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    Face-Off: Adelaide vs Fremantle, Round 5, Sunday April 18, 12:40pm CST

    Traditionally, a face-off thread is where we come together for some detailed and well researched insights into an upcoming game. And that's totally what you're getting. Absolutely. Focusing on the right things in here. I've done face-off's before (they always seem to be in April?), so was...
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    What is this Port s**t theme? U wot m8?

    I am serious. I am not attending this site for respectful football debate and various mateships (looking at you John Howard, yes you know I mean you) if I have to look at this bullshit. I'll *in go you mate. Its the new year, you need a new orifice.
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    Meditation - anyone do it?

    Tucked away in the never-ending CM debate threads was a fair bit of ignorance and misunderstanding around meditation. Personally, I've been doing it off and on for a number of years and I feel like I've got a pretty good experience with it and understanding of it in general. I was a bit...
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    Preview Face-off: Crows vs Saints, Saturday Night, 7th April

    FACE OFF vs Round 3, Crows v Saints, Etihad Stadium, 7:25 PM AEST, Saturday 7th April 2018. Hi Guys, something remarkable has happened this week. Due to an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine: I am now my own father, I have travelled into the future, And due to the...
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    Preview Face-off, Crows vs Bombers, Saturday Night

    Instructions Right click and open these in another tab (or middle click, or ctrl+click or suffer in yer jocks if you're on a phone) while reading. One link at a time. Jeez guys. ONE TWO THREE HERE WE GO GUYS: FACE OFF!!!! vs WHEN Saturday April 15th 19:10 Adelaide Oval THE...
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    Women's Footy AFLW R.5 Crows vs Lions...Norwood Oval, Saturday 4th March, 6:40PM CDST

    Figured we didn't have a thread for it. Reckon there will be a fair crowd for this one - top of the table clash. Including Me! I'm going to go. Brisbane are a different beast, we'll want to start well this time, rather than only showing up after quarter time as per the last 2 weeks. Don't want...
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    Preview Crows v Tigers: 2:10pm AEST Saturday

    Instructions for reading this thread: CRTL+Click and open this link up in a different tab. Let it play while reading. I'm putting this here so you young whipper snappers with your "rap music", "long hair" and "mobile phones"* will think I'm cool. * If you're on a phone, you won't be able to...
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    Things that happen when the bottom 4 players don't suck

    We... Win! Hendo, VB, our constant whipping boys, I am looking at you. Ratkins, crouch, Hartigan, Lyons, well done guys. Not necessarily saying that there were no mistakes, just making the observation that all of these guys did some great things. And even better, didn't do too much wrong...
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    afl.com.au: "Chris Judd can't carry the Blues on his frail shoulders"

    http://www.afl.com.au/news/2015-05-16/malthouse-admits-to-being-in-awe-of-talent-on-giants-list Those things are just held together by rubber bands.
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    Competitions The Dwayne Russell drinking game

    Hi Folks, Here's one for the next time Dwayne is commentating a crows game. It will help you get through it. God knows we need something to help. The Rules "Drinks" marked in this game are a sip - not a whole glass. Think of your liver people, you've got 3 hours of this to sit through...
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    How about the crows learn to kick the ball straight?

    The game is called football. I'd suggest that it's 5 games now lost because we cannot kick a freaking set shot to save our lives. I'm sick of it. Sick of the easy set shot missed, ran down the ground for an opposition goal. In fact, when I think back on it, that's how I'm going to remember...
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    Below the knees rule is a ******* embarrassment

    I have been watching AFL for long ******* time. If we're not going to allow blokes to go and get the ball, then that's all good. I just want to be clear about it: Being the SECOND person to get to a contest is the objective. It is illegal to pick up the ball first, or even attempt to do so...
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    This is not my game anymore.

    First they came for the tackle, with the reinterpretation of the HTB rule, and I didn't speak out because our blokes weren't so great at tackling and pressure. Then they came for the forwards, with the hands in the back rule, and I didn't speak out because our blokes didn't have a big dominant...
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    Sidebottom - a blog post

    It rocketed through my head in 3 milliseconds. Much like my days in the Bragg labs, deriving the wave space equation (from normal forms!) for fun, and postulating uses for eigenvalues and Laplace transforms in the Z-dimension. Lolz, Beams had suggested to me that a Fourier transform applied to...
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    See how I'm not posting in the " Season 15 SFA information thread (Squads, signings etc)" thread?

