AFL star comes out of the closet

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Well-known blonde, hairband-wearing fruit (NTTAWWT) and son of Peter, Darcy Moore shocked the football world this weekend when he came out - as a heterosexual

Darcy back in his mardi gras days:


Darcy after coming out as straight. Likes V8 utes, VB, Cold Chisel and chicks; hates Rene Kink, wine coolers, Sydney and Will & Grace:


Which gay footballer will be next to come out as heterosexual, following Darcy's brave lead?

 

[crazywildhorse]

Very brave

 

[chefmeister]

Won’t believe until he ‘likes’ a homophobic Twitter post. Until then he’s still as gay as Nafans facial hair.

 

[crazywildhorse]

Won’t believe until he ‘likes’ a homophobic Twitter post. Until then he’s still as gay as Nafans facial hair.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

 

[chefmeister]

How about Nafans pink popped polo collar.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Maybe this dentally & follically-challenged former player turned children's clown will be next to have the courage to come out as straight?



* BTW, I found this photo by Googling "What if Ronald McDonald and Hamburglar had a love child?"

 

[chefmeister]

 

[crazywildhorse]

How about Nafans pink popped polo collar.

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One thing you can’t argue, the guy still has a great body

 

[Chadwiko]

Divvy.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

How about Nafans pink popped polo collar.

Looks like someone has a crush...

 

[chefmeister]

Looks like someone has a crush...

You & Darcie sitting in a tree?

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Not so sure about this, apparently Jack Stevens and Jack Billings might be able to confirm (or deny to be more accurate).

 

[Elite Finger Twirler]

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Not so sure about this, apparently Jack Stevens and Jack Billings might be able to confirm (or deny to be more accurate).

In summary: in your mind, everyone called Jack who plays for St. Kilda is gay