My thug-o-meter is off the charts! 
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Hahaha absolutely menace!! I've heard whispers your new nickname is The Standard Deviant.My thug-o-meter is off the charts!
Also been referred to as Big Bad Bustle Barry Hall and G-Train. Will accept either.
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Spoon, how many standard deviations better is the league now that the top contributors feature doesn't exist?
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Couldn't tell you, I don't read posts until they've registered on the counter.
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Given each entry for a player is localised to a position, Round 3 onwards will include a matches played limit by position, so it's the perfect time to suck up to your captains and settle in where you are feeling it. With some of the volatility beginning to evaporate, here are some observations from the first two rounds, most closely paying attention to those who carried a position over from last week:
Updated download link and sheet have been added to the OP.
The spreadsheet will undergo some transformation this week so as to introduce match thresholds.
- Edmund hunt's switch to the HFF in the third quarter secured them the only marks taken by a rover so far this season.
- Cloud_ is a rubbish mark.
- ANOTHER three handpasses from okeydoke7! Absolutely lunacy over at the Wonders, who sit 0-2.
- PVF comes off the bench bloodthirsty this week, laying a monstrous 9 tackles.
- Dingster is as soft as they come.
- Reardo is fantastic at getting under the skin of the opposition full forward.
- WaLkEr_ThE_StAr is still a thug.
- Mooch has an embarrassing 1 goal from two matches at full forward, after averaging 3.6 per game last season.
- Dream Team Lord gym4life continues to best all in the ruck, while Smartys Power gets it done again down back.
- Nuffers is conceding a grotesque 14.5 disposals a game to whichever forward pocket lines up again 'em.
- While it's goalkicking the Swamprats have taken him to task for, it is @SarahSmile's forward pressure which should be a worry, as his opponents average 17 touches a game.
- sportsmaniac89 and roo2macca are the most accountable and defensively-minded rucks (and players) in the game, with those two conceding the least disposals of any player by position across two games.
- EagleOz is a sieve, allowing 7 goals through their avenue on the half back flank.
- Far Kern again performs sternly, only conceding the two goals after keeping a clean sheet last week.
- Miguel Sanchez has shot up the hitout rankings, in turn plunging Tommycash, Broken and basically every back pocket to the depths.
- Nunez is averaging a godly 17.5 kicks a game. This is a nice pure result of dominance, and unreliant on bizarro positional nonsense. Unfortunately of the 4 of those which are shots on goal, none have gone through.
Hitouts Top 10 | StDevs from Positional Mean |
McEvoy | 6.855655 |
Morganashlee | 6.855655 |
Miguel Sanchez | 3.058158 |
Chezzalenko Reborn | 2.960783 |
DERO | 2.293659 |
Moo | 1.381699 |
gym4life | 0.942035 |
The Half Back | 0.942035 |
rickety | 0.933543 |
TigerTime_89 | 0.933543 |
Hitouts Bottom 10 | StDevs from Positional Mean |
Broken | -1.18454 |
Tommycash | -1.07261 |
Tigerturbulance | -0.84876 |
roo2macca | -0.40106 |
Wooshette | -0.28914 |
THE THIN MAN | -0.22534 |
Smartys Power | -0.22534 |
Shermy | -0.22534 |
Raveneyes | -0.22534 |
Quadzilla | -0.22534 |
Kicks Top 10 | StDevs from Positional Mean |
Nunez | 2.178316 |
pantskyle | 1.798189 |
Smartys Power | 1.657697 |
gym4life | 1.649748 |
