Advice wanted

[Dave Omsby]

Help me out please . I've got a 2007 AFL Grand Final Port Adelaide hat .
I don't know what to do with it .
I can't wear it .
Shall I burn it .
It was given to me by a mate who didn't want it and it was given to him by the guy who bought it but he didn't want it either .
I'm a bit superstitious and don't want to do the wrong thing so I'd appreciate any feedback .
Maybe a ritual burning after we win the flag

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Don't **** your best mates mum.

 

[TheFVK]

Grate it up and incorporate it into your bolognese. It's the only way.

 

[Del80659]

Wear it to the crows home showdown, when the fans see it they'll be so confused and giddy they'll be sick

 

[OneGreatClub]

R u sure you're not a troll?

 

[Boxx]

There will be plenty of Cow fu**s that would love to get their hands on it - it needs to be destroyed!

 

[Us against the rest]

Just don't wear it in public.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Right so I guess I should have read the op not just the thread title.

 

[Kickpuncher]

Get it altered to 2017 for when we win the flag this year

 

[Alyx]

Help me out please . I've got a 2007 AFL Grand Final Port Adelaide hat .

Frame it, together with newspaper clippings, a photograph of the scoreboard that day, and a piece of black tarp, and place it up for auction.

Share the auction with the Adelaide Crows supporter base. For greater success, target those who frequent anti-Port Adelaide Facebook pages.

???

Profit.

 

[Powerstufff]

Help me out please . I've got a 2007 AFL Grand Final Port Adelaide hat .
I don't know what to do with it ....

Sell it to a rich Geelong fan with a sense of humour. I wish I'd had it when I went over for the recent game and all the stuff at the ground (much more than on TV) was about that GF. I'd have come home $100 richer.

 

[Dylan8]

wear it ironically

 

[Magus]

Don't **** your best mates mum.

Or dad.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Sell it to a rich Geelong fan with a sense of humour. I wish I'd had it when I went over for the recent game and all the stuff at the ground (much more than on TV) was about that GF. I'd have come home $100 richer.

Bail was expensive that weekend.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Sell it to a rich Geelong fan with a sense of humour. I wish I'd had it when I went over for the recent game and all the stuff at the ground (much more than on TV) was about that GF. I'd have come home $100 richer.

Better off targeting Crows fans, they as a supporter base have celebrated that game harder than Geelong fans have.

 

[TeeKray]

On a semi related note, I was walking through Lygon Street after said game (still in Port colours) and was stopped by a shattered Port fan who offered me his cap and scarf from the game because Port were a disgrace and he was done with them. What a time to be alive.

 

[Lagooner]

Send it to Africa.

It'll go great with someone's Chicago Bears 2007 Super Bowl Champions T-shirt.

 

[Powerstufff]

Stand near some young guys at an AO game who are wearing our gear but don't really know our history. Talk loudly with a mate about what a great win that was, how we whipped Geelong. Sell it to one of them (so reluctantly) for $20. Or or at least give it to them so they wear it around for a bit then point out to people the disrespectful f^&* wearing it at one of our home games.

 

[edgie]

When we next win a flag, bury it at Alberton ala Collingwood in 1990

 

[pip_]

Change the second 0 to a 1 and hope for the best.

 

[Powerstufff]

Change the second 0 to a 1 and hope for the best.

We have a winner!

 

[Coobk001]

1. Cut a hole in the box
2. Put your junk in that box
3. Make her open the box

 

[chiwigi]

Frame it, together with newspaper clippings, a photograph of the scoreboard that day, and a piece of black tarp, and place it up for auction.

Share the auction with the Adelaide Crows supporter base. For greater success, target those who frequent anti-Port Adelaide Facebook pages.

???

Profit.

I'd buy it. But I'm weird.

 

[G3TWOTYAD3S3RV]

Shove it up your poo shoot you turd burglar !!

 

[edgie]

Turn it in to some sort of flat brim fitted cap. They're pretty popular or so I've read.