Adelaide Crows jokes!

[Kickpuncher]

Q:Who wins if 2 Crows players jump off a cliff
A:Society


Q:While your driveing you see a crows player riding a bike why dont you run them over?
A:Because it could be your bike.

 

[ShearMagic9]

Q:Who wins if 2 Crows players jump off a cliff
A:Society


Q:While your driveing you see a crows player riding a bike why dont you run them over?
A:Because it could be your bike.

Mate, they're a rip off of the very same jokes we have about you.

And its far more likely that a power player/supporter would steal a bike, everyone knows that.

 

[mark73]

Q:Who wins if 2 Crows players jump off a cliff
A:Society

That joke is a rip off of;

Q: If a tall pom and a short pom fell off a tall building who'd hit the ground first?

A: Who cares

Old as old.

 

[Glenno23]

Same as:

Q:If you have 1000 Port Power supporters up to their necks in sand, what do you have?

A: Not enough sand

 

[Warwick]

Q:While your driveing you see a crows player riding a bike why dont you run them over?
A:Because it could be your bike.

That's a bit rich coming from a Power supporter isn't it?

 

[Butane]

I enjoyed them

 

[Damp Squarie]

I enjoyed them

Yeah but not quite as funny as 97,98 eh!

 

[port_power_freak]

Yeah but not quite as funny as 97,98 eh!

but almost as funny as 06 prem final 26 pnt lead 3qtr time, eh?

 

[RoosterLad]

but almost as funny as 06 prem final 26 pnt lead 3qtr time, eh?

Great post but you really are clueless.

 

[raikkonen]

but almost as funny as 06 prem final 26 pnt lead 3qtr time, eh?

Or missing a set shot from the goal square

First and only question on a PA quiz: "what is your name?"
Power fan: "Excuse me, what does this say?"

 

[Monkster]

What do you call 10,000 Crows supporters chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A bloody good start.

 

[Stevewest58]

Mate, they're a rip off of the very same jokes we have about you.

And its far more likely that a power player/supporter would steal a bike, everyone knows that.

And all of the Port Power jokes are rip offs of aboriginal jokes anyway!!!!

 

[Stromageddon]

Mate, they're a rip off of the very same jokes we have about you.

And its far more likely that a power player/supporter would steal a bike, everyone knows that.

Crows have more fair weather supporters (that can't name 5 players). Chances to steal bikes have risen.

 

[Stromageddon]

So a Crows supporter turns up to a game ready to watch the team conjured in a courtroom, the Camries, play. They commence knitting, and yell out farcical two or three word game plans.