PhenomenalV1 | 1.324377 |
Wacky Tiger | 1.259029 |
The Half Back | 1.248458 |
ShaunDuggan | 1.225032 |
mistylake | 1.218 |
harry000 | 1.198289 |
Kicks Bottom 10 | StDevs from Positional Mean |
THE_GUN | -2.48261 |
Runk | -2.48261 |
miggs | -2.48261 |
IbleedBlue | -2.48261 |
Great8 | -2.48261 |
MrPremiership | -2.27257 |
Matt_352 | -2.27257 |
CM9000 | -2.27257 |
Carson Dial | -2.27257 |
MKMatty | -1.87734 |
Marks Top 10 | StDevs from Positional Mean |
Allikat | 2.46369 |
Edmund hunt | 2.293659 |
Paddles_ | 2.293659 |
Wooshette | 2.218391 |
A Bit High | 2.083692 |
CALL ME SNAKE | 1.923728 |
mistylake | 1.701692 |
Its Manbearpig | 1.562206 |
Allikat | 1.522105 |
AmericanCrow | 1.522105 |
Marks Bottom 10 | StDevs from Positional Mean |
MrPremiership | -1.81497 |
MKMatty | -1.81497 |
McEvoy | -1.81497 |
Matt_352 | -1.81497 |
CM9000 | -1.81497 |
Carson Dial | -1.81497 |
haydo | -1.71623 |
Cloud_ | -1.61414 |
TheMase | -1.5881 |
THE_GUN | -1.41713 |
Handballs Top 10 | StDevs from Positional Mean |
okeydoke7 | 2.996883 |
TheInjuryFactory | 2.135974 |
3KZ is Football | 1.899948 |
Allikat | 1.473307 |
zackah | 1.473307 |
manangatang | 1.45758 |
Allikat | 1.371149 |
rickety | 1.353388 |
GotTheGoodes | 1.337831 |
AceAndy | 1.289352 |
Handballs Bottom 10 | StDevs from Positional Mean |
MattWriting | -2.59099 |
MrPremiership | -2.44949 |
Matt_352 | -2.44949 |
CM9000 | -2.44949 |
Carson Dial | -2.44949 |
THE_GUN | -2.11905 |
Smoooothy | -2.11905 |
Runk | -2.11905 |
miggs | -2.11905 |
IbleedBlue | -2.11905 |
Tackles Top 10 | StDevs from Positional Mean |
Uncle_Leo | 3.326496 |
PVF | 2.509205 |
Its Manbearpig | 2.263962 |
Miguel Sanchez | 1.944627 |
WaLkEr_ThE_StAr | 1.732051 |
Rodney Dangerfield | 1.617116 |
Beutbrute | 1.581139 |
harry000 | 1.581139 |
PeanutButter Pies | 1.581139 |
Blaze Storm | 1.544121 |
Tackles Bottom 10 | StDevs from Positional Mean |
Dingster | -1.50294 |
Power Raid | -1.1547 |
NinjaSwan | -1.1547 |
MrPremiership | -1.1547 |
Morganashlee | -1.1547 |
MKMatty | -1.1547 |
Matt_352 | -1.1547 |
kane249 | -1.1547 |
CM9000 | -1.1547 |
Carson Dial | -1.1547 |
FF Top 10 | StDevs from Positional Mean |
Reardo | 2.59235 |
Allikat | 2.339994 |
edgie | 1.732051 |
DapperJong | 1.704113 |
PVF | 1.683035 |
SaltPeter | 1.604515 |
BigJoeD_ | 1.581139 |
CALL ME SNAKE | 1.581139 |
boncer34 | 1.529117 |
manangatang | 1.374432 |
FF Bottom 10 | StDevs from Positional Mean |
Raveneyes | -0.98693 |
Jivlain | -0.98693 |
Itsmyshow | -0.98693 |
Tommycash | -0.98174 |
Broken | -0.98174 |
Thomas2 | -0.8561 |
TheHairyGamer | -0.8561 |
THE_GUN | -0.8561 |
Shadow Man | -0.8561 |
sausageroll | -0.8561 |
FA Top 10 | StDevs from Positional Mean |
WaLkEr_ThE_StAr | 2.818009 |
big_j | 2.339994 |
iDon | 2.32379 |
dogs105 | 2.188619 |
FinBar19 | 1.604515 |
HawkAussie | 1.604515 |
Barrels | 1.604345 |
mistylake | 1.540971 |
Fryer Tuck | 1.459601 |
Agent93 | 1.420127 |
FA Bottom 10 | StDevs from Positional Mean |
Orazio Fantazio | -1.1717 |
MrPremiership | -1.1717 |
MKMatty | -1.1717 |
McEvoy | -1.1717 |
Matt_352 | -1.1717 |
kane249 | -1.1717 |
CM9000 | -1.1717 |
CJMB | -1.1717 |
Carson Dial | -1.1717 |
NaturalDisaster | -1.1136 |
Goals Top 10 | StDevs from Positional Mean |
McEvoy | 3.605551 |
harry000 | 1.894289 |
BigJoeD_ | 1.758854 |
Miguel Sanchez | 1.758854 |
Smartys Power | 1.758854 |
MKMatty | 1.664101 |
iDon | 1.507557 |
Reardo | 1.507557 |
philreich | 1.487746 |
brahj | 1.331035 |
Goals Bottom 10 | StDevs from Positional Mean |
Mooch | -1.46385 |
rickety | -1.27228 |
Quadzilla | -1.27228 |
Morganashlee | -1.27228 |
Lsta062 | -1.27228 |
larrikin | -1.27228 |
KBLT | -1.27228 |
