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[true_blue_69]

This is a little ditty that my 14 year old nephew taught me. He actually wanted me to chant it with him at Collingwood matches. I declined his offer!

You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
You crap on your carpet, you pee in your bath,
You have sex with your sister, and think its a laugh,
The teeth in your mouth are extremely rare
You wear pink ugg boots and have peroxided hair,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too ****ing thick

heheheeehheheheeh

priceless

 

[mightymightyblues]

This is a little ditty that my 14 year old nephew taught me. He actually wanted me to chant it with him at Collingwood matches. I declined his offer!

You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
You crap on your carpet, you pee in your bath,
You have sex with your sister, and think its a laugh,
The teeth in your mouth are extremely rare
You wear pink ugg boots and have peroxided hair,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too ****ing thick

That is called 'In your Liverpool slums' that Mainly the Man United and Chelsea supporters chant at Liverpool games. Trust me I would know, I am a huge Man U supporter and this is one of my favorite chants
The correct version is though..

You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think its a treat
In your Liverpool Slums, In your Liverpool Slums.

You sh*t on the carpet, you piss in the bath
You finger your gran and you think it's a laugh
In your Liverpool slums, in your Liverpool slums.

You speak in an accent exceedingly rare
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair
In your Liverpool Slums In your Liverpool Slums

Your mums on the game and your dads in the nick
You can't get a job because your too fu**ing thick
In your Liverpool Slums, In your Liverpool Slums.

I can see the resemblance between Liverpool and Collingwood

 

[Deep Blue]

$#!@#, what vitriol! Don't worry, I can take the flak! It was only tongue in cheek. Maybe I'll just stick with "Go Blues!"

 

[Bluebear]

I'm sticking with
"meat pies , sausage rolls c'mon Carlton kick me a goal"

Is that what you were chanting?

FFS people.....Lance wasn't injured at all !!!!!!

He was just distracted!

Damn it, now you've ruined a career. I hope you're satisfied.

 

[thylacine60]

$#!@#, what vitriol! Don't worry, I can take the flak! It was only tongue in cheek. Maybe I'll just stick with "Go Blues!"

Good idea, fella. All good and really, you haven't arrived till you've been publicly flayed on BF. Welcome.

 

[Gold Member]

This is a little ditty that my 14 year old nephew taught me. He actually wanted me to chant it with him at Collingwood matches. I declined his offer!

You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
You crap on your carpet, you pee in your bath,
You have sex with your sister, and think its a laugh,
The teeth in your mouth are extremely rare
You wear pink ugg boots and have peroxided hair,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too ****ing thick

Nice. Funny cos its true.

 

[Bee]

That is called 'In your Liverpool slums' that Mainly the Man United and Chelsea supporters chant at Liverpool games. Trust me I would know, I am a huge Man U supporter and this is one of my favorite chants
The correct version is though..

You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think its a treat
In your Liverpool Slums, In your Liverpool Slums.

You sh*t on the carpet, you piss in the bath
You finger your gran and you think it's a laugh
In your Liverpool slums, in your Liverpool slums.

You speak in an accent exceedingly rare
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair
In your Liverpool Slums In your Liverpool Slums

Your mums on the game and your dads in the nick
You can't get a job because your too fu**ing thick
In your Liverpool Slums, In your Liverpool Slums.

I can see the resemblance between Liverpool and Collingwood

Yeah, I knew it was originally from a soccer chant with a few modifications. Wasn't sure which club it originated from though.
I suppose when you think about it you can take a lot of those soccer chants, change the words a bit and fit them into AFL clubs. Especially Collingwood.

 

[SOLAK]

well this is another soccer chant but i changed it to suit Carlton


-whos the greatest team the world has ever seen
ITS CAAAARLTON!!! ....... CAAAAARLTON FC!!!!!!!!!
is the fckn greatest team the world has ever seen
and its called CAAARLTON......CARRRLTON FC!!!
is the fck greatest team!!

this song was taken by the soccer club arsenal this is how it would sound like in a match

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQDQe9K0YoI

they sing it ARRRSENALL!!! ARSENAL FC!!!

it sounds great

 

[Beloved]

We could start a traditional soccer chant.

GIVE ME SOMETHING, GIVE ME SOMETHING, GIVE ME SOMETHING OUT OF THIS!

 

[Beloved]

This is a little ditty that my 14 year old nephew taught me. He actually wanted me to chant it with him at Collingwood matches. I declined his offer!

You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
You crap on your carpet, you pee in your bath,
You have sex with your sister, and think its a laugh,
The teeth in your mouth are extremely rare
You wear pink ugg boots and have peroxided hair,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too ****ing thick

Your 14 year old nephews pretty awesome.

 

[Blueinblood]

we are navy blue
we are white
the blues are Fuc**n dynamite