Austin Powers Pick Up Lines

[BUBBALOUIS]

I wish i was a door so i could bang you all day long

Nice Legs....what time do they open?

Youve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

Im fighting the urge to make you the happiest women in the world

Wanna play army? Ill lay down and you can blow the hell outta me

Oh Im sorry, i thought that was a braille name tag

Id really like to see how you look when im naked

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven

Are those real?

Id walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue

If its true that we are what we eat, then i could be you in the morning


(Look down at crotch) Well its not just gonna suck itself

You know, if i were you, id have sex with me

You.Me.Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any Questions?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor

My name is Bubba...remember that...youll be screaming it later

Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?

hI, IM mR RIGHT. sOMEONE SAID YOU WERE LOOKING FOR ME

Hi the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

If you were the last women on earth and i was the last man, i bet we could do it in public

Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why dont you like pizza?

Baby, im an American Express lover...you shouldnt go home without me

 

[Jars458]

The Word of the day is LEGS - lets go back to my place and spread the word.

 

[X_box_X]

I must be a lightbolb everytime Felicity Shagwell walks past me, she turns me on!
Smashing Baby!!!!

 

[sbagman]

"My face is leaving in ten minutes.... be on it."