Apocalyptic alien invasion

[Craze]

An alien invasion of planet Earth is imminent. We've tried diplomacy, but their technology is far superior to ours (think Independence Day). The aliens are also physically and intellectually superior in every way.

The alien leader issues a challenge to Earth's human leaders. 'We will play you in any human sport, and you can select any player/team you want. Aliens win, the invasion/colonisation takes place. This will involve us feasting on your brains. Earthlings win, and we will get back into our flying saucer and leave you to live in peace".

So, pick a sport, and a team, of any era, to defend Earth (yes, Space Jam is on 7flix tonight).

 

[biaseddustyfan]

why we fighting them

 

[This Is Anfield]

Liverpool from the 80's... Aliens are ****ed!!

 

[tugga]

Harry Kane.
better than Salah.

 

[Harry Bosch]

Tom will save us

 

[biaseddustyfan]

other - the mighty ducks

 

[SavDog23]

Sacrfice a combined effort of Carlscum, Collingpoos and the Druggos to take them on. They'll probably get smashed but we will escape by then.

 

[This Is Anfield]

Harry Kane.
better than Salah.

 

[pan_]

why we fighting them

we're everybody's grand final

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Harry Kane.
better than Salah.

 

[tugga]

Yeah Kane is only a five season wonder.

 

[ToneDeaf]

Walter Lindrum, Billiards.

 

[Equus]

What is this... Corner Hotel that way...

Jk
Others - Andre the Giant - Wrestling.

 

[Wacko23Jacko]

Yeah Kane is only a five season wonder.

He’s trash, imagine only being the best for five seasons when you could be the best of 2018?? What a sucker [emoji6]

 

[AlorraVex]

Jason Castagna in a game of table tennis.

 

[Wacko23Jacko]

The umpires and VAR team from UEFA champions league would get the job done. We’d just have to wear the Madrid shirt to keep them on our side [emoji6]

 

[Jimmybob]

Dodgeball

 

[Cevap_Roll]

That squash player that never lost a game ever.

 

[This Is Anfield]

Harlem Globetrotters

 

[johnno77]

Where is the Serena Williams option? She scares me more than any of those options.

Sexist thread.

 

[guruisatiger]

An alien invasion of planet Earth is imminent. We've tried diplomacy, but their technology is far superior to ours (think Independence Day). The aliens are also physically and intellectually superior in every way.

The alien leader issues a challenge to Earth's human leaders. 'We will play you in any human sport, and you can select any player/team you want. Aliens win, the invasion/colonisation takes place. This will involve us feasting on your brains. Earthlings win, and we will get back into our flying saucer and leave you to live in peace".

So, pick a sport, and a team, of any era, to defend Earth (yes, Space Jam is on 7flix tonight).

Whats a space jam .? I had chilli jam on toast for breakfast

 

[TigerGlory]

Let them come. Dusty will fend them off and they’ll go back to their space ship scared and confused.

 

[This Is Anfield]

Whats a space jam .? I had chilli jam on toast for breakfast

 

[guruisatiger]

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That looks very suss

 

[HTT]

Prestia late out