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Stores are American. And you don't buy videos at the local video joint... you hire them. Video "store" makes no sense to me. Just confirms my long-held belief that everyone else in the world is stupid.

Please help settle an argument. Do you call them video libraries or video stores?

Gonna screw the living crap out of the Mrs and suck lots of beers. Bliss.

I try that one every year. :D Usually works until the financials fall down. :p For 2005 I plan to drink more than I did in 2004 (now there's a challenge), but lose weight and get fitter. Confused? So am I. I'll ponder the answer over a beer.

Went to a Chrissie lunch today that I didn't know I was going to until this morning. Cascade and chocolate are not the worst mix in the world...

Some of us have that uncle, others are that uncle. No prizes for guessing... (but for some reason the kids adore him :D).

Longnecks are for drinking by yourself. Out of a carton. Without anyone else. Preferably stout.

A former housemate of mine did a folio for a certain site (quite up close and graphic pix I might add :D), and another mutual friend did one also. I found these by chance, having not spoken to either of these girls in a while. ********en oath I had a look.

Great song, albeit softer than Aaron Davey. The song title also sums up one's state after 18 stubbies of Abbotsford Invalid Stout and two kilos of bolognaise....

I have a Pegazus song as my ringtone, sent to me by the bloke who wrote the song. He also sent me a ring tone for Iron Maiden's "Phantom of the Opera". Top stuff that!

Save money by buying slabs instead of sixers, and home-brewing.

Buy yourself 8 slabs of beer and tell everyone else to get stuffed.

I believe in you too. ;)

I recently had a close friend stay over for a few days. I went to work last Friday while she stayed at my house, and when I got back the dishes were washed and she'd been up the street to buy some bits and pieces so she could make pancakes and ice cream for breakfast on the weekend. How lucky am...

Because of the file size (and dial-up's usual 4hr cut offs), or are they streams? I'm keen to download (or buy a DVD of) Joe Walsh's appearances on the Drew Carey Show and have had no luck on Kazaa.

Old-time user PiesPremiers. Not a bad bloke, but that name was just pure fantasy.

A lot of Aurora Snow.

Two Jamaicans knock on the door at a fancy dress party with the theme of "dress as an emotion". Hostess answers the door to the two who are completely nude, except that one has his old feller in a bowl of custard, and the otehr has his old feller in a pear. The hostess says WTF is with you...

Bring 43 ratty old tennis balls. I'd rather lose a tennis ball than have anyone waste time retrieving one.

Tastes a bit like chicken.

Max Weinberg isn't just Conan's band drummer. Played on Meatloaf's "Bat Out Of Hell" album too, so it's not exactly his first job.

I did a Yr 11 or 12 Maths assignment on this topic. My theory was that Melbourne's temperature usually equals Adelaide's previous day minus two degrees. A month's worth of data, and it was spot on for the most part.

Would gladly swap you, mate!

I've got a cure for the ladies... :o

German beers are brewed to centuries-old puirty laws, and contain no preservatives, which is believed to be one of the reasons why you're not gonna be hung over unless you've had 30+. But by christ you'll wake up with the farts.

Right on! Anything above about 12 degrees is too warm for me. Can't stand it.

My longest is Parramatta to Melbourne via the Princes Hwy. Approx 14 hours.

Beer

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My back hurts cos my boobs are too big & heavy.