Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 11 - Dogs v Swans Thu May 23rd 7:30pm AEST (Marvel)

[TiAn_]

So you could get booed onto the ground and we could all have a good laugh.

We beat you on the SCG two months prior. Buddy had two healthy ankles, kicked 5 at your shoebox and you still couldn’t beat us.

What’s the excuse for that one, big man?

Waiting, bloodsbigot …

 

[MF]

Can either of you tell me which teams stats these relate to? Would be a deserving winner of any match. I’ve bolded some key ones that shows one team was clearly playing better collectively and with more effort:

Disposals +10
Inside 50’s +18
Shots at goal +9
Clearances +5
Contested possessions +23
Turnovers -5
One Percenters +18

I reckon about 25-30 of your inside 50s were direct results of umpire interference along with most of your shots on goal so the real stats would have us up by at least 10 on each of those categories.

Same with contested possessions. Most of our possessions were immediately taken off us so the ball could be handed to the nearest dogs player so again I'd say the real stats would probably have us up by somewhere between 20 and 40 contested possessions.

One Percenters I'm not sure about, does that include acts of Bravery from the umpires?

Unfortunately we'll never know what the real stats or real scoreline would have looked like under non-AFL sanctioned corruption, and I'm not suggesting we would have thrashed you had it been a fair playing field but most likely an 80+ point victory to the mighty Swans.

Anyway... Like I said, you guys really need to move on and stop bringing this up every time the Swans are mentioned. It's not a good look.

 

[bloodsbigot]

We beat you on the SCG two months prior. Buddy had two healthy ankles, kicked 5 at your shoebox and you still couldn’t beat us.

What’s the excuse for that one, big man?

If I'm honest I didn't even watch that game.

 

[bloodsbigot]

Waiting, bloodsbigot …

How old are you? 12?

 

[TiAn_]

If I'm honest I didn't even watch that game.

chef’s kiss

 

[TiAn_]

I reckon about 25-30 of your inside 50s were direct results of umpire interference along with most of your shots on goal so the real stats would have us up by at least 10 on each of those categories.

25-30 inside 50s were from the umpires! Oh man, this is the best one yet. Lift your game bloodsbigot

 

[MF]

25-30 inside 50s were from the umpires! Oh man, this is the best one yet. Lift your game bloodsbigot

Apologies, I just did a quick re-watch of the game to ensure full accuracy and fairness in my post and admit I missed a few.

I counted about about 38 inside 50s as a direct result of umpire interference

 

[bloodsbigot]

25-30 inside 50s were from the umpires! Oh man, this is the best one yet. Lift your game bloodsbigot

You're unhinged.

 

[The 4th Horseman]

You finished 7th and we finished 1st. Why was it played down the road from you again?

Why did you lose two finals when you finished 1st? Should have been good enough to win all 3 finals if you were worthy of 1st yeah?

 

[bloodsbigot]

Why did you lose two finals when you finished 1st? Should have been good enough to win all 3 finals if you were worthy of 1st yeah?

Lost to a desperate gws. We've always been their sole focus for the year. Fair enough.

Outplayed the bulldogs and lost to the umps.

 

[Deadly Darcy]

First to the ball. Give me a ******* break. Are bulldogs supporters still spouting that horseshit?

You’re like a ocean.

 

[bloodsbigot]

You’re like a ocean.

Glad you enjoy it.

 

[TiAn_]

Apologies, I just did a quick re-watch of the game to ensure full accuracy and fairness in my post and admit I missed a few.

I counted about about 38 inside 50s as a direct result of umpire interference

Maybe 40!

Why did you lose two finals when you finished 1st? Should have been good enough to win all 3 finals if you were worthy of 1st yeah?

He probably didn’t watch the QF.

 

[Mofra]

He probably didn’t watch the QF.

Umpires stole his TV

 

[Boppo]

What weapons?

Can win at the stoppages and kick straight.

 

[The 4th Horseman]

Lost to a desperate gws. We've always been their sole focus for the year. Fair enough.

Outplayed the bulldogs and lost to the umps.

And the 2016 GF is your sole focus and of your supporter game day thread even though it's Round 11 in 2024.

Move on

 

[SM]

Can win at the stoppages and kick straight.

Libba isn't playing and they kicked 8.22 last week.

 

[The 4th Horseman]

I made one comment about umpires at the start because some smartassey bulldogs supporter mentioned it. About 4 insecure bulldogs supporters replied baiting me. I've been replying in kind since. Don't accuse me of being focussed on that when you're all guilty of the same thing.

Insecure is a bit rich considering we're quite content and happy with the result of 2016.

Might not be you alone but your board and fans can never let it go.

 

[Stencorp69]

Never won a flag without COLA.

*

Never won a GF out of Melbourne

 

[TiAn_]

Never won a GF out of Melbourne

You’ve never even made it to one outside of Melbourne. Pathetic.

 

[bloodsbigot]

Insecure is a bit rich considering we're quite content and happy with the result of 2016.

A zillion replies defending 2016 whenever it gets brought up and laughing as hard as you can at our expense is an interesting way to show how secure you all are about it.

 

[The 4th Horseman]

Libba isn't playing and they kicked 8.22 last week.

7 rushed behinds and played in the rain. Unlikely to repeat under the roof unless the ground staff turn on the sprinklers.

 

[Stencorp69]

You’ve never even made it to one outside of Melbourne. Pathetic.

Haha I'm in Perth SFB - I'm guessing the literacy is still low in West Melbourne?

 

[SM]

7 rushed behinds and played in the rain. Unlikely to repeat under the roof unless the ground staff turn on the sprinklers.

You're right you might manage 9.13 like you did against the Bombers.

 

[TiAn_]

Haha I'm in Perth SFB - I'm guessing the literacy is still low in West Melbourne?

Why’s that, chief?