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[cammo84]

Anytime you have to give a sperm sample, don't do as Cmarsh did. Just take your girlfriend with you and have her spit in the cup.

What happens if your girlfriend still has residue from the last guy in her mouth?

 

[I bleed Blue]

Abstaining from release is unhealthy.

No fap is fine...so long as you're smashing teh box.

Have only fapped twice since Christmas.

Currently in that "can't keep your hands off each other stage" with the new missez.

 

[SugarShane]

Abstaining from release is unhealthy.

No fap is fine...so long as you're smashing teh box.

If you're not playing, you gotta practice, right?

 

[The_Answer3]

If you're not playing, you gotta practice, right?

No point getting called off the bench and not being able to run out the last quarter.

 

[DirtySanchezWCE]

No point getting called off the bench and not being able to run out the last quarter.

Thread won

 

[alter_ego]

A friend of mine says that he has never done it once, for religious reasons. One of those "no sex before marriage" types too.

Of course, this is within a social group where the rules of wider society don't seem to apply, for example people actually getting out of the friendzone.....

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

No point getting called off the bench and not being able to run out the last quarter.

The sub rule is handy for those who can't run out a full game.

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

* Looks up Shania Twain's "Still the One" *

Haha, the thing is - it really isn't a film clip that would be worth fapping to. Shania doesn't really give much away in it. I think it was just a perfect storm of my hair-trigger teenage penis, my overflowing balls and Shania's sweet voice - I'm fairly sure it was the first time I felt love. I remember I was so disappointed when I woke up on Nanna's couch and not on the beach with my darling Shania.....also very disappointed that my load was in my pants and not in my darling Shania... .. ...I think I should probably head over to the "ever felt this way about a celeb" thread just now.

 

[St 07]

Fapping gives me relief from all the monstrous fantasys involving my Bosses fat, unhealthy bogan daughter who is on site all the time for whatever reason.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

This is me right now. Got some vintage erotica up on the screen (really enjoying these 50's bushes) to help me get going but I'm mostly just bored, not aroused.

pr0n from the 50s... Or women in their 50s?

 

[Roobs321]

Hmm.

But is this like a societal thing? If girls aren't lying and generally don't have "the best fun you can have on your own" like blokes, is that because they reckon it's gross or weird?

Or am I massive sexist.

Entirely hormonal, as I stated earlier. I've experienced both sex drives.

 

[Roobs321]

I had to go a number of days without to give a sperm sample a few months ago. It was hard. I tried to go to a peak and then stopping before the ejaculation happened just to get some kind of pleasure. This was a big mistake as I discovered since it actually gave me pain in my balls.

The day came that I had to give the sample, so I got the best quality pr0n I could muster. Geez that was a relief! The funny part was I had had to keep the sample warm before it was examined, so I drove down to the lab with the sample between my legs. That was an uncomfortable experience. When I got out, I wrapped the speciman jar tightly in a plastic bag to save the awkward looks from passers by.

Seriously, at least in that context, fapping abstainence is more trouble than what it's worth.

I did something similar at an IVF clinic about 3 years ago. It's pretty awesome, you get your own room with a bar fridge, mags, big tv with pr0n to choose from, and a sofa. You can stay there all day if you like. It's not even awkward lol, because you feel there is a purpose/reason you are doing it.

Since I was planning to start HRT basically the second I left the appointment (which makes you sterile within weeks), and this was going to be my only access to biological children in the future, I made sure not to masturbate for a fortnight beforehand. Ended up with 30 healthy samples (from the 1 sample), so took my hormones and never looked back. Only issue is that cryogenic storage costs about $150-200 at least per annum, and occasionally you have nightmares about the machines losing power, rendering me incapable of children.

 

[Roobs321]

When I first joined the Army reserves I didn't fap for a month during recruit training. On the train (V-Line) back from NSW to Vic I fapped twice in the dunnys. Got home and smashed the missez 6 times over the next 10 hours.

Twas a grand day.

