Advice for life

[Matt-Clippers]

With a nod to Chris Rock.

If a woman tells you shes 20, and looks 16, shes 12.
If she tells you shes 26, and looks 26, Shes Damn Near 40!

If a homeless person has a funny sign,
He hasnt been homeless that long.
A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny.

If a girl has a pierced tongue,
She'll probably suck your ****

If a guy has a pierced tongue,
He'll probably suck your ****

Heres a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarius-You're Gonna Die!
Capricorn-You're Gonna Die!
Gemini-You're Gonna Die TWICE!
Leo-You're Gonna Die!
Scorpio-You're Gonna Die ****in!

No one goes to Hooters for wings.

If you've been dating a man for 4 months,
And you havent met any of his friends yet,
You Are Not His Girlfriend!

Some of the things I said may not apply to you.
Some of the things I said may offend you
But no matter who you are,
You must remember this one thing:
No matter what a stripper says,
There Is No Sex In The Champagne Room! NONE!

 

[Oh Furious One]

Originally posted by Matt-Clippers
If a girl has a pierced tongue,
She'll probably suck your **** [/B]

That is so true some people wouldnt beleive it.

 

[P_D]

Sorry, gotta disagree with that one...
coz as a generalisation, I'm going to say that a chick with a tongue stud is more than likely to be interested in other chicks with tongue studs

 

[BomberGal]

Re: Re: Advice for life

Originally posted by Denoz03
That is so true some people wouldnt beleive it.

Gotta agree with you. As much as I love my friend who has a tongue ring...well...she gets around.