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The Port branded stuff I wore that day I never wore again. Only recently found the Teal members cap I was wearing that day in the back of the cupboard. I quietly slipped it into a bag of stuff that was off to the salvos


Burn the ****er
 
Give it to Tales, I would hate to see him crap into his hands before clapping. Let him do it in the hat.
 

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But your mum's best mate is all systems go.

Been there.

Well mum's best "workmate".

After a Triffids gig at the Tivoli. Fairly sure she took advantage of me that chick. Can't remember her name but it was a brand of house appliance or something like that.

inb4 kelvinator.

The weird thing about my mates mum is I still chat to her when I see her on the odd occasion but my mate was filthy and didn't speak to me again.

**** ing sook.
 
I can't recall having any specific 2007 membership stuff, but I was stuck with the ccv number 119 on the back of my debit card for about 5 years after that gf debacle. :'(

You know you can get cards replaced bro?

It isn't 1954 anymore.
 
I recn we but a big arse wick on it and have former club legends and past players and a few token charity organisations and competion winners jog around the state parading it like the Olympic torch and end up with its final resting place atop the crows shed just burning like a bekan for all to see and behold for eternity
 
Wear it in earnest. If someone questions it, act like you thought round 22 was the last game of the season, and we won the grand final by beating Geelong. Ask "What are finals?" in your most convincing tone.
 
Better off targeting Crows fans, they as a supporter base have celebrated that game harder than Geelong fans have.
They might as well: nothing about their own club is worth celebrating in recent times.....
 

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I recn we but a big arse wick on it and have former club legends and past players and a few token charity organisations and competion winners jog around the state parading it like the Olympic torch and end up with its final resting place atop the crows shed just burning like a bekan for all to see and behold for eternity
Liked for bekan.
 
Been there.

Well mum's best "workmate".

After a Triffids gig at the Tivoli. Fairly sure she took advantage of me that chick. Can't remember her name but it was a brand of house appliance or something like that.

inb4 kelvinator.

The weird thing about my mates mum is I still chat to her when I see her on the odd occasion but my mate was filthy and didn't speak to me again.

**** ing sook.
Did she suck like a Hoover?
 

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Been there.

Well mum's best "workmate".

After a Triffids gig at the Tivoli. Fairly sure she took advantage of me that chick. Can't remember her name but it was a brand of house appliance or something like that.

inb4 kelvinator.

The weird thing about my mates mum is I still chat to her when I see her on the odd occasion but my mate was filthy and didn't speak to me again.

**** ing sook.
Was her name Tiffany? ;)
 
Been there.

Well mum's best "workmate".

After a Triffids gig at the Tivoli. Fairly sure she took advantage of me that chick. Can't remember her name but it was a brand of house appliance or something like that.

inb4 kelvinator.

The weird thing about my mates mum is I still chat to her when I see her on the odd occasion but my mate was filthy and didn't speak to me again.

**** ing sook.

Ha! Why does this not surprise me.
 
That bloody hat has jinxed us. Burn it, now, before it does any more damage.
 

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