to lose a game. I was hoping if posters (of less superior teams) could describe the feeling of what it’s like witnessing your team lose. Maybe DanWA and Cryosleep could kick us off. Take it away.
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    Post here if your team hasn’t lost a game this season

    Posting here because I can. Losers.
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    Carlton will win the Premiership

    From what I’ve seen so far, no one will come close to beating Carlton this year. Listening to their supporters already talking about the Grand Final has me pumped and I just can’t see them losing a game this year. Can this juddernaught be stopped? I can certainly smell what they’ve been cooking...
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    What is always coming but never arrives?

    No it’s not ‘Tomorrow’ - it’s Carlton.
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    Jerlong chasing Robbie Gray

    I’ve been told by a reliable source that Robbie Gray, who will be 34 at the start of next season, is going to be offered a three year contract by the Cats. Geelong coach Chris Scott has conceded that the age profile of their list is on the older side so they’re really excited to be bringing in...
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    Think Tank How will you remember J.Selwood?

    I probably won’t really remember him at all but when someone mentions him I will just remember him as that Geelong player who ducked and dived a lot and whined for frees.
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    Think Tank Remember that time…

    When Carlton and Richmond were both rubbish at the same time. I remember it like it was just today..
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    Think Tank Most wimpiest looking player?

    Jack………….Silvagni……. 3 votes.
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    Game Day The Uphill Skiers vs Ugly-Hogan’s Heroes

    How many times will the s**t for brains commentators mention Ugly-Hogan whilst comparing him to Buddy? How many times will he take a standard mark only for the commentators to carry on as if it was mark of the century? How many dives will the Dogs do? How many times will Viney burn his...
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    Post here if your team kicked only two goals in an entire game this season.

    As per the thread title.
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    Think Tank Eddie Betts’ Hair

    Just watching last nights episode of 360 and noticed Betts’ hair. Is someone able to confirm if that’s his real hair or a plastic wig?
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    Scandal The 2016 finals series was rigged

    A mate of a mate who’s cousin knows someone within AFL House told me the 2016 finals series and ultimately the Grand Final were rigged for a Bulldogs win. At one stage in the big one, the Bulldogs received 17 free kicks to Sydney’s 1. The informant also sent me a link to the below article...
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    Game Day Jaeger’s Pooz n Weez Bombs vs Eddie’s “the blister” Betts’ bwave bwooze

    I actually saw Eddy “the blister” Betts chase someone and put in a tad of effort, great work from the vet. I bet Al Clarkson’s hands smell like cabbage. Both these teams are s**t.
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    St Kilda v Hawthorn, who has the biggest scrap heap challenge list?

    Discarded parts from other clubs put together to make one all-mighty bog average team. After Friday night I thought it was Hawthorn but currently watching St Kilda kick the ball out on the full or directly to the opposition, I think they’re up for the challenge. It’s still Hawthorn for me, just.
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    Is Chad Wingard the biggest bitch in the AFL?

    The answer is yes.
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    News Giants want to play in LA

    The Giants have been given the green light by the AFL to investigate the possibility of playing a game in Los Angeles for Premiership points. Kevin Sheedy suggests Essendon or Richmond would be the ideal opposition...
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    What the heck? Nixon’s cryptic ‘Goodwin’ Tweet

    Not much of a rumour at this stage but Nixon is at it again with one of his cryptic tweets, anyone have any idea what he might be on about?
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    How much longer can Bolton survive?

    How much longer can this guy hang on? Personally I’d give him the boot after today performance and get a new coach in before the bye.
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    Duplicate thread. Please delete

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    AFLX 3.0

    The AFL is keen to continue with AFLX, and has raised the possibility of clubs bidding for licences to play in the modified form of the game. In a meeting with clubs on Tuesday, AFL boss Gillon McLachlan also raised the prospect of clubs only participating in AFLX if they wished and thus...
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    Fauxmantle vs Shitelaide

    Just saw the scores, ******* losers.
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    Booooo Coast vs Nonentities

    Will Darling stand up or pull out of contests because he hears footsteps? How s**t is Kennedy’s beard? Are the McGoverns inbred?
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    Jack Darling

    Is Jack “Fumbles” Darling the biggest pussy to have ever played the game? If not, he’s awfully close. He shits his pants at his own shadow.
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