    I really want to. God damn I'm a nice guy. Boncer, I figure you owe me money for this. I'd also like to point out that this being the internet and stuff, asking anonymous randoms to not do something, is like asking your toddler to not put that thing in their mouth. ie, it's pre-emting a...
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    I have no ****ing idea what is going on

    Ok, I admit to drinking heavily. But as a TOTAL n00b (and I am vaguely edumacated, so cut some slack) I still don't understand some salient points. I read the rules so there is that. Questions: Why are there not more teams? What if my supposedly new team does not get off the ground? Who...
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    You know what I'd like? To read a thread where posts 2-5 were not:

    wld read again tldr umad <etc> Image macro of the month inb4 <insert username of some random *******> Bookmarked (or indeed, bookmark this in the OP) <some s**t>join date < 1 year <some s**t> lolz A post from a 15 year old carlton fan A post from a 35 year old fatbeard in response to the 15 year...
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    Heeeeendoooooooooooooo

    What a goal! God yes!
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    Roast 3x 12 point turnarounds in a row - there goes the game.

    Jesus, that KILLS us. Moran hits the post, score at the other end. Otten misses on the run, 40 out, score at the other end. Sloane misses from 10 meters out, score at the other end. Heads drop, shoulders slump, you can see the psychological impact on the boys. Nothing saps the confidence more...
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    Trengrove got 3 games for the tackle on Dangerzone

    From here: http://www.afl.com.au/tabid/208/default.aspx?newsid=113537 You know... I don't agree. I think he intended to tackle viciously, but 3 games? Edit: s**t, Trengove, not Trengrove. Whatever.
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    Positives from Today

    Here's what I got: Keeping the margin to 96 points was a fantastic effort. The best players for melbourne were mostly South Australians. My home theater has a timeshifting function.
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    Carlton supporters: We are not trading you Walker for some random list clogger

    So stop posting it in every thread! I am yet to see one of you lot actually suggest a player who I have even heard of before. It's not happening. Such a strange team Carlton - 5 fairly high level players then thirty odd potatoes that get dug up and washed for the weekend. Not interested, thanks.
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    Breaking News: Geelong collapse under the weight of fair umpriring

    From the AFL website:
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    Toast Roooooooorrryyyyyy, hennndooooooooooo

    Where did these guys come from! And am I doing it right? ROOOOOOOORYYYYYY! HEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLKER! Just trying to make sure I get it right folks. Still feels good the next day. :)
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    I don't know what to think about that.

    I'm very dissapointed. That second quarter... was the worst quarter I have seen from the boys. Ever. Yes, ever. Where was the pride? Where was the effort? And then to come so close, but ultimately fail, because of Q2... that kind of hurts. I suppose I could take heart at Q4, but actually...
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    Faceoff - Round 8 - North Melbourne vs Adelaide

    First, some FaceOff instructions: While reading this thread, you are required at all times to have a second tab open (middle click people!) and playing this: http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/s/Eye+Of+The+Tiger/2CeEaQ Unfortunately, this imposes a 4:04 time limit to read through...
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    Faceoff - Round 8 - North Melbourne vs Adelaide

    Hi guys, one of your own will contribute a more North-melbourne-centric perspective at some point. :) First, some FaceOff instructions: While reading this thread, you are required at all times to have a second tab open (middle click people!) and playing this...
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    Faceoff - Round 8 - North Melbourne vs Adelaide

    First, some FaceOff instructions: While reading this thread, you are required at all times to have a second tab open (middle click people!) and playing this: http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/s/Eye+Of+The+Tiger/2CeEaQ Unfortunately, this imposes a 4:04 time limit to read through...
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    Faceoff thread contributor?

    Hi Folks, I'm doing the Adelaide Board, NMFC vs Crows Faceoff thread for this week, and it's been suggested that I should try to find a North supporter to do the NMFC perspective. Now I live in Adelaide, so around me I've got either people who drink Chardonnay and debate Jung for fun, or...
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    Nige and Bicks played 300+ - right?

    This page: http://www.afc.com.au/past%20player%20list/tabid/4498/default.aspx on the AFC site doesn't list them as having played 300. I swear Nige kicked a 50m goal on the run in his 300th. I remember the glory. And it's been years since I've dropped acid. So what games are they not counting...
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