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Welcome to the Bizarre Bazaar of Baghdad, commonly called e-Bagh, where goods and services can be exchanged or sold.... including Dingster for the right price.
Keep an eye on the marketplace for weekly bargains.
To 'kick things off', our opening day sale has these special offerings ...
The Baghdad Sandbag Company ڮ was established in 1990 and has entrenched itself in the market ever since. It’s been the go-to place during aerial bombardment and ground assaults. A fantastic Desert Shield, they offer refuge from coalition advance and also provide robust defence from regional militia. The Baghdad Sandbag – what you give to someone who has nothing left.
We also specialise in sandsoap, sandbars, sandpits, sandpaper, sandstorms, sandstone, sandwiches, sandals, & sandboxes...plus The Sandshoe
Baghdad’s secret weapon on its home track is the DuntFlop® Rifle Volley. Already seen on the feet of KohPhi the much-awaited next-generation sandshoe has gone ahead in leaps and bounds. Tech wise, it's a dramatic shift from the Volley edition of the 1950s with a sleeker canvas and clean one-piece rubber sole with less aggressive tread pattern. Horses for courses?... Sandshoes for Baghdad.
Our Toasted Sand Wedges are the most appealing thing you will ever eat in Baghdad…ever; forget sour cream and sweet chilli sauce. Forged in depleted uranium coking coal, the combination of sweet carbon fibre in these wedges will boost your iron intake and want you to go another round.
Over the past one hundred years Open Sesame Seeds have steadily shifted from being common heritage to sovereign property. Grown in a seed pod that splits open when it reaches maturity, the infidel has only just discovered that they can be sprinkled over the thighs of concubines unlocking a wealth of richness. Don’t waste your money on the black market, we sell quality.
The Sexy Camel Cards are the latest card game released by John Sands®. Ideal for strip-jack poker the pack of WAGs selected from just 20 harems will leave you breathless; not mustard gas breathless, butterflies in your stomach breathless. Adorned in adorable Persian lingerie, you won’t be able to concentrate on the game.
With the oil fields ablaze this non-polluting means of transportation is a must...The Flying Doormat
Travellers need not sit on the bare carpet itself, as the carpet serves as the platform for a comfortable cabin. Pioneered by Ali Baba but engineered by the WaynesWorld19 it can also be used as a prayer mat; but you must be quick, they are flying off the shelves.
The Baghdad Barstool with an endearing distressed look, is made from kiln dried sandalwood and is a timeless piece for any bar. Unruly campaigners unsteady on their feet who have had their drink spiked can go the whole nine yards with this one. It’s as solid as a Baghdad backline with no messy upholstery to clean.
Need a meat tenderiser? The Forward Press uses the latest cutting edge technology and it won’t let you down.
You’ll soon get the point with this handy kitchen gadget that also doubles as a donut maker.
So there you have it; some great specials to get you on your way...especially The Flying Doormat
Got something to buy swap or sell? You've come to the right marketplace...The Bizarre Bazaar of Baghdad.
Keep an eye on the marketplace for weekly bargains.To 'kick things off', our opening day sale has these special offerings ...
The Baghdad Sandbag Company ڮ was established in 1990 and has entrenched itself in the market ever since. It’s been the go-to place during aerial bombardment and ground assaults. A fantastic Desert Shield, they offer refuge from coalition advance and also provide robust defence from regional militia. The Baghdad Sandbag – what you give to someone who has nothing left.
We also specialise in sandsoap, sandbars, sandpits, sandpaper, sandstorms, sandstone, sandwiches, sandals, & sandboxes...plus The Sandshoe
Baghdad’s secret weapon on its home track is the DuntFlop® Rifle Volley. Already seen on the feet of KohPhi the much-awaited next-generation sandshoe has gone ahead in leaps and bounds. Tech wise, it's a dramatic shift from the Volley edition of the 1950s with a sleeker canvas and clean one-piece rubber sole with less aggressive tread pattern. Horses for courses?... Sandshoes for Baghdad.
Our Toasted Sand Wedges are the most appealing thing you will ever eat in Baghdad…ever; forget sour cream and sweet chilli sauce. Forged in depleted uranium coking coal, the combination of sweet carbon fibre in these wedges will boost your iron intake and want you to go another round.
Over the past one hundred years Open Sesame Seeds have steadily shifted from being common heritage to sovereign property. Grown in a seed pod that splits open when it reaches maturity, the infidel has only just discovered that they can be sprinkled over the thighs of concubines unlocking a wealth of richness. Don’t waste your money on the black market, we sell quality.
The Sexy Camel Cards are the latest card game released by John Sands®. Ideal for strip-jack poker the pack of WAGs selected from just 20 harems will leave you breathless; not mustard gas breathless, butterflies in your stomach breathless. Adorned in adorable Persian lingerie, you won’t be able to concentrate on the game.
With the oil fields ablaze this non-polluting means of transportation is a must...The Flying Doormat
Travellers need not sit on the bare carpet itself, as the carpet serves as the platform for a comfortable cabin. Pioneered by Ali Baba but engineered by the WaynesWorld19 it can also be used as a prayer mat; but you must be quick, they are flying off the shelves.
The Baghdad Barstool with an endearing distressed look, is made from kiln dried sandalwood and is a timeless piece for any bar. Unruly campaigners unsteady on their feet who have had their drink spiked can go the whole nine yards with this one. It’s as solid as a Baghdad backline with no messy upholstery to clean.
Need a meat tenderiser? The Forward Press uses the latest cutting edge technology and it won’t let you down.
You’ll soon get the point with this handy kitchen gadget that also doubles as a donut maker.
So there you have it; some great specials to get you on your way...especially The Flying Doormat
Got something to buy swap or sell? You've come to the right marketplace...The Bizarre Bazaar of Baghdad.
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