Mod. Notice 2011 Flog of the year

[Stephen Shavedham]

Wow I wonder how it feels to be in an ocean full of w***ers and be plucked from it and crowned the wankiest of them all?

Ask Chris Newman (embarrassed face x17). Captain Blood and Chris Newman, something just doesn't sound right when you say that.

 

[Bombers 2003]

my name isn't burnt chook



I didn't vote for myself I voted byron clanger jackass

its not a multiple choice flog
so this is pure deflection from you voting for yourself as foty

 

[db swannie]

For sheer bloody-minded foolishness in the face of cold hard reality, I should cast my vote for Plugger35. He has demonstrated time and time again what it takes to become a person bereft of reason, an individual so blinded by their own delusions and visions of angular windmills that it takes one's breath away at times.

But a vote for a St Kilda flog is like telling geriatrics in an old people's home that Santa isn't real.

Really a vote for anyone other than a Carlton flog seems like a waste. Either this year, or any other really.

BTW, we need a collective noun for a group of Carlton flogs, then next year we should be able to simply tick the Carlton box, and then we get two weeks off from the lot of them.

An abyss of Carlton flogs perhaps?
A stain of Carlton flogs?

 

[wambat]

Where is Stronzo on this list?

 

[Dan]

BTW, we need a collective noun for a group of Carlton flogs, then next year we should be able to simply tick the Carlton box, and then we get two weeks off from the lot of them.

Very good idea

 

[Bender_]

BTW, we need a collective noun for a group of Carlton flogs, then next year we should be able to simply tick the Carlton box, and then we get two weeks off from the lot of them.

An abyss of Carlton flogs perhaps?
A stain of Carlton flogs?

A "scum"?

 

[Bombers 2003]

wambat
you voted for me because no-one nominated you
if they did,you'd be miles ahead of pooseidon

 

[wambat]

wambat
you voted for me because no-one nominated you
if they did,you'd be miles ahead of pooseidon

I'm Bay13 Royalty Rare Arse.

 

[Gray Day]

Why the hell am I leading this award when twats like this exist?

Sounds like you need to have a good look in the mirror

 

[Bayer_]

and you've got more votes than me

And only because I churned the votes from you (whom I had earlier nominated) to Poseidon, for the lulz. You're a beneficiary of my clout in the Bay, Flogger35.

 

[Bombers 2003]

I'm Bay13 Royalty Rare Arse.

yeah,suuuuuuuuurrre you are

 

[themarkedman72]

is anyone else pitching tent over the thought of a carlton trifecta in the flog awards??

 

[KeilorUnder9s]

Anyone surprised that two cheatankrapespitphedosmagumaston supporters are killing this?

 

[KeilorUnder9s]

is anyone else pitching tent over the thought of a carlton trifecta in the flog awards??

Maybe...

 

[Proud Bogan]

I'm Bay13 Royalty Rare Arse.

Yes, you're in the Royal Court, no doubt.

Jester.

 

[db swannie]

is anyone else pitching tent over the thought of a carlton trifecta in the flog awards??

I certainly am. It does say a lot about not only the club, but the dim-witted, churlish and narcissistic individuals who waste their lives following Carlton.

 

[Plugger35]

And only because I churned the votes from you (whom I had earlier nominated) to Poseidon, for the lulz. You're a beneficiary of my clout in the Bay, Flogger35.

Don't flatter yourself, you're clearly a bigger flog than me.

 

[Jaeger]

Poseidon for sure.

 

[bontshow]

Why the hell am I leading this award when twats like this exist?

Because you're even worse.

A very simple reason actually.

You're a moron.

A moron that thinks he's a genius.

You're gunna need more than shavedham & charcoal to get out of this one, you braindead flog.

 

[Poseidon]

Flogriff is very very upset. I must have forgotten the lube when I did ya

 

[Jaeger]

Flogriff is very very upset. I must have forgotten the lube when I did ya

I mean ****.

You're a massive flog.

 

[db swannie]

A "scum"?

Yet even in scum there is life, albeit in a very simple and rather putrid level. Is it possible to say the same of Carlton flogs? They seem to me to be more simulacra rather than substance, more reflection than mirror, more dirt than garden. In Carlton we find one of the more pejorative (yet accurate) definitions of negative space. They are a permanent absence, seeking to become, to slither out from behind the curtain or beneath the rock, and finally join the living.

 

[Bender_]

Yet even in scum there is life, albeit in a very simple and rather putrid level. Is it possible to say the same of Carlton flogs? They seem to me to be more simulacra rather than substance, more reflection than mirror, more dirt than garden. In Carlton we find one of the more pejorative (yet accurate) definitions of negative space. They are a permanent absence, seeking to become, to slither out from behind the curtain or beneath the rock, and finally join the living.

Perhaps a "phlegm" - repulsive crapulence that requires expulsion?

 

[bontshow]

Flogriff is very very upset. I must have forgotten the lube when I did ya

Yes, I am very very upset. I'm upset that a flog like you hasn't been permabanned for shit posting.

At least in the days of the terror squad your stupid childish dribble would be locked or fail binned. These days, you seem to be able to carry on as you wish and pollute the Bay unyielded.

No longer. The carbon tax is here, and the pollution will be cut. I hope you enjoy your ban, so much so that you never come back

 

[Poseidon]

Yes, I am very very upset. I'm upset that a flog like you hasn't been permabanned for shit posting.

At least in the days of the terror squad your stupid childish dribble would be locked or fail binned. These days, you seem to be able to carry on as you wish and pollute the Bay unyielded.

No longer. The carbon tax is here, and the pollution will be cut. I hope you enjoy your ban, so much so that you never come back

Oh, I'll be back. Next season I will begin a new initiative, a weekly target. Every week I will attack a specific poster and their club and bring them to tears. You will be my first