Advice wanted

[NoddyHolder]

The Port branded stuff I wore that day I never wore again. Only recently found the Teal members cap I was wearing that day in the back of the cupboard. I quietly slipped it into a bag of stuff that was off to the salvos


Burn the ****er

 

[Papa G]

Burn it at the MCG in late September 2017 when we win the flag.

 

[bomberclifford]

Don't **** your best mates mum.

But your mum's best mate is all systems go.

 

[Garibaldi Red]

Give it to Tales, I would hate to see him crap into his hands before clapping. Let him do it in the hat.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

But your mum's best mate is all systems go.

Been there.

Well mum's best "workmate".

After a Triffids gig at the Tivoli. Fairly sure she took advantage of me that chick. Can't remember her name but it was a brand of house appliance or something like that.

inb4 kelvinator.

The weird thing about my mates mum is I still chat to her when I see her on the odd occasion but my mate was filthy and didn't speak to me again.

**** ing sook.

 

[Dave Omsby]

When we next win a flag, bury it at Alberton ala Collingwood in 1990

Winner so far .
Don't mind the selling it to a rich Geelong fan idea "
Or the change the date "
Thanks for the extra advice Dingles and True believer and G3TWOTYAD3S3RV awesome

 

[1954]

I can't recall having any specific 2007 membership stuff, but I was stuck with the ccv number 119 on the back of my debit card for about 5 years after that gf debacle.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I can't recall having any specific 2007 membership stuff, but I was stuck with the ccv number 119 on the back of my debit card for about 5 years after that gf debacle.

You know you can get cards replaced bro?

It isn't 1954 anymore.

 

[Tales]

I recn we but a big arse wick on it and have former club legends and past players and a few token charity organisations and competion winners jog around the state parading it like the Olympic torch and end up with its final resting place atop the crows shed just burning like a bekan for all to see and behold for eternity

 

[drazah]

Wear it in earnest. If someone questions it, act like you thought round 22 was the last game of the season, and we won the grand final by beating Geelong. Ask "What are finals?" in your most convincing tone.

 

[CharlieKelly]

Cross out the second zero and turn it into a one

 

[philreich]

Better off targeting Crows fans, they as a supporter base have celebrated that game harder than Geelong fans have.

They might as well: nothing about their own club is worth celebrating in recent times.....

 

[CharlieKelly]

it's their vicarious premiership

 

[Magpiespower]

Own. That. Shit.
Embrace it like a mofo.
Shitgibbons won't know WTF do...

 

[Dave Omsby]

Looks alright from the front but very ugly from behind .

 

[Duck Farmer]

I recn we but a big arse wick on it and have former club legends and past players and a few token charity organisations and competion winners jog around the state parading it like the Olympic torch and end up with its final resting place atop the crows shed just burning like a bekan for all to see and behold for eternity

Liked for bekan.

 

[ClintEastwood]

Right so I guess I should have read the op not just the thread title.

lol

 

[ClintEastwood]

Burn it ceremoniously and place the ashes in a little urn. Start a new tradition of swapping "The Ashes" upon accomplishment of some ... thing .....

 

[Spadge]

Been there.

Well mum's best "workmate".

After a Triffids gig at the Tivoli. Fairly sure she took advantage of me that chick. Can't remember her name but it was a brand of house appliance or something like that.

inb4 kelvinator.

The weird thing about my mates mum is I still chat to her when I see her on the odd occasion but my mate was filthy and didn't speak to me again.

**** ing sook.

Did she suck like a Hoover?

 

[DaTBird187]

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Looks alright from the front but very ugly from behind .

Ewww. It looks like the kind of hat someone who wears white trainers and jeans would wear.

Actually, get an iron on transfer of 'Ports' for the front. Then wear it to the next home game and lord over everyone still waiting for their ****ing hat.

 

[Tales]

Liked for bekan.

you like that duckfuker mayb you should get back to watching the rest of broke back mountain

 

[TheFVK]

Does it come in teal?

 

[Visenfest]

Been there.

Well mum's best "workmate".

After a Triffids gig at the Tivoli. Fairly sure she took advantage of me that chick. Can't remember her name but it was a brand of house appliance or something like that.

inb4 kelvinator.

The weird thing about my mates mum is I still chat to her when I see her on the odd occasion but my mate was filthy and didn't speak to me again.

**** ing sook.

Was her name Tiffany?

 

[bomberclifford]

Been there.

Well mum's best "workmate".

After a Triffids gig at the Tivoli. Fairly sure she took advantage of me that chick. Can't remember her name but it was a brand of house appliance or something like that.

inb4 kelvinator.

The weird thing about my mates mum is I still chat to her when I see her on the odd occasion but my mate was filthy and didn't speak to me again.

**** ing sook.

Ha! Why does this not surprise me.

 

[OneGreatClub]

That bloody hat has jinxed us. Burn it, now, before it does any more damage.