Yeah, when living in a room of 6 and not having much alone time (if any), you dont really think about it in initial recruit training. Also, since cleaning the shower grates was a daily cleaning task, it really turned me off for a while

 

[BotsMaster]

Longest I've gone without was around 3 weeks (high school contest). Resulted in me blowing a massive load in my pants one afternoon as I slept on my grandparents' couch, dreaming of Shania Twain in her film clip for 'Still The One'. Nanna was doing a crossword on the next couch over. Never again.

Did Nanna find out?

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

Did Nanna find out?

When I woke up she said - "Help me out here TheWoodenSlug. 3 letters; deriving sexual gratification during sleep; something dream..."

But seriously, it's not something that I have ever felt comfortable asking her and, if she did, I don't think she would really want to bring it up either.

Just one of those things that I will never know. I always wondered if people make a sound during a wet dream?!?? I hope not.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Don't think I have ever had a wet dream. Not sure if that's abnormal or not -.-

 

[Mooster7]

Don't think I have ever had a wet dream. Not sure if that's abnormal or not -.-

I always thought a wet dream or nocturnal emission was a euphemism for having a toss. More of an invention so that when they seperate the young male and female students in health class so as to have "the talk" they can tell you that masturbation is normal without actually talking about masturbation. Other than in this very thread I 've never heard of a dude who actually blew ballast in his sleep. Congrats.

I think I was in 7th Grade when we had that "talk" in our class. The health teacher explained the wet dream to us young men and said something like, "It's the body's way of relieving itself of excess semen production. Just remember it's normal and absolutely nothing to be ashamed about." I remember thinking, "That sounds like a horribly messy thing to have happen. I don't want it happening to me. I'm going to start jerking off twice as much."

 

[Tiff]

I've never even entertained the idea of considering trying to abstain. It would be dangerous for me.

I rub one out at least once a day, but that's a rarity. 75% of the time I'm twice a day. Morning and night. Like brushing my teeth.

I have a girlfriend and we still have sex about 3-4 times a week.

If I miss a day, I can feel my blood boiling, I leak pre-cum and have perma-boner.

 

[Tiff]

The wet dream posts just reminded me.

I never had a wet dream as a young fella but there was a period a couple of years ago where I think I went like three days or so.

Woke myself humping the bed in a gooey mess. Was dreaming of this Korean girl I fingered in high school.

Was so stoked I had a wet dream. Massive moment.

 

[The_Answer3]

The sub rule is handy for those who can't run out a full game.

Wouldn't be a fan of being handed the red vest mid coitus myself.

I'm going to overtime

 

[I bleed Blue]

Only had about 2 or 3 wet dreams in my short 25 years of life.

They are very vivid dreams and you definatly know you are cuming.

They make quite a mess though.

 

[SugarShane]

The sub rule is handy for those who can't run out a full game.

You run the risk of being played out of position though.

 

[MrNatural]

When i was in my high school virgin years, i would regularly abstain in the lead up to a big weekend, or a party, on the off chance i may get a root. Never did mind you, so my Saturday nights coming home drunk and lonely, usually ending in a fap to relieve my frustrations.
These days, i find it incredibly difficult to go any longer than a day. It almost becomes painful if i go longer than a day.
I can't concentrate, and then i have weird dreams about girls from my past, sometimes resulting in a wet dream. Although, i cant recall the last time this happened.
From my experience, females don't seem to understand us and our urges. My mrs' regularly refers to us males, as "dogs" because of our natural desire to procreate.
I probably should abstain from pr0n use when fapping, because i feel its had a negative affect on my sex life, i have tried to abstain, but its quite difficult. It's my addiction

 

[Tiff]

Depends on the girl MrNatural.

If you're naturally kinky as ****, and your missus isn't, you're going to reach out.

If your missus is a nympho you'll find you'd never use pr0n, unless it was together.

 

[Jimi]

I've been toying with the idea of giving up pr0n for a while.
I was back in Adelaide last week and catching up with a stunner who I used to work with, muchos tequilas later I'm at her place but the afterparty didn't go quite as well as either of us were hoping if you catch my drift. Now I'm 95% sure it was alcohol related, but in the back of my mind there's this thought that if I hadn't spent 30 minutes the day before beating off to a Belladonna interracial fisting video I could have focused a lot more on the job at hand.
Any thoughts on how too much pr0n can ruin normal sex for blokes