AFL Player 7: Indefatigable Zach Merrett - Stepping down as captain for 2026

[King Patty]

Best case scenario for me is;
1. Merrett requests a trade to a different club
2. Hawks lose round 1 and it costs them a top 8 spot.
3. Essendon play Hawthorn in the first elimination final ever and win, Mitchell punches a hole in the wall.

 

[astrowizzle]

Best case scenario for me is;
1. Merrett requests a trade to a different club
2. Hawks lose round 1 and it costs them a top 8 spot.
3. Essendon play Hawthorn in the first elimination final ever and win, Mitchell punches a hole in the wall.

Mitchell couldn't punch a hole in a wet paper bag

 

[dank420_]

They're gonna bond over being short kings who need ruckmen to reach the tabasco on the top shelf.