I went to a pub last night for the first time since this whole covid thing started. Got blackout drunk on shit beer and fireball shots. Don’t know how I got home. Had a shower this morning to try and feel better and vomited about 5 litres of whatever was in my stomach into the shower. Something I haven’t done in about a decade. Spent most of the day in bed until I got up to watch my team get trounced and my great white hope dislocate his shoulder in a bizarre parallel to the last time our team was playing this well before our season crumbled and we spent the better part of over half a decade holding up the bottom of the ladder while our elite talent ****ed off for fame and/or glory.
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