Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 11 - Dogs v Swans Thu May 23rd 7:30pm AEST (Marvel)

[Mofra]

PS - Sydney's nightlife sucks

 

[The 4th Horseman]

Swans supporters: "I'd never want to win a flag like that!"

Also Swans supporters: "2005 was a completely fair result."

And Barry Hall didnt punch Macguire in the stomach the week before.

 

[Bald]

It's ok. We won another one in 2012.

So what you're saying is you're able to win a grand final with a lopsided free kick count to the opposition?

It's almost like it's an irrelevant statistic.

 

[Bald]

And Barry Hall didnt punch Macguire in the stomach the week before.

What punch?

 

[The 4th Horseman]

What punch?

Nothing to see here, play on

 

[bloodsbigot]

Four free kicks right? Four situations where the game could have gone in a different direction, not necessarily a four goal difference as you blood stained clowns go on about. Apart from Kennedy albeit for a half, it's hard to find another Swans player on the day that beat their direct opponent. Look at the stats, the Swans were beaten across the board.

Oh so Buddy rolled his ankle? Dale Morris played with a broken back and still created the match winning moment against Buddy funnily enough.

How about tonight though? Thoughts?

Mate the fact the AFL had to literally come out and apologize to us speaks louder than your dumbass broken back is deadlier than Buddy's rolled ankle bullshit.

If the umpires keep their noses out of todays game we'll smash you by 60. And if you somehow beat us fairly I'll be the first to congratulate you and admit we suck (As I did with Geelong in 2022).

 

[TiAn_]

Almost a decade of people of 'whingeing' and neutrals staring to buy into the new narrative.

lol

I reckon if you get 10-20% more unhinged you might get your first neutral in here. You’re almost there big fella!

 

[The 4th Horseman]

Mate the fact the AFL had to literally come out and apologize to us speaks louder than your dumbass broken back is deadlier than Buddy's rolled ankle bullshit.

If the umpires keep their noses out of todays game we'll smash you by 60. And if you somehow beat us fairly I'll be the first to congratulate you and admit we suck (As I did with Geelong in 2022).

Again, they apologised for four free kicks. It doesn't necessarily mean that the Swans would have won the game. You were outplayed in all of the important stats.

You're expected to win tonight but at Marvel I won't be counting us out. Good luck.

 

[bloodsbigot]

You're expected to win tonight but at Marvel I won't be counting us out. Good luck.

I'm relatively confident but having a couple of our key defenders out will play into the hands of Naughton. And I'm sure the bulldogs will look to exploit this.

I'm expecting the dogs to try to do a Richmond and put a lot of pressure on the ball carrier and get physical as that's the perceived weak point for the swans. Quick counters.

 

[TiAn_]

It's ok. We won another one in 2012.

Never won a flag without COLA.

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[bloodsbigot]

And Barry Hall didnt punch Macguire in the stomach the week before.

Apples and oranges.

 

[ossie_21]

Unfortunately some of these dogs fans still aren't over the fact we outplayed them in the 2016 Grand Final.

It's been 8 years now fellas. Time to move on.

Dogs_R_Us how about discussing it on the main board like a MAN instead of hiding away on your own teams board and tagging me?

There's a thing called 'momentum' and each free kick or overlooked swans free kick resulted in swings of momentum in the dogs favour. It would have absolutely changed the games outcome.

You guys can yammer on about winning the stats all you want. You won the stats as a result of poor umpiring.

Can either of you tell me which teams stats these relate to? Would be a deserving winner of any match. I’ve bolded some key ones that shows one team was clearly playing better collectively and with more effort:

Disposals +10
Inside 50’s +18
Shots at goal +9
Clearances +5
Contested possessions +23
Turnovers -5
One Percenters +18

 

[bloodsbigot]

Never won a flag without COLA
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Nice hail mary.

 

[bloodsbigot]

Can either of you tell me which teams stats these relate to? Would be a deserving winner of any match. I’ve bolded some key ones that shows one team was clearly playing better collectively and with more effort:

Disposals +10
Inside 50’s +18
Shots at goal +9
Clearances +5
Contested possessions +23
Turnovers -5
One Percenters +18

You do realize free kicks and overlooked free kicks can increase stats that otherwise wouldn't have been there right?

We played exceptionally well but the umpires wouldn't give us a fair go all day.

 

[TiAn_]

Nice hail mary.

Just a fact mate. Have a chirp when you win one without an extra $1M in your cap salt king.

 

[TiAn_]

You do realize free kicks and overlooked free kicks can increase stats that otherwise wouldn't have been there right?

We played exceptionally well but the umpires wouldn't give us a fair go all day.

Don’t forget Andrew Newbold’s spell he cast or whatever

 

[bloodsbigot]

Just a fact mate. Have a chirp when you win one without an extra $1M in your cap salt king.

You finished 7th and we finished 1st. Why was it played down the road from you again?

 

[ossie_21]

You do realize free kicks and overlooked free kicks can increase stats that otherwise wouldn't have been there right?

We played exceptionally well but the umpires wouldn't give us a fair go all day.

That logic is right, being first to the ball all day means we definitely should have been awarded more free kicks

Corrupt umpires etc etc

 

[TiAn_]

You finished 7th and we finished 1st. Why was it played down the road from you again?

So you could get booed onto the ground and we could all have a good laugh.

We beat you on the SCG two months prior. Buddy had two healthy ankles, kicked 5 at your shoebox and you still couldn’t beat us.

What’s the excuse for that one, big man?

 

[Boppo]

Doggies have the weapons to beat Seans will win by a coupla kicks.

 

[RUNVS]

Jeez dude, that's one tiny phone....

Don't use my phone much for anything other than phone calls. I use my tablet to scroll the internet.

 

[SM]

Doggies have the weapons to beat Seans will win by a coupla kicks.

What weapons?

 

[bloodsbigot]

Don’t forget Andrew Newbold’s spell he cast or whatever

The bulldogs 2016 season had the highest free kick count in the history of Australian rules football for any season. Not just highest, but it was the highest by a huge margin. It's a suspicious outlier.

Coupled with swans-hater Newbold and the fact he came out and said what he said before the 2016 season, it should be investigated.

 

[bloodsbigot]

That logic is right, being first to the ball all day means we definitely should have been awarded more free kicks

Corrupt umpires etc etc

First to the ball. Give me a ****ing break. Are bulldogs supporters still spouting that horseshit?

 

[BulldogMuscle]