Afghani TV Guide

[TheMase]

Got this in an email:


MONDAYS:

8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "Tonight Live With Osama Bin Laden"
10:00 -"Allah McBeal"

TUESDAYS:

8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
8:30 - "The Price is Right If Osama Says Its Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 -"Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"

WEDNESDAYS:

8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "When Northern Alliance Attacks"
9:00 - "Two Guys, no Girls, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 -"Veilwatch"

THURSDAYS:

8:00 - "Fatima Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 -"Diagnosis: Heresy"

FRIDAYS:

8:00 - "Judge Mullah"
8:30 - "Funniest Super 8 Home Movies"
9:00 - "Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say the Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Akhmed's Creek"
10:00 -"No-witness News"

 

[mantis]

HA HA HA I love it.

I hope someone emails it to me, because I am too lazy to copy it.

 

[Hoppers30]

What a pisser!

 

[Loz]

Some people can/might find that thread offensive and racist.
Most afgani's are against the Tailban and Osama Bin Laden.
I hope Bluey deletes this thread.

 

[TheMase]

Originally posted by Loz
Some people can/might find that thread offensive and racist.
Most afgani's are against the Tailban and Osama Bin Laden.
I hope Bluey deletes this thread.

Why?

Because you don't have a sense of humour?

Its a bloody joke, take it that way.

 

[Mags]

Originally posted by Loz
Some people can/might find that thread offensive and racist.
Most afgani's are against the Tailban and Osama Bin Laden.
I hope Bluey deletes this thread.

You are really pissing me off.

1st you can't even answer a simple question I asked 5 times in chat now you also don't have a sense of you humour.

Your like the AFL.com.au moderators..... NO FUN.

Mags

 

[Loz]

No Mags i suffer from Human Compassion and Sensitivity, something that you seem to be lacking of late.
Why bring up something that is irrelevant here ?

 

[BUBBALOUIS]

well i reckon its hilarious ..... better than wearing black and crying for 12 months .... a bit of light relief, lets not get TOO politically correct .... keep the humour going i reckon .... laugh and the world will laugh with you

 

[TheMase]

Originally posted by BUBBALOUIS
. a bit of light relief, lets not get TOO politically correct .... keep the humour going i reckon .... laugh and the world will laugh with you

hear hear!

 

[JUBJUB]

Originally posted by BUBBALOUIS
better than wearing black and crying for 12 months .

Is that a crack at Collingwood supporters ?

 

[Loz]

Yeah and the people in afganastan will be finding their situation really fun ? For god's sake, a war is staring over there in their country. Haven't anyone got an ounce of respect ?

 

[TheMase]

Originally posted by Loz
Yeah and the people in afganastan will be finding their situation really fun ? For god's sake, a war is staring over there in their country. Haven't anyone got an ounce of respect ?

Sure, I am sure they dont find the situation fun...

But that email, from what I can see, wasn't a shot at the Afghan people was it?

It was a shot (and a funny one), at those fanatics and extremists in Afghanistan.

Dont take everything so seriously.
If we took offence to everything, what kind of place would we live in.

Humour is needed in touchy times.

I think you have completely missed the point....

 

[Loz]

Sorry mase i understand your reasoning and that's okay but i know a lot of muslims have been deeply offended by the Allah Mcbeal line that's been circulating the rounds. I hope there is no deeply religous muslim member here who reads that mase, otherwise you could be in trouble.
But fair enough i didn't mean to come across as a sour puss.
Thanks for the clarification Mase.

 

[BUBBALOUIS]

Originally posted by JUBJUB


Is that a crack at Collingwood supporters ?

ROFLMAO ..... ill pay that one JUBJUB


Loz chill out, im sure no one in AFGHANISTAN will worry too much about this ... it is only a joke

 

[PC28]

Whats the difference between Allah McBeal and someone saying Jesus Christ, or God (not in church) in a moment of great pain or great pleasure?

 

[TheMase]

Originally posted by Loz
Sorry mase i understand your reasoning and that's okay but i know a lot of muslims have been deeply offended by the Allah Mcbeal line that's been circulating the rounds. I hope there is no deeply religous muslim member here who reads that mase, otherwise you could be in trouble.
But fair enough i didn't mean to come across as a sour puss.
Thanks for the clarification Mase.

Oh Thats not a problem.
I dont have any problems with Muslims whatsoever.

So, If any Muslims are reading the above post. I was not made to offend anybody, just purely humour to try and see everyone through this depressing crisis.

No harm intended

 

[Loz]

Well good on you Mase for being man enough to admit it. I just get worried when i See mosques attacked and muslim girls get spat on in the streets.

 

[TheMase]

Originally posted by Loz
Well good on you Mase for being man enough to admit it. I just get worried when i See mosques attacked and muslim girls get spat on in the streets.

Indeed, a few have been attacked in Sydney in fact.
Quite disturbing if you ask me.

I think we should keep the sort of stuff that is happening overseas in overseas. There is no need for people to be attacking Muslims in Australia. Thats just disturbing and quite inhuman.


I just wish all this would stop!

 

[Darky]

Originally posted by TheMase


But that email, from what I can see, wasn't a shot at the Afghan people was it?

It was a shot (and a funny one), at those fanatics and extremists in Afghanistan.

I received the same email a year or two ago, with the Afghanistan & Osama references previously being Iraq & Saddam references.

 

[Bluey]

OK - it was a joke, probably in poor taste. I'll close this off from discussion now.