Competitions A Lighter Side Of Tigerland

[TheLoungeLizard]

Hey Tigarians,

I feel the board is a little low recently, so lets have a bit of fun and post a few jokes, maybe some look alikes and just get a laugh out of us.
Richmond jokes, Collingwood jokes any jokes.
Keep in mind, there are probably kids on here...

Right, I'll kick it off.

What has 50 legs and 3 teeth?
The front row of the Collingwood cheer squad.

 

[Crumden]

A bit of an oldy but just as appropriate today, (just replace Buckley with Cloke.)

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6971326&postcount=9

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

A bit of an oldy but just as appropriate today, (just replace Buckley with Cloke.)

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6971326&postcount=9

Ahahahahahahaha, you gotta love that one.

 

[Bojangles17]

was cackin myself over this one my daughter told me ....

heard what happened at the laundramat last night.......



















2 shirts were held up by 3 clothes pegs

 

[Moreaux]

How do you know a Collingwood supporter invented the toothbrush?














Any other supporter and it would have been called a teethbrush

 

[the ranger]

How do you know a Collingwood supporter invented the toothbrush?

Any other supporter and it would have been called a teethbrush

My kids love that one!

Q. What do Essendon supporters use for birth control?
A. Their personalities

Q. Two Carlton supporters jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society

Q. What do you call a thirty year old female Collingwood supporter?
A. Granny

Q. What do you call a Collingwood supporter in a suit?
A. The defendant

Q. What do you call a female Collingwood fan in a tracksuit?
A. The bride

Q. What do Collingwood supporters and sperm have in common?
A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being

 

[The Rusty Trombone]

Q) We aren't there any asprins in the jungle?

A) Parrots eat em all!

Q) How do you get a nun pregnant?

A) ..................

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

Ahahahahaha, I lov them guys, I might even borrow a few and crack them out at my Pies mates.

I'm gllad to see people have gotten into the spirit of this too.
Anyone got any tiger player look alikes or tiger jokes? (Of course all in light heart)

 

[Tiger_Stripes]

What do you have when you've got a Dons and a Blues supporter buried to their necks in concrete?


..not enough concrete


On a non-AFL joke:

What do you call a black man flying a plane?


..a pilot you racist


Another...

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?



....about halfway

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

What happened to the Essendon supporter when the nasty coach disagreed with the w***er?
A. He cried
what happened to the Essendon supporter when the umpire blew the whistle?
A.He cried
I've got heaps!! Made em up!

 

[MightyTiger]

I found this amusing.

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[TimeFor11]

A man with no arms and legs lay on the beach by himself when 3 lookers went past. Feeling sorry for him the 1st lady asked u ever been hugged? No he replied so she hugs him.

Second girl goes by have u ever been kissed? No he says and she kisses him.

Third girl asks you ever been f****d? He says no to which she replies you will be soon the tides coming in.

 

[TJTIGER]

A bit of an oldy but just as appropriate today, (just replace Buckley with Cloke.)

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6971326&postcount=9

A very good laugh that!!

 

[1980GFVideo]

I found this amusing.

So did I until I realised that the subject of mock humour was a team that had beaten us the last two times we have played them.