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Went to the Fringe "Best of the Fest" last night 2 of the comedians there were Eddie Ifft and Dave Thornton both of them were hilarious!

Little boy says to his mum "whats that ?", while his mum is sitting in the bath , she realises he is pointing in between her legs = so she says "thats where daddy hit me with an axe" . The little boy said "f*ck me he's hit you right in the c*nt"

It was time for father john's saturday night bath and the young nun , sister magdelene ,had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed . Sister magdalene was also instructed notto look at father john's nakedness if she could help it , do whatever he told her to do...

A couple attending an art exhibition at the National gallery were staring at a portrait that had them totally confused . The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench . Two of the black men had black ****'s , the one seated in the middle had a pink **** . The...

I was in the airport the other day , and my mate started sniffing the air. " I said whats up with you " . He said "i can smell c*nt ". " I said its me i've just paid $15 for a cup of coffee and a cheese roll "

A half jewish / half sicillian boy goes to his mum and says mum am i mostly sicillian or mostly jewish , the mother replies your my son and thats all that counts , why do you ask . The boy says theres a boy down the road selling his bike for $50 , now i dont no whether to go haggle like a good...

Two hookers were standing on a street corner ready for a night of business. "It's gonna be a good night tonight, I can tell" says one of the girls. "How can you tell?" says the other. "I can smell **** in the air" replies the first hooker. "Sorry", her friend replied, " I just burped!"

a man and a woman both collingwood supporters walk out of the divorce courts after signing the papers, as they are leaving the woman bursts into tears and says to the man "oh my god its terrible after all these years we are no longer husband and wife" the man replies "dont worry, im still your...