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  1. Darky

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    His brother is the best. Deadpan hilarity.
  2. Darky

    Dirty Sanchez

    Brings watching drunks in pain to a new level. Infinitely better than jackass. My favourite skit was when they formed a human wall with their backs turned to a fellow kicking a soccer ball at them.
  3. Darky

    Kellie Connolly - Nine's news reporter.

    What about the hornbag doing the weather on the weather channel? Fwooooaaar. Deserves her own Naked News segment. Oriel whatsaname doing MSN's finance report is one fine economist too.
  4. Darky

    Best of the Monty Python Trilogy

    Agree with all that. Probably "Life of Brian" for mine, but the ********-funniest individual moments are probably in the other two films.
  5. Darky

    Worst Movie Of All Time!

    That's the one... Russell Crowe delivered every line as if in an odd Clint Eastwood impersonation, and that Phoenix bloke was more wooden than Pinocchio's bollocks.
  6. Darky

    Worst Movie Of All Time!

    Escape from LA Gladiator The Perfect Storm
  7. Darky

    Best Arnie Film

    "Conan The Barbarian" will always be my favourite. The sequel was a more polished film though. "Total Recall" was brilliant, and "True Lies" epitomises the Hollywood action genre. I think "Last Action Hero" rarely gets the plaudits it deserves either.
  8. Darky

    Kate Langbroek

    They look like a couple of Coles bags full of water. Dr Cindy on the other hand was a damn fine lass and a lot more interesting.
  9. Darky

    The Great McCarthy

    "The Great McCarthy" was actually a pretty boring film I thought. The intrigue lay more in how it eerily ended up coinciding with the future of the Swans and how their 1980s panned out. "The Club" craps all over it even though it's about Collingwood.
  10. Darky

    Black Books is back on

    The one the other week was a classic... Manny finds his inner calm, Bernard goes to all lengths to avoid doing his accounting and even entertains some bible bashers to procrastinate... it all welds together in the end with Manny appearing in a Christ-like state.
  11. Darky

    American 'Tonight' shows

    Conan by a long way. Funniest segments were the satellite interviews with "Arnold" before the Californian elections.
  12. Darky

    80's Movies

    Life of Brian was circa 1979. Electric Dreams was 83/84ish...
  13. Darky

    80's Movies

    Have you got the half hour vid "Come Out And Play" featuring both Bob Goldthwaite and Mark Metcalf? Fantastic video! " WHOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAARE YOU! WHERE DO YOU COME FROM? WHAT DO YOU WANNA DOOOOOOOOO WITH YOUR LIFE?!" "Animals are our friends but they won't drive you to the airport"...
  14. Darky

    80's Movies

    Conan The Barbarian has stood the test of time. It is as cheesy now as it was back then and I still love it. I agree with Becky B though... for a film that screams 1980s, you can't really go past "Breakfast Club".
  15. Darky

    Naked News

    Christ.. she'd have to lift her skirt up to show her norks! FILTH!
  16. Darky

    Leave, Angela, Leave

    Tiffany Cherry should quit her job at Fox Footy, and take the big bucks on offer at Naked News. She could even read the sport if she insisted on working.
  17. Darky

    Favourite Kevin Smith Film

    "Know him? fellow owes me twelve bucks!"
  18. Darky

    Favorite Seinfeld Character?

    George's dad.
  19. Darky

    Adelaide festival & fringe

    Yianni @ the Comedy Festival last year. Funny fella. Rude girls' bits of a bloke though. ;) :D :D :D
  20. Darky

    Mel Gibson: Suicidal idiot? You decide.

    Born there, lived three quarters of his life there....
  21. Darky

    "Yall kneed to kook sum kokane wif bking soda"

    Last night's SBS screening was either episode 11 or 12 of the first (2003) series. The series had 12 episodes. The show is early into its second series in the US, I believe. If you can be bothered, one way to get them ahead of their SBS screenings is to download them via Kazaa or a similar...
  22. Darky

    "Yall kneed to kook sum kokane wif bking soda"

    Back to the topic of Chappelle, the DVD of the entire first series is released in the US on 24/2/04. The Comedy Central website is already taking pre-orders for it. Looking forward to it making its way to the local JB Hi-Fi...
  23. Darky

    Troy: will the Iliad be butchered?

    I read the Penguin versions a few years ago too... fantastic story, and perhaps not knowing the differences in various translations, had little porblem with the version I read. My interest in it was sparked by a MANOWAR song, off their 1992 "Triumph of Steel" album. The song is called...
  24. Darky

    Dave Chappelle's Show

    Magnificent that one... What number episode and what number series we up to... does anyone know? I'll try downloading a few on Kazaa.
  25. Darky

    Dave Chappelle's Show

    9pm Mondays, SBS. Funniest s**t on TV right now? You bet. Anyone else seen it?
  26. Darky

    Crap Australian Soapies

    What about the "male" version of Prisoner (circa 1982) - what was that called again? Didn't last long....
  27. Darky

    Recommend a Comedy

    Beverly Hills Ninja
  28. Darky

    Another one bites the dust!

    I'm tipping she could get a gig on the Bangbus (.com)
  29. Darky

    Dukes of Hazzard

    I actually have this card. :o
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