Itsmyshow | -1.27228 |
Gentlemen | -1.27228 |
akkaps | -1.27228 |
Behinds Top 10 | StDevs from Positional Mean |
Allikat | 4.351062 |
rickety | 3.791579 |
MWPP | 2.501851 |
rfctiger74 | 2.455776 |
BigJoeD_ | 2.44949 |
Reardo | 2.293659 |
Nunez | 2.13809 |
crowmyzone | 1.922562 |
Itsmyshow | 1.920322 |
mightymalaka | 1.889822 |
Behinds Bottom 10 | StDevs from Positional Mean |
Raveneyes | -1.32529 |
TheHairyGamer | -1.09027 |
THE_GUN | -1.09027 |
Shadow Man | -1.09027 |
Runk | -1.09027 |
mike123 | -1.09027 |
miggs | -1.09027 |
larrikin | -1.09027 |
IbleedBlue | -1.09027 |
HawkAussie | -1.09027 |
DT Top 10 | StDevs from Positional Mean |
gym4life | 1.676973 |
harry000 | 1.66029 |
Smartys Power | 1.555787 |
Allikat | 1.529623 |
PhenomenalV1 | 1.377132 |
Its Manbearpig | 1.330749 |
PeanutButter Pies | 1.330002 |
pantskyle | 1.249837 |
Rodney Dangerfield | 1.176329 |
Reardo | 1.110057 |
DT Bottom 10 | StDevs from Positional Mean |
MrPremiership | -2.94659 |
Matt_352 | -2.94659 |
CM9000 | -2.94659 |
Carson Dial | -2.94659 |
THE_GUN | -2.49741 |
Runk | -2.49741 |
miggs | -2.49741 |
IbleedBlue | -2.49741 |
Great8 | -2.49741 |
MattWriting | -2.44168 |
Disposals Against Top 10 | StDevs from Positional Mean |
Nuffers | 2.452449 |
SarahSmiles | 2.032583 |
dogs105 | 1.992287 |
Obeanie1 | 1.8072 |
Klim | 1.802794 |
Hate | 1.761544 |
sante | 1.691161 |
GreyCrow | 1.671994 |
Allikat | 1.576577 |
Packedlunch | 1.542932 |
Disposals Against Bottom 10 | StDevs from Positional Mean |
sportsmaniac89 | -2.1099 |
Coopers | -2.04599 |
roo2macca | -1.81133 |
miss_kate18 | -1.73079 |
okeydoke7 | -1.70837 |
Tigerturbulance | -1.61228 |
Fryer Tuck | -1.5271 |
Far Kern | -1.5271 |
Footypie32 | -1.4961 |
Its Manbearpig | -1.46141 |
Goals Against Top 10 | StDevs from Positional Mean |
AmericanCrow | 4.795832 |
Cactus_ | 3.015113 |
dogs105 | 2.708173 |
EagleOz | 2.492392 |
CM9000 | 2.393331 |
RookiePick | 2.293659 |
Blaze Storm | 2.04092 |
McEvoy | 2.04092 |
ctacp | 1.961161 |
Quadzilla | 1.961161 |
Goals Against Bottom 10 | StDevs from Positional Mean |
Fryer Tuck | -1.17108 |
Far Kern | -1.17108 |
WFL | -0.97085 |
StFly | -0.97085 |
Freofalcon | -0.97085 |
Power Raid | -0.93975 |
MKMatty | -0.93975 |
McEvoy | -0.93975 |
Raveneyes | -0.93541 |
Packedlunch | -0.93541 |
Updated download link and sheet have been added to the OP.
The spreadsheet will undergo some transformation this week so as to introduce match thresholds.
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JT_the_Man
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I’m sorry, but there has to be a mistake here.
There is absolutely no way that okeydoke7 is leading the handballs category.
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I'm afraid it is true.
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Wow, week 2 and already I hear the hounds baying for my retirement.
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Good day. We have two significant adjustments for this week's report. The first is that our lower limit of two games in a position is being implemented. The second is that the Moo/Mooresome Complication has been resolved. Both are landmark breakthroughs in the field and have no doubt contributed to our yield of illuminating results, which are as follows:
- Tommycash is continuing to languish when it comes to hitouts. Broken is not all that much better. sportsmaniac89 commands this space, and is also the most accountable player in the game.
- No-one struggles to get a kick more than Shadow Man. 4 across the 2 matches at HBF is a pittance. Smartys Power however continued to dominate this domain.
