AlecDuncan
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Y'all,
Sorry if this is a bore, but I thought I'd provide a recap on Monday night's AGM as none has appeared in the media.
After the meetings of 2002, I'm beginning to realise that AGMs are generally ugly any year you win a wooden spoon. I'm also realising that a sizeable minority of any footy club's members are loud-mouthed boneheads.
But I got to sit next to Syd Jackson. Happy.
Monday was a long way from the vicious rancor of that first utensil, but spoons tend to make people p1ss and moan about stupid little things when in better years they couldn't give a fig.
Deaths in the family were announced. All before my years on the press box hill but duly noted.
A life membership was awarded to Alec Spencer who has been a member since 1928 and has dedicated his retirement to the club's mail room for over a decade. At least I know what I can do when I retire. A guy like this reminds me of the amazing selfless people who prop up all clubs, and really contrasted with the entitlement syndrome to come. Big Red also got a life membership, now he just needs that McDonalds life membership.
The more articulate (& more often) did manage to ask questions that were beyond the usual "Why hasn't the board made me rich and beautiful" variety, or even "Why is Fevola so crap when he needs surgery?", which is what one tool's efforts amounted to. Oh, and get this, someone effectively abused Michael Malouf for signing Marc Murphy. We should be able to slap people like this once, very hard.
The date of the AGM - 27th March is getting late compared to other clubs. You probably need to buy a 2006 membership to attend the 2005 AGM which really is not done. I'm guessing the real reason to delay the AGM is to allow the pain from the splinters to recede. In any case, it's not good enough. 2005 should be wrapped up by the knell of the calendar, not the week of the new season.
Promotion. Of course it's difficult for any club to control the press it receives, and Sticks knows, we've had some bad. However, lack of promotion seems to be a recurring problem. For instance, the unfortunately rescheduled family day early March. The original day was washed out by storms, and the rescheduling was non-promoted to the point where even your correspondent who was at the Port practice match was completely unaware that an event was scheduled for afterwards. All it took was some posters and sticky tape guys. Hell - butchers paper, a texta and sticky tape.
We got a new director on the board. Marketer Greg Lee replacing former director Chris Pavlou. John Valmorbida squeaked home by 7 votes over Marcus Clarke. Start marketing Greg.
The main business to be resolved was a resolution put to the voting members. It comprised of several indivisible changes to the constitution, mainly charity/sports-club taxation related, which given our recent problems, is very important.
However, it also included a change to the quorum required for the AGM from 200 down to 25. It was enough to arc many up. Hey, they can't hold AGMs in secret. Just attend if you're worried about it. It's not like the die-hards who were in such dismay that night won't be at every meeting anyway. As it happens, I can remember Elliot complaining about insufficient voting members at meetings, so it's not like it's a unique perception among boards.
Voting rights have changed in recent years. Before you had to specially register to vote - separate to buying a membership. Now once you've registered to vote, you stay eligible as long as you're a financial member. This is a huge improvement, but it's amazing how many people forget to do it that one time and then bitch about their "rights" afterwards.
Anyway, the resolution passed.
Two & a quarter hours later we were saved by a precocious 10yo who asked the board if he could sing the club song. Simple really. Song sung. Meeting adjourned.
Sorry if this is a bore, but I thought I'd provide a recap on Monday night's AGM as none has appeared in the media.
After the meetings of 2002, I'm beginning to realise that AGMs are generally ugly any year you win a wooden spoon. I'm also realising that a sizeable minority of any footy club's members are loud-mouthed boneheads.
But I got to sit next to Syd Jackson. Happy.
Monday was a long way from the vicious rancor of that first utensil, but spoons tend to make people p1ss and moan about stupid little things when in better years they couldn't give a fig.
Deaths in the family were announced. All before my years on the press box hill but duly noted.
A life membership was awarded to Alec Spencer who has been a member since 1928 and has dedicated his retirement to the club's mail room for over a decade. At least I know what I can do when I retire. A guy like this reminds me of the amazing selfless people who prop up all clubs, and really contrasted with the entitlement syndrome to come. Big Red also got a life membership, now he just needs that McDonalds life membership.
The more articulate (& more often) did manage to ask questions that were beyond the usual "Why hasn't the board made me rich and beautiful" variety, or even "Why is Fevola so crap when he needs surgery?", which is what one tool's efforts amounted to. Oh, and get this, someone effectively abused Michael Malouf for signing Marc Murphy. We should be able to slap people like this once, very hard.
The date of the AGM - 27th March is getting late compared to other clubs. You probably need to buy a 2006 membership to attend the 2005 AGM which really is not done. I'm guessing the real reason to delay the AGM is to allow the pain from the splinters to recede. In any case, it's not good enough. 2005 should be wrapped up by the knell of the calendar, not the week of the new season.
Promotion. Of course it's difficult for any club to control the press it receives, and Sticks knows, we've had some bad. However, lack of promotion seems to be a recurring problem. For instance, the unfortunately rescheduled family day early March. The original day was washed out by storms, and the rescheduling was non-promoted to the point where even your correspondent who was at the Port practice match was completely unaware that an event was scheduled for afterwards. All it took was some posters and sticky tape guys. Hell - butchers paper, a texta and sticky tape.
We got a new director on the board. Marketer Greg Lee replacing former director Chris Pavlou. John Valmorbida squeaked home by 7 votes over Marcus Clarke. Start marketing Greg.
The main business to be resolved was a resolution put to the voting members. It comprised of several indivisible changes to the constitution, mainly charity/sports-club taxation related, which given our recent problems, is very important.
However, it also included a change to the quorum required for the AGM from 200 down to 25. It was enough to arc many up. Hey, they can't hold AGMs in secret. Just attend if you're worried about it. It's not like the die-hards who were in such dismay that night won't be at every meeting anyway. As it happens, I can remember Elliot complaining about insufficient voting members at meetings, so it's not like it's a unique perception among boards.
Voting rights have changed in recent years. Before you had to specially register to vote - separate to buying a membership. Now once you've registered to vote, you stay eligible as long as you're a financial member. This is a huge improvement, but it's amazing how many people forget to do it that one time and then bitch about their "rights" afterwards.
Anyway, the resolution passed.
Two & a quarter hours later we were saved by a precocious 10yo who asked the board if he could sing the club song. Simple really. Song sung. Meeting adjourned.





