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Lololol at the clowns saying they will try to scare away their daughters' potential partners. You'd be basically encouraging your daughter to rebel by doing the one thing you are so scared of*: opening her legs. Do carry on with your misplaced bravado and faux-machismo, though. I'll be...

Really all depends on the girl in question, imho. Some look better natural, some look better with a moderate amount on, and some truly do look best when wearing the ol' tartface. If you want to know whether you personally look better with or without makeup, you'll have to post some comparison...

The earlier Simpsons contained some wonderful storylines and scenes. I'm talking 'earlier' as in right from Season One (which seems, along with Season Two, to get overlooked by many posters around here [and elsewhere] when discussions about 'classic Simpsons' take place). Back then, the parental...

Recently read about a retired naval commander (aged in his sixties) who sent an email to his three adult kids (aged in their thirties to forties) basically outlining his utter disappointment with how they turned out and how they had lead their lives up until that point. He was particularly...

Wilbur: 'Charlotte? Charlotte!' Upon googling I found out that this film was actually released in 1973, way before I was born. However, it was one of the best-selling VHS films of the early nineties which explains how I came to see it. Anyhow, I wasn't much allowed to watch Charlotte's Web...

Didn't you say the same thing after the first one?

Not just girls who use it as an excuse. Even handsome, well-connected, model-smashing men will blame the spike if they have to. http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/bracks-son-in-drink-spike-incident/2005/12/08/1133829698126.html Reading back on that article, I found this bit amusing: "He...

Yes and the public transport is so efficient there that cars are effectively a luxury item. I should know: I mate from uni put me up in Singapore for a few nights and his old man had no less than five Mercs. Still shake my head.

It'd put us on the map.

Well... I haven't felt like this since my mum admitted Santa wasn't real. I guess the upside of this development is that I'm in with just as much of a chance as that punk eight year old. Game on, you little *a.

After the competition is declared, I'll share what my 25 words were. I'm actually kind of excited, I reckon my 25 words were as good as you could hope for. They'll probably give it to some punk 8yo kid for (his parents) writing some bullshit like, 'Because da Kangaroos are my heroes and I love...

Atley is destined for greatness, my friend. I truly feel sorry for Heppell (who I rate as a player, I might add).

Apparently the players requested that it be pushed back so they could go on holidays immediately after the season. Or some s**t, I dunno. Doesn't matter, we all know Swallow will win by the length of the Flemington straight. That man gets injured next season and it is curtains for season 2013...

Lads, I've entered the NMFC '25 words or less' competition to present some award at our club's BnF night in a couple of weeks. If I win, I hereby solemnly promise to fly to Melbourne and chip in $200 towards the kitty for a massive pissup that weekend. Here's to hoping. :thumbsu:

I figured it was kinda like a portmanteau. Frankenstein's storm

I don't get this 'itching' business so many others seem to complain about. Guess I'm lucky. Anyway, I've had this current beard for months and months now. I've had beards on and of for years and it was always a lazy thing (much easier to simply keep it looking half-respectable than going the...

This is the Con Ed plant in Manhattan before Sandy. This is the Con Ed plant in Manhattan during Sandy.

20sec clip of Manhattan flooding. http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10101402330659943

Downgraded to a 'post-tropical storm' or some s**t. Currently making landfall. A lot of power outages and so forth.

Sorry, yes it has gone down. It was showing the waves reaching the beachhouses just before it cut out. Was pretty cool. Here's some others that are still interesting: DC_HURRICANE – http://www.ustream.tv/channel/dc-hurricane Atlantic City –...

There are some pretty cool webcams out there for people who like this kind of thing. http://www.visitob.com/webcams/sea-ranch-kill-devil-hills/

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Well don't forget to take the clown suit. Makes it more funny when they are barking. How long have you been back in Melbourne? A couple of years? The one thing I miss about Melbourne is the footy. Seriously contemplating buying a Lions/Suns membership* to give me something to go along and...

Jesus. You actually sent some goons around? That's full-on. Like something out of a movie.

Now that your sig suggests you are no longer the North boardroom kingmaker, I don't see what's keeping you here. :stern look More seriously though, sounds like you've got quite the decision to make. I wish you luck.

Jesus christ. Anybody know where this clip came from? What happened to the people involved?

I hope and trust you know you are not the only one. There is already so much I regret about my twenties, and I'm only halfway through. It haunts me every day.

Well you took the time to post in it didn't you, you jerk? * off campaigner.

Bigfooty GD Board get-together suddenly has a purpose and a life again. Send around the crew and make this *a pay. He won't know what has hit him when he opens the door and sees this:

I want to get angry at kekeo but that avatar is just so cute. <3