Flogstradamus #1 Pick Jason Horne-Francis: "I already feel like a loser."

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Likely No.1 pick Jason Horne-Francis already feels like a North Melbourne player

Jason Horne-Francis is the firm favourite to be the first player picked in the 2021 AFL national draft. He said he is coping with the attention and hype.

www.theage.com.au

Jason Horne-Francis admits it is difficult not to already think of himself as a North Melbourne player.

"I started regularly challenging my old man to games of billiards in the pool room. He whips me something shocking & getting used to losing will be super handy at Norf."

"By striving to reach my potential I hope to achieve a splendidly above-average career of obscurity like my hero Brad Cunnington."

"If the boys are as unimaginative with my nickname as they were with LDU I'll change my name (again) to Horne-Powderpuff so they call me Hollowpoint."

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Can I choose the final option even though I don't support Norf?

 

[barnrokn]

 

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Can I choose the final option even though I don't support Norf?

So you're hinting Cousin Brad was the reason Norf's been virtually incapable of developing elite talent* post-Carey?

Because I happen to think the intrinsic mediocrity of the club's kulcha is the real culprit (that and the lack of professional infrastructure)






*thanks again for Josh Gibson & David Hale btw

 

[FISTO]

If Norf released a babes of Norf calendar I feel like sooz would get a run.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

So you're hinting Cousin Brad was the reason Norf's been virtually incapable of developing elite talent* post-Carey?

Because I happen to think the intrinsic mediocrity of the club's kulcha is the real culprit (that and the lack of professional infrastructure)






*thanks again for Josh Gibson & David Hale btw

No, I just find Sooz attractive

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

If Norf released a babes of Norf calendar I feel like sooz would get a run.

Sooz, Boomers Mrs, Stevos Mrs, Dani Laidley.
Need another 8 months to fill.

 

[Ronnie Baby]

JHF will pull Norf above Hawf on the ladder in ‘22

 

[NetworkNerd]

You mean #3 pick

Why not make Collingwood/Bulldogs suffer and give up more points....

 

[subaru]

Sooz, Boomers Mrs, Stevos Mrs, Dani Laidley.
Need another 8 months to fill.

Laidley
Forgot all about him … her … whatever
NTTAWWT

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I like a Norf shithousery thread as much as anyone, but this is a pretty piss poor effort and I am embarrassed for the OP

 

[Jazny]

Likely No.1 pick Jason Horne-Francis already feels like a North Melbourne player

Jason Horne-Francis is the firm favourite to be the first player picked in the 2021 AFL national draft. He said he is coping with the attention and hype.

www.theage.com.au

Why is this 2021 Hawfie so upset about our Beloved North Melbourne?

Oh wait, I remember?

Tarryn pounces for a late goal (Round 9, 2021)

Tarryn Thomas makes the most of a Hawthorn turnover to give the Roos an 11-point lead late in the last quarter.

www.nmfc.com.au

 

[Tiger Outcast]

Why is this 2021 Hawfie so upset about our Beloved North Melbourne?

Oh wait, I remember?

Tarryn pounces for a late goal (Round 9, 2021)

Tarryn Thomas makes the most of a Hawthorn turnover to give the Roos an 11-point lead late in the last quarter.

www.nmfc.com.au

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Sooz, Boomers Mrs, Stevos Mrs, Dani Laidley.
Need another 8 months to fill.

 

[Tiger Outcast]

Is that Jerry Springer?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Getting Nafan Noflags Figjam vibes off this flog.
Comparing himself to Voss and Dangerflog.

Can you believe the tickets on this muppet ?

Nort will sap any amount of talent or confidence this kid has anyway, just like they did with Lachie Hansen, and Robert Scott's Son.

#NorfWhereTalentedYoufComesToDie

 

[Doggies1972]

Sooz, Boomers Mrs, Stevos Mrs, Dani Laidley.
Need another 8 months to fill.

Some of those arses will need more than one calendar page each.

 

[Frank Thring]

Getting Nafan Noflags Figjam vibes off this flog.
Comparing himself to Voss and Dangerflog.

Can you believe the tickets on this muppet ?

Nort will sap any amount of talent or confidence this kid has anyway, just like they did with Lachie Hansen, and Robert Scott's Son.

#NorfWhereTalentedYoufComesToDie

Could be worse, Scott and Hansen could have been as shit as Dow.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Could be worse, Scott and Hansen could have been as sh*t as Dow.

Dow will be a big improver under VTB. Take that to the bank.

 

[Frank Thring]

Dow will be a big improver under VTB. Take that to the bank.

Yeah I'm smelling what you're cooking, another false dawn

 

[Pistol Night]

Dow will be a big improver under VTB. Take that to the bank.

The manager told me to **** off as they don't accept predictions as legal tender

 

[Lockyer24]

How did we get #1 with #4. ????

 

[brett15]

Why is this 2021 Hawfie so upset about our Beloved North Melbourne?

Oh wait, I remember?

Tarryn pounces for a late goal (Round 9, 2021)

Tarryn Thomas makes the most of a Hawthorn turnover to give the Roos an 11-point lead late in the last quarter.

www.nmfc.com.au

What was the final score of that match? I can't be bothered looking it up but something about it seems to have rustled the OP's jimmys

 

[Mofra]

How did we get #1 with #4. ????

Pick 1 and pick 2 in successive years or GTFO

 

[Frank Thring]

How did we get #1 with #4. ????

You didn't.