Media 500ney

[Senor M]

 

[big_icky]

Headless it appeared that you misspelt cooney's name in the title.

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FYI it's " cooney "

 

[Headless]

thewizardmelon did it.

 

[thewizardmelon]

thewizardmelon did it.

What’s a 500ney? Is it this?

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

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I don't mean to be crass, but Sweet's most admired poster cooney plays game #500 this very weekend.

Here are some things you should know about cooney.

• cooney debuted all the way back in Season 10, and has now played the 13th most games in the history of the competition.
• cooney has won All-Sweet FA selection twice - in Seasons 10 and 12. cooney has played in a variety of positions, dominating from ruck, to full-forward, to the midfield. cooney is currently getting the job done at centre half-forward.
• cooney is remarkably consistent, having played in at least 13 games in every season to date since debuting. I'd also contend that cooney is the most consistent match-thread poster in the history of the league.
• cooney was briefly the captain of the Mount Buller Demons, but has been a leader for a long-time, setting the tone with an ever-enduring presence.
• cooney won the Mobbs Medal in Season 13, and has played in three premierships with the Mount Buller Demons (Seasons, 18, 26, 31).
• In Season 19, Round 10, cooney kicked nine goals in a match against the Swamprats. cooney's career-high disposal count is also against the Swamprats (38 disposals - Season 20, Round 9).
• Players like Headless (473), cats2rise (362), Van_Dyke (312), and sante (268) have played the most games with cooney.
• cooney's beloved catchphrase, "wooooo!", is universally considered Sweet's most iconic line. Players from all over Sweet adopt the phrase to denote excitement and love. cooney truly has always been a trend-setter.

cooney, it has been an absolute pleasure playing alongside you for the last decade and a half. I'm sure the league will join the Demons in this thread to congratulate you on a mammoth milestone!

Many thanks to Sweet FA+.

Yes go cooney

 

[spudmaster]

Well done cooney

This.
Congrats cooney on the lifer badge. 500 is some serious longevity. Woooo.

I hope the Dees get up for you on Sunday.

But not this.

 

[cooney]

It’s been a pleasure with you all

 

[cats2rise]

ok.

This is awkward.

I thought you said claims.

 

[Chipmunk]

Congrats mate

 

[sante]

Anyone else think cooney is sexy

 

[Van_Dyke]

Love your work corndog

 

[DemonJim]

YAS coondawg!

 

[nahnah]

Good

 

[nahnah]

Job

 

[Braklet]

Congrats on your big old thing, cooney!

Oh, and on your 500th as well. Holy sheepdip, that # of games seems impossible in this day and age of doping and injuries!

 

[cooney]

Anyone else think cooney is sexy

You’re sexy

 

[Scythe94]

Love ya, wooney

 

[cooney]

Woooooo

 

[Gralin]

Sources close to the team tell me the Dees are fired up for the match this week