Retired #420: Dyle Longfark - Legalise it!

[Mr Mojo Risin]

The AFL in it's infinite wisdom have allowed us special permission to include another player on our list.

Welcome to Essendon Dyle!

From all accounts Dyle is a big bodied inside mid who can play forward, just what we've been crying out for and John Worsfold could not be happier!

Reports suggest he is exactly the kind of player Essendon need given the failed experiment with Kyle Langford, who mysteriously disappeared just weeks ago. When asked about the disappearance Worsfold played with a straight bat, however most the media present noticed a small smirk from the Essendon coach.

Dyle when speaking to the media said he is looking forward to playing his role for the team but stressed that it will take time for him to fit into the team.

Looks like a good find, I personally can't wait to see him play!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Happy with this signing.

We should play him in the VFL first and rack up 30 disposals week in week out before we're sure we're never going to bring him in.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

 

[DERO]

Can see him captaining Collingwood's reserves one day.

 

[84859300]

Do we play him forward, or back??

 

[Mr Mojo Risin]

Do we play him forward, or back??

Midfield apparently where the club has asked him to play. Desperately needed too since that guy named Langford couldn’t do anything right.

 

[DapperJong]

This made me laugh a lot.

 

[Halloween Jack]

Good emergency option

 

[DapperDon]

Literally looked at thread title and thought, wow never heard of this bloke wonder what he's like.

Top Shelf!

 

[Nuggs Bunny]

MMM and SEN will probably mention this tomorrow morning, and be fully serious about it.

 

[DapperDon]

Also just claimed him as my boy.

 

[VelvetSledge]

"Dyle Longfark"

I absolutely pissed myself. Tears streaming down my face.

Absolute quality, great effort

 

[Mr Mojo Risin]

Literally looked at thread title and thought, wow never heard of this bloke wonder what he's like.

Top Shelf!

He’s pretty dreamy apparently. I heard Bellchambers isn’t happy with his recruitment.

 

[Doss]

I hear he models his game on some shithead called Fathan Nyfe.

 

[eth-dog]

Have seen this guy a few times. Some rate him as a forward but his ball winning ability in the midfield is what sets him apart at VFL level.

 

[hotkorma]

Get Longfarked! What a great pick up.

 

[TheBrightSide]

BT’s favourite new player.

 

[DERO]

Should have taken Boekhurst.

 

[BrunoV]

Also just claimed him as my boy.

Should give eth-dog the chance.

I think Dyle has links to Coburg.

 

[kelvin_sheedy]

Problem with Dyle is it takes him too Longfark en to dispose of the ball.

 

[hotkorma]

Problem with Dyle is it takes him too Longfark en to dispose of the ball.

LOL

 

[Mr Mojo Risin]

Have seen this guy a few times. Some rate him as a forward but his ball winning ability in the midfield is what sets him apart at VFL level.

D_P_S, MightyDons4 or WEEVZ have you got anymore information on him?

 

[eth-dog]

Should give eth-dog the chance.

I think Dyle has links to Coburg.

Played 3 games as 23rd man in his draft year, gathered 7 and 12 touches in the first two being played out of position as a 3rd tall forward but got 22 disposals, 8 clearances and a goal in the third one playing through the middle. Disappointed to miss out on the great man, but like Hartley and Saad before him, will be a great servant for the club.

 

[Blind Turn]

You guys have gone way too early on this guy. He’ll just be another munt who gets Essendoned in his development. I know Dyle’s mother intimately and she told me in her sleep that Dyle is her one true love. Make of that what you will.

 

[fairbump_playon]

It will take ages to teach him the running patterns for small defender. Will be worth it in the end though.