flggr Bae 13's Worst AFL player 2022 (The Anthony Rocca Medal)

[leobarryustar]

A typically bruise-free game from Captain Corageous Heppell with 0 tackles and 0 clearances, which would normally go under the radar except he got chaired off and told his team that its fine to laugh about getting destroyed every week.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

A typically bruise-free game from Captain Corageous Heppell with 0 tackles and 0 clearances, which would normally go under the radar except he got chaired off and told his team that its fine to laugh about getting destroyed every week.

23 touches, only 5 contested.
In you go, Hepp.

 

[FISTO]

Poll is up

 

[Sqotty from office works]

LOGAN McDonald.
Named after a qld bogan suburb.
GUILTY.

 

[Purple Suit]

For Round 10, I vote Jack Darling

27

Jack Darling

Age

31

Ht

191cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.1

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

4.2

3star

M

5.0

5star

T

3.0

5star

G

1.9

5star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.3

2star

HB

3.7

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.4

3star

G

1.3

5star

D

14.6

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.0

5star

M

6.0

5star

T

4.0

5star

G

1.4

5star

.

 

[FISTO]

Guess I should tally the votes whoops

 

[FISTO]

It takes a special level of s**t to outpoll Darling but Dyson was up to the task.

Heppell has been flying under the radar this season and has been truly dire and its taken a high profile prime time failure for voters to catch on. Expect big things from Hep C in the second half of the season in relation to this award.

On another note I just made up the nickname Hep C for him on the spot as I was typing this. Please make it happen

Round 9 Results
Dyson Heppell (ESS) - 3
Jack Darling

27

Jack Darling

Age

31

Ht

191cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.1

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

4.2

3star

M

5.0

5star

T

3.0

5star

G

1.9

5star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.3

2star

HB

3.7

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.4

3star

G

1.3

5star

D

14.6

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.0

5star

M

6.0

5star

T

4.0

5star

G

1.4

5star

(WCE) - 2
Jordan de Goey

2

Jordan De Goey

Age

28

Ht

188cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.7

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

6.7

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

3.1

5star

CL

2.3

4star

D

15.8

4star

K

9.7

4star

HB

6.2

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

1.7

3star

CL

2.3

4star

D

11.6

3star

K

6.2

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

1.4

2star

T

4.8

5star

CL

2.6

5star

(COLL) - 2
James Worpel

5

James Worpel

Age

25

Ht

186cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.5

5star

K

12.2

5star

HB

11.3

5star

M

2.9

3star

T

4.5

5star

CL

5.1

5star

No current season stats available

D

15.6

4star

K

6.2

3star

HB

9.4

5star

M

1.0

1star

T

3.2

5star

CL

1.8

4star

(HAWF) - 1

zackah Dinsdale please remove the poll thx

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Is it too late to nominate Ben Brown

50

Ben Brown

Age

31

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

?

 

[FISTO]

Is it too late to nominate Ben Brown?

Lets be honest he was probably worse than Darling but the people have spoken

 

[James Colorado]

Darling could end up with a 40+ goal season (not ****ing happening, I know) but he's already sewn this up with guaranteed votes in every round to come just on reputation at this point.

 

[zackah]

zackah Dinsdale please remove the poll thx

With pleasure

 

[FISTO]

Might be the week we finally see the swans feature heavily in here

Buddy, whoever the * is on curnow and their entire midfield in the gun

 

[FISTO]

Going early but Tom McCartin

30

Tom Mccartin

Age

24

Ht

194cm

Wt

99kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.3

2star

K

5.6

2star

HB

3.7

3star

M

3.7

4star

T

1.6

4star

MG

129.5

2star

D

7.2

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

2.8

2star

M

3.2

3star

T

0.8

1star

MG

87.4

2star

D

9.0

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

4.0

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.0

4star

MG

168.0

3star

has had probably the worst half I’ve seen this year

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Both McCartins, Franklin and Bell.
In you go!

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Hickey too.

 

[FISTO]

T McCartin
Hickey
Buddy

and worst of all

Josh Kennedy

 

[FISTO]

Stevie Motlop

Did his people whatever the opposite of proud is today in indigenous round

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Casboult

Miers
Rohan
Powell-peppa pig

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Take your pick… B. Brown for mine

 

[FISTO]

Take your pick… B. Brown for mine

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Definitely Brown

No flying under the radar this week

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Brown was poo. Saw his old sides jumper and regressed.
Milkshake has curdled.
Hunt became the hunted.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Xerri
Greenwood

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Draper
Wright
Shiel

C.Jones
Fogarty

 

[HairyO]

Definitely Brown

No flying under the radar this week

Brown struggles when his flopping isnt rewarded with free kicks.

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Darcy Fogarty

32

Darcy Fogarty

Age

24

Ht

194cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.5

2star

K

5.7

2star

HB

2.8

2star

M

3.7

4star

T

1.7

4star

G

1.2

4star

D

6.3

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

2.3

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.3

3star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

5.4

2star

HB

2.6

3star

M

3.4

4star

T

2.6

4star

G

1.0

4star

. Not sure when his contracts up but hopefully it’s this year.