- Cloud_ is still the worst mark in the competition. Now change our match venue!!
- iDon offers the handball less than anyone else, averaging less than three a game - extremely poor even for a fullback. okeydoke7 has finally listened to the people and kept the ball to himself this week, though it hasn't yet displaced him from top spot in this category.
- Uncle_Leo is the League's best tackler.
- edgie has mastered drawing a free kick, while Broken has evidently lost all sympathy from the umpires.
- After a monstrous 6 frees against this week, Allikat has claimed the title of most feared thug in all of Sweet.
- Mooch is unrivaled when it comes to not kicking goals, although rucks U2tigers and Matty411 are both yet to register any for the season. Actually Mooch doesn't kick behinds either. Incredibly useless really.
- In the Dream Team stakes Kirkswan is top of the table, with Dingster residing at the bottom.
- Its Manbearpig is one of the most defensively proficient players in the competition, and speaks to the new vein of pressure qootball so emergent in the SFA today.
- In three games at CHB, Freofalcon has not yet conceded a goal. Has taken over as the most stingy defender after PhenomenalV1 kicked a mighty 8.6 against Far Kern in Round 3.
If anyone has any points of interest they would have explored, please send them through. Spreadsheets in the OP will be updated shortly.
Not sure if that is a good thing or not 
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I'm sure the umps aren't giving me a fair go, if I'm reading this right. campaignery umps.
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Yep, you're being overlooked something chronic!
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Given my first two games have been in HBF x2 , I think it shows a glimpse of my versatility (because let’s face it, it’s not my primary job as a HBF to be kicking goals). That said, I played at HFF on the weekend and let my team down through my bad kicking = bad football , so no excuses on that front
. I deserve to be dropped after that pathetic effort . Thankfully my direct opponent por_please_ya wasn’t much more influential than me . Her captain Agent93 only gave her a C+ - barely a pass mark in a game where their team thumped us .I trust JoshWoodenSpoon to do the team thing and move /bench /drop me as he and the rest of our LG see fit in order to optimise our team balance
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Sad to hear you are a little down on form, hopefully the Rats play you and the Bears back into formGiven my first two games have been in HBF x2 , I think it shows a glimpse of my versatility (because let’s face it, it’s not my primary job as a HBF to be kicking goals). That said, I played at HFF on the weekend and let my team down through my bad kicking = bad football , so no excuses on that front
I trust JoshWoodenSpoon to do the team thing and move /bench /drop me as he and the rest of our LG see fit in order to optimise our team balance
Although not too much form (thinking of round 5
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por_please_ya
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Jesus christ according to these stats, I'm in the bottom ten in marks, kicks AND DreamTeam! sausageroll I should be sacked from #teamsausageroll.
I used to be flying on the left wing but had to make way for up and coming players in my team, been stuck in HBF and don't seem to be coping with the change. However in saying that, I held MWPP pretty well last game. That's the problem, my stats don't reflect the effort I have been putting in. I have also performed an underground handpass every game. I should be commended for that!
I used to be flying on the left wing but had to make way for up and coming players in my team, been stuck in HBF and don't seem to be coping with the change. However in saying that, I held MWPP pretty well last game. That's the problem, my stats don't reflect the effort I have been putting in. I have also performed an underground handpass every game. I should be commended for that!
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No argument from me on this- it's the singular defining measure of a qooty player in my eyes (once adjusted for position...).
As for your general performance, yeah if you're in the same ballpark as RookiePick for a few conditions it really is time to take a look at things.
MWPP
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por_please_ya you’re coming across like a stereotypical Hufflepuff in one way (valuing effort/toil over results ) but not in other ways . I sense some angst rather than acceptance of fair play (moving positions for the greater good of your team), and a rather un-Hufflepuff desire for glory and recognition . At the end of the day , I reiterate what I said elsewhere in that if the HB line is good enough for legends like JoshWoodenSpoon and kane249 , then it’s good enough for you. Excuses .
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I die (on a weekly basis) to forgive the sins of my team mates.
Every debauched organisation needs a 'pick.
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Boy you really like to give me s**t don't youpor_please_ya you’re coming across like a stereotypical Hufflepuff in one way (valuing effort/toil over results ) but not in other ways . I sense some angst rather than acceptance of fair play (moving positions for the greater good of your team), and a rather un-Hufflepuff desire for glory and recognition . At the end of the day , I reiterate what I said elsewhere in that if the HB line is good enough for legends like JoshWoodenSpoon and kane249 , then it’s good enough for you. Excuses
MWPP
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Boy you really like to give me s**t don't you
