Fixture AFL House trying to slowdown Geelong - fines for "failure to lodge"

[frggr]

Caro reporting that while Geelong and the AFL agree that Geelong have done "nothing wrong", Geelong will be fined for their failure to lodge details of third party deals on time or at all in some cases (for example, a senior AFLW player getting a sponsor car).

Previously the Lions and Bulldogs have been fined for similar things.

Thankfully, Geelong's Premiere Asian Sauce Sponsor, Lee Kum Kee(TM) have worked out a deal to supply AFL HQ with a sauce selection of equivalent value.


(The aforementioned sponsors car)

Speaking from the "Walkie-Talkie" building in London (recently purchased by the company for $1.8b) Lee Kum Kee CEO, Charlie Lee said:

"We know Mr Dillon enjoys an Asian sidedish or two and we are very happy to provide him with a range of condiments to take his Asian enjoyment to the next level.

Mr Patrick Dangerfield from the AFLM team attended our board meeting last week to inform us of the developments and we are happy to provide assistance."

Mr Lee also took the opportunity to announce the release of a limited edition Oisin Sauce in honour of AFL football's best tagger, Oisin Mullin:

"Mr Mullin has shown the world what a chip scab Nicholas Daicos is. We appreciate his efforts in uncovering the fraud conducted by the Collingwood Football Club and are releasing a special sauce as thanks for ensuring the integrity of our great game."


Mr Chris Lee, CEO, Lee Kum Kee

 

[Jazny]

This undoes all 17 of Geelong's premierships.

 

[frggr]

This undoes all 17 of Geelong's premierships.

You wish

What sort of car would Tasmanian's sponsor give up? A beaten up Kingswood?

 

[Jazny]

You wish

What sort of car would Tasmanian's sponsor give up? A beaten up Kingswood?

You should have an umbrella sponsor at Geelong so everyone can sit comfortably in your roofless stadium.

 

[frggr]

You should have an umbrella sponsor at Geelong so everyone can sit comfortably in your roofless stadium.

It never rains in Geelong

The "rain" is actually opposition supporter tears and we bathe in them

(Tasmania should try it - bathing, I mean)

 

[STPer18]

Ahhhh, not the frickin' wet lettuce leaf!

Little bitches at AFL house prostrate themselves before their Geelong overlords - again.

"We could only find one of the women with a sponsored car".

Baaaahahahahahahaha!

 

[frggr]

Geelong then force feeding the lettuce leaves to salty oppo flogs

 

[taurus]

Melbourne Storm got their premiership stripped for less...

#royalcommisionNow

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Caro reporting that while Geelong and the AFL agree that Geelong have done "nothing wrong", Geelong will be fined for their failure to lodge details of third party deals on time or at all in some cases (for example, a senior AFLW player getting a sponsor car).

Previously the Lions and Bulldogs have been fined for similar things.

Thankfully, Geelong's Premiere Asian Sauce Sponsor, Lee Kum Kee(TM) have worked out a deal to supply AFL HQ with a sauce selection of equivalent value.

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(The aforementioned sponsors car)

Speaking from the "Walkie-Talkie" building in London (recently purchased by the company for $1.8b) Lee Kum Kee CEO, Charlie Lee said:

"We know Mr Dillon enjoys an Asian sidedish or two and we are very happy to provide him with a range of condiments to take his Asian enjoyment to the next level.

Mr Patrick Dangerfield from the AFLM team attended our board meeting last week to inform us of the developments and we are happy to provide assistance."

Mr Lee also took the opportunity to announce the release of a limited edition Oisin Sauce in honour of AFL football's best tagger, Oisin Mullin:

"Mr Mullin has shown the world what a chip scab Nicholas Daicos is. We appreciate his efforts in uncovering the fraud conducted by the Collingwood Football Club and are releasing a special sauce as thanks for ensuring the integrity of our great game."

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Mr Chris Lee, CEO, Lee Kum Kee

Didn't need to post your entire life story, be more concise next time

 

[JoinDate]

Translation: we already knew about this but now other people have learned about this we need to be seen to be doing something about it. It will just be a small fine and then we'll move on and forget this ever occurred.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Melbourne Storm got their premiership stripped for less...

#royalcommisionNow

They obviously don’t have the cheat code

 

[STPer18]

"After a thorough investigation all we could find was one AFLW player with a sponsor car. We trust the Geelong Football Club completely that this was just an admin error, so a small fine is an appropriate punishment."

 

[frggr]

Didn't need to post your entire life story, be more concise next time

TL;DR:

Geelong did nothing wrong

 

[frggr]

Translation: we already knew about this but now other people have learned about this we need to be seen to be doing something about it. It will just be a small fine and then we'll move on and forget this ever occurred.

Now you're getting it!

 

[FootyLad0]

Melbourne Storm got their premiership stripped for less...

#royalcommisionNow

Bro, they’ve been proven clean.
You might want to delete before AFL house takes you out.

 

[catscratchfever]

A minor slip-up results in a slap on the wrist from the CFL but the Geelong Conspiracy continues on its merry way - I can see the headlines now.

#meedya

 

[frggr]

Dank you very much, Costa Football League

 

[catscratchfever]

You should have an umbrella sponsor at Geelong so everyone can sit comfortably in your roofless stadium.

What are you complaining about? Your mob will be reduced to playing on an open country paddock at this rate if and when they make it into the big time

 

[catscratchfever]

They obviously don’t have the cheat code

The Geelong Conspiracy lives? Then it's not a lie

 

[V23]

Having to spend a large portion of their time in Geelol is punishment enough

 

[Purple Suit]

Done nothing wrong = fine.

Sounds like they have been tanking, what ever that is.

I expect an Adelaide assistant coach to get suspended in the next few days.

 

[catscratchfever]

Having to spend a large portion of their time in Geelol is punishment enough

You can move in or out of Geelong depending on if you like it or not, so there's an option there at the very least. On the other hand the navy blue stench follows the Blouse supporters wherever they go, losing season after losing season. Having to spend your life as a Carltoon supporter is punishment enough.

30 years and counting, but do continue

 

[frggr]

Having to spend a large portion of their time in Geelol is punishment enough

Think they're talking about you, Sqotty from office works

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

You’d reckon after the whole Dank/Weapon saga the AFL would have learnt there’s nothing to gain in chasing us, but it seems not.
Maybe they need an easier target like the Brown Baggers

 

[V23]

You can move in or out of Geelong depending on if you like it or not, so there's an option there at the very least. On the other hand the navy blue stench follows the Blouse supporters wherever they go, losing season after losing season. Having to spend your life as a Carltoon supporter is punishment enough.

30 years and counting, but do continue

How many years before you catch up to us on 